Returning to Santa-Hugo, the Reverend and Fergus...
Of course, Hugo was also a Dark Rizzard, and his milk drinking was of course simply his way to create a distraction so that Itvashim could better steal the EVP Blueprint from Jemima, as per their earlier agreement.
Nor was milk enough. He grabbed some thick cream-filled buns and began stuffing them into his mouth, and as he bit down, squirts and spurts of cream came out...
The buns to be fair were one of Fergus' specialties, with an extraordinary 'cream to bread ratio' - in fact, the 'bread' was more like a thin skin that housed cream, similar in composition to a water balloon that was filled with water, except that the balloon skin was bread, and the water, cream...
As a result, the buns positively *burst* in Hugo's hands and mouth, and the scene became a foaming, splattering spray of white, forcing the censors to the pixellate 90% of the scene due to the graphic imagery.
Naturally, this was when the Reverend and Fergus acted.
First of all, Reverend Eli, to put it bluntly, was p*ssed - although this was, as he hastily protested, not literally! He didn't know who this "Santa" was... but well... as he gazed down in absolute disbelief at his milky wet-patch, he vowed that he would pay!
At the same time, the way that Hugo was eating and drinking was absolutely unholy. But since things had gotten this far... Reverend Eli, as usual, wasn't afraid to get his hands dirty…
With an angry cry, the Reverend grabbed hold of two large buns and squeezed them, before clapping and smushing them onto Hugo's face…
Getting one's face stuffed between two large buns sounded good in theory, but the fact that they were in the hands of an old, musty man who was sporting a wet patch on his pants made the scenario a lot less appetising.
At the same time, Fergus knew this was his chance. He immediately locked onto Hugo, and with a... fluid motion, turned on his backpack-cream-making-machine, and with an ejaculatory cry, his bulging backpack began to shudder and shake, and white fluid began to circulate...
through his wrapped-around tubes, like a creamy lube,
and seizing his chance, the white delicacy burst out of his piping nozzle at the front of his pants!!!!
The scene was immediately filled with even more creams, alongside the audience's screams, as parents covered their children's eyes, whilst the children peeked through the gaps.
Like a horrifying orgy gone wrong, Hugo was absolutely covered in foaming white stuff, blinded by cream, as if in a dream, but unfortunately it was not that kind of scene...