AN: Just wanted to write something quick and lighthearted. This is obviously insanely non-canon.
Hasbro Inc. HQ, Rhode Island, circa 1987
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SCENE: Liberty Island, Statue of Liberty. Celebrations are interrupted as an omnious flying ship appears above the statue, releasing hordes of green-robed soldiers in parachutes, who begin attacking the visitors*
Crashing through the sky, comes a fearful cry - HYDRA!
HYDRA!
HYDRA!
HYDRA!
Armies of the Night, Evil taking Flight, HYDRA!
HYDRA!
HYDRA!
HYDRA!
Nowhere to run, Nowhere to hide, panic spreading far and wide, who can turn the tide?!
*A shield colored red, white and blue knocks one of the HYDRA soldiers out of the air before returning to a familiar figure standing on the statue's torch*
AVENGERS!!
REAL AMERICAN HEROES!
Captain America: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!
THE AVENGERS ARE HERE!
FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM WHERE EVER THERE'S TROUBLE, OVER LAND AND SEA AND AIR!! THE AVENGERS ARE HERE!
*a large group of heroes come rushing out from behind the Statue Of Liberty and engage the HYDRA troops in battle, including Hawkeye, Black Widow, a now-adult Spider-Man, and for some odd reason, Daredevil, Luke Cage and Iron Fist*
Can the world oppose, Deadliest of Foes, HYDRA!
HYDRA!
HYDRA!
HYDRA!
Avengers risk it all, to end the evil call of HYDRA!
HYDRA!
HYDRA!
HYDRA!
*onboard the HYDRA ship, Baron Zemo is handed a time bomb by Von Strucker, alongside several non-HYDRA affiliated villains including Crimson Dynamo and Titanium Man, and flies out with a jetback, placing the bomb near the base of the statue, before flying off into the battle raging all around.*
They never give up, they never say die, walking tall with banners high - they sound the battle cry!
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
THE AVENGERS ARE HERE!
FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM WHERE EVER THERE'S TROUBLE, OVER LAND AND SEA AND AIR!! THE AVENGERS ARE HERE!
NARRATOR: The Avengers, Earth's Mightiest Heroes, a gathering of America's bravest and most dedicated superheroes. Their purpose, to defend human freedom against evil, especially HYDRA, an evil organization bent on world domination!
*the battle begins turning against HYDRA, who are quickly finding themselves on the losing side. There's a shot of Captain America punching Baron Zemo off the Statue of Liberty, causing him to land on the back of Titanium Man as the two fly away from the fight*
ZEMO: HYDRA! Retreat! RETREAT!!
*The battle ends with Captain America depositing the time bomb onboard the now-abandoned HYDRA ship, destroying it, and sending the remaining troops fleeing. Cap picks up a fallen American flag from the ground and carries it to the top of the crown, where he's joined by the other victorious Avengers*
......
*the screen shuts off. Alan Hassenfeld puts down the remote and turns back towards his guest* "Eh, what do you think? It's still in pre-production, but I think the boys down at the studio are on to something, don't you, sir?"
*Mr. Sunshine, now in his early 50's, his greying hair tied back into a pony tail, simply sits in silence for a moment. He's still wearing his flag mask and sunglasses, but he's now wearing a business suit rather than his old hippie clothes* "....alright, I admit it's been a while, but I'm pretty sure I don't remember any of that happening."
*Hassenfeld shrugs* "We had to do some minor script changes. Test groups, you know how it is. Plus, marketing had some notes too. Trust me, it'll be great."
*Sunshine pulls off his sunglasses and rubs his eyes tiredly* "Knew I should have gone with Columbia, their The Real Avengers pitch can't possibly have been worse than this..."239