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The Chicken Reigns!

amy13042002
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People call me 'Chick' as my nickname. For outsiders, it may look cute, for me its just teasing. They call me that just because I have a chicken blanket and chicken shoes which I wear in work. So what? Let me be myself. But in the end, they always bow down to me. I am, after all, their Chick Queen.
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Chapter 1 - The Battle will Commence! (Part 1)

"They're here. We have to get ready!"

Huh? What's going? Why're people screaming and... getting ready in the warrior yoga position? I haven't issued an order yet. The only reason they would do this was if they felt a threat to the food source. I'm not important enough for them to get into warrior pose. Only the food source is. The warrior pose is our sacred move, only against the worst will that pose be broken out. 

"Insur Ance, what's happening? Why are you at the front? You're supposed to be in the back. In case anybody gets hurt."

"Chick, today is a day in which I can't stand at the back and watch them getting hurt, only to pay for their healing costs. I must get my hands dirty today."

"But-" Oh, he ran off into the beautiful deep blue wall. 

Bang!

Ouch, that must have hurt, who's going to be Insur Ance for him? I look around to see if anyone was going to help him cause I was not, and see that everybody is doing their own thing and I recognize what's going on. Of course, I have to recognize what's going on, I made this plan. This is the battle plan for if... the Players come.... But they can't have come yet. They only just came a few days ago. This can't be! We aren't ready yet!

"Everyone! I assume everything has been readied while I was asleep. Now, Thijm Tellere, how long until they get here? And is it only basketball or is hockey coming too?"

"Both basketball and hockey. They'll be arriving in 30 minutes, I just received word from their managers."

"Ok, this will be a hard battle everyone. As they've just come from their matches. Both teams will have empty stomaches waiting to devour. Double teams equals double the empty stomachs. The more hungrier they are, the more stupid they are but the more desperate they are as well. Be careful! Like always, I negotiate first then depending on the info the next steps take place."

The food I've earned with my own hard-earned money will not go into their stomachs unless they do me a favor like everyone else has always done. I also don't want my little food stand to wipe out in a day. Otherwise, my lazy butt and I will have to go to the store tomorrow and get more food. Which means my quiet mouth, which never says the words I want it to say in front of strangers, will also have to come with. Tomorrow just might be the day my mouth will properly talk to a stranger.