🧼 The Case of Chad "Two-Towel" Thompson – World's Most Dedicated Bathroom Singer
Location: A quiet suburb in Ohio
Year: 2017
Occupation: Dental floss salesman (part-time opera singer, full-time legend)
Chad Thompson — known to his friends as "Two-Towel Chad" — was your average guy with one extraordinary quirk: he believed that the only place where true artistry could be achieved was inside the shower.
But Chad didn't just sing in the shower.
He treated it like Carnegie Hall.
Every morning at precisely 6:45 AM, without fail, Chad would perform a full five-minute operatic setlist while scrubbing conditioner from his hair. His neighbors got used to it — some even timed their coffee brewing to his performances.
That is… until the day he forgot to close the bathroom window.
And someone recorded him.
Worse yet — they posted it online.
Within hours, the video titled "Shower Power: Opera in the Shower" went viral. People couldn't decide if he was:
A geniusA madmanOr a man who had clearly misunderstood how sound travels through tiled rooms
Chad became an overnight sensation — but not everyone was thrilled.
His boss at the dental floss company sent him an email that read:
"We pride ourselves on being fresh, clean, and professional. Please refrain from becoming internet famous during work hours."
But Chad leaned into the chaos.
He started posting daily shower concerts. He added costumes (a towel cape and swim goggles). He even did a duet with his neighbor's parrot, who shrieked most of the lyrics to "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Eventually, he got a call from a talent agent. Not for singing…
…but for voice acting.
Turns out, Chad's vocal range and dramatic flair made him perfect for narrating audiobooks — specifically, fantasy novels with lots of dragons and dramatic death scenes.
To this day, you can hear Chad's rich baritone voice whispering in people's ears as they fall asleep on Audible.
And yes — he still sings every morning.
With two towels now. One for modesty, one for dramatic curtain drops.