Due to Bob's exceptional knowledge of anime, wuxia and xianxia clichés, and especially taking into account Author's shamelessness, he knew that it was better if Old Man Li could avoid the upcoming action. This would increase the chances of the classic father and son reunion with Zhang Lu - and hopefully avoid any temptations to 'progress the plot' in shameless ways like cliché character deaths.
It was true.
Like what purpose would an Old Man have in fighting his foes anyway? If Old Man Li really could or did defeat the Dark Rizzards, then wouldn't he be the MC, or a co-MC?
Bob suddenly had a newfound respect for the Anti-Rizz Realm, as he realised the deeper underlying meaning behind the TVBJ and Rice-wine subscriptions.
Could it have been to keep his Master safe?
Well all right. That was a bit of a stretch. Even so, this would be the perfect excuse.
"...This might be a good opportunity for Disciple to improve his skills. Master, what do you think?"
Old Man Li nodded as he stroked his beard and gave a lofty laugh.
"Yes... my good disciple, this indeed would be a great opportunity for you to test and hone your skills."
"Then it's settled." Bob cupped his hands quickly.
"Disciple thanks Master for the opportunity, and would appreciate any guidance for the upcoming mission."
Old Man Li nodded again. "Very good. Remember your... training!"
Bob thought back to the TVBJ, rice-wine drinking sessions, and the hotpot...
the "Classics" he had read, alongside the multiple manuals of the "Art of Rizz" volumes...
To be honest, he didn't remember all that much... but he figured it was better than nothing.
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Meanwhile, Empress was taking in information Bob with her [Women's Intuition].
He appeared to be quite a capable individual, and his [Intentions] seemed good. But in the end, impressions were impressions, and results were results.
"Currently, our sources inform us that Lazarus is in a deadly stalemate with the Dark Rizzards in the Northern point of the Secret Island Complex, whilst in the South-eastern point, Jemima and Fergus are also being targeted. Sally is also - literally - currently in the centre of things and of course her safety is the number one priority. At the same time, her wish is to support the ARSES and drive the Dark Rizzards back. What are your thoughts on this situation?"
Bob calmly assessed the various factors and considered various potential actions.
The classic conundrum... If only he could be in more than one place at once right...
Oh wait! Never fear. His alter-egos would have it covered.
Sally was the top priority, so Bob would personally head to the Centre Island to keep an eye on things.
Valentine Richést would head to the Northern Point to help Lazarus break the deadlock, and then they could support Sally too if necessary.
And Darken Mysterius would head to the Southern Point to provide support to Jemima and Fergus, whilst pressure could also be applied to Hugo - Bob's double-agent - if necessary as an added source of intel.
"Thanks for such a detailed overview. In that case, we will send out some support to all three locations, how does that sound?"
As usual, Bob utilised the classic Rizzmaster technique of letting others decide things for themselves, making them feel included and valued.
"Very well. I look forward to our collaboration..."
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