Preface: Meet the Cast (Because You'll Need to Know Who's Who Before the Chaos) ,😡🤬 y
Welcome, dear reader, to a story that's definitely not fictionalized—just wildly underappreciated. Before we dive headfirst into the madness, let's get acquainted with the players. Think of this as your "Mission Briefing," except with more sarcasm and fewer bullet points.
Livepool (a.k.a. Dinah Stealth
The real 007, if 007 actually did the work instead of posing for the camera. She's witty, resourceful, and so invisible that even her own reflection forgets she exists. Don't let the name fool you—she's not here to break the fourth wall, she's here to smash the glass ceiling. Also, she's tired of the "lying penis" stealing her thunder. (No, that's not a typo. You'll get used to it.)
Deadpool
Mercenary, antihero, and the world's most self-aware smartass. He's got a mouth faster than a machine gun and a healing factor that makes him basically immortal—because apparently, that's necessary when you're this sarcastic. He's here to cause chaos, crack jokes, and remind you this whole thing is just a story. But don't let that fool you; he's surprisingly good at saving the day.
Interpol
Imagine a villain so bureaucratic, so painfully inefficient, that their greatest weapon is paperwork. They kidnapped our mutual friend, which is unfortunate because they're about as intimidating as a soggy sandwich. Still, they have power, and that's enough to make our heroes say, "Fu Interpol!" (Yes, that's the official battle cry. Trademark pending.)
The Mutual Friend
The reason this whole mess started. Kidnapped by Interpol, probably regretting ever trusting either Livepool or Deadpool. Spoiler: They're going to be fine. Probably.
You
Yes, you. The person reading this. Buckle up. You're about to witness the unrecognized become unstoppable, the invisible become invincible, and the sarcastic become… well, more sarcastic.
Now that we're all on the same page, it's time to get this show on the road. If you're expecting a neat, polished spy story, you're in the wrong book. But if you want fast-paced action, sharp wit, and a healthy dose of "Did they really just say that?"—welcome to the party.
Let's do this.