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Opening Segment: The Spartan Still Stands ๐ก๐๐ฅ
Scene: Spartan is in the locker room, shirtless, his back covered in bruises from last week's war with Nox Vanta. The Yellow RW World Orbital Title ๐ก๐ and Tag Team Belt with Kola sit in his locker. He wraps his wrists, sweat dripping from his brow.
Spartan (confessional): "They said I was done. That the fire was out. But I still burn. ๐ฅ And this titleโthis World Orbital championship ๐โisn't just mine. It's a war cry. A promise. A target. ๐ฏ"
Cut to arena. Pyro EXPLODES! ๐ Spartan's theme blares like war drums. The crowd goes WILD! ๐คฉ
Announcer Jerry Highkick:
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE UNDISPUTED YELLOW BRAND WORLD ORBITAL CHAMPION, THE TAG CHAMPION, THE FINISHER KING HIMSELFโฆ SPAAAARTAAAAAN!!! ๐ฅ๐ก๐"
Spartan (in-ring):
"Last week, I took the Green Brand's shadow warrior and made him TAP OUT. ๐ But tonightโฆ I feel a shift in the air. Someone powerful's coming. Someone oldโฆ dangerousโฆ and LEGENDARY. ๐๐"
Crowd chants: "LET'S GO SPARTAN! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ / SPARTAN'S GONNA DIE! ๐๐ฅ"
Lights drop. Violin music begins to creep in ๐ป. Fog rolls across the ramp. A GIANT SHADOW looms. ๐ซ๏ธ
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Enter: The KING of PAIN ๐๐ฉธ๐
Massive pyro BOOMS! ๐ฅ A man wrapped in chains, with glowing red eyes ๐ด๐ and scars from head to toe, walks out slowly. His arms are thicker than tree trunks ๐ณ๐ช. The entire arena falls into silence.
Commentator Brock Bones:
"That's himโฆ THE KING OF PAIN. The man who turned the Crimson Cage into a slaughterhouse ๐๐ฉธ. He once German suplexed a 300-pound man THROUGH A VAN ๐๐ฅ. TWICE."
King of Pain (slow, gravelly):
"SPARTAN. You've survived beasts. You've mastered finishers. But you've never stood across a man who doesn't fight for gold... but for legacy. I'm on my ONE MONTH RETIREMENT ROAD TOUR. I want one last title... before I walk into the void with my wife and kids. Not because I'm weak... but because I choose to go out on top." ๐๐
Spartan (smirking):
"Let's make history. ๐๐ฅ"
Referee rings the bell. MATCH STARTS! ๐ฅ
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MAIN EVENT: SPARTAN (c) vs. KING OF PAIN โ World Orbital Championship ๐๐ก๐ฅ
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ROUND 1: CHESS MATCH WITH A MONSTER ๐ง ๐ฅ
Spartan charges! Big clothesline attempt! KING OF PAIN DUCKS. No wasted motion. The big man grabs Spartan by the waist, lifts him like a ragdoll ๐คฏ and TOSSES HIM ACROSS THE RING. ๐ฅ
Crowd: "YOOOOOO! ๐ฑ"
Spartan rolls, hops up, throws a punchโBLOCKED! ๐ซ King of Pain counters with a THUNDERCLAP SLAP to the chest! SMACK! Spartan stumbles back, coughing. ๐ค
Jerry Highkick:
"That slap echoed like a gunshot! ๐ฅ"
Commentator Bones:
"That's 25 years of brute force behind those knuckles. ๐ช"
Spartan tries a dropkick! King swats him away like a mosquito ๐ฆ.
Crowd: "YOU AIN'T HIM! clap clap clap-clap-clap"
King drags Spartan to the corner, lifts him up in military press ๐ฅ... and DROPS HIM THROAT-FIRST onto the ropes! ๐ค
Spartan gasps, clutching his neck. ๐ฃ
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ROUND 2: NO HOPE. JUST PAIN. ๐๐
Spartan tries againโspinning backfist! ๐ฅ Blocked! King of Pain sidesteps, lifts Spartan with shocking speed, POP-UP โก๏ธ DOUBLE ARM HOOK โก๏ธ SLAM FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! ๐ฅ
Jerry Highkick:
"THAT'S THE PUNISHMENT! His legendary finisher!! Like Jade Cargill's 'Jaded' but SUPERSIZED and EVIL!! ๐ก๐ฅ"
Commentator Bones:
"My SPINE felt that! ๐คฏ"
Crowd: "HOLY SHT! HOLY SHT! ๐ฑ๐ฑ"
King doesn't pin.
King (breathing heavy):
"You're strong. But this is my final storm. I've done this for decades. I fought in cages made of bones ๐ฆด. Now I'm here to end my journeyโฆ with gold around my waist. ๐"
Spartan (gasping):
"โฆThen earn it. ๐ฅ"
King hits another PUNISHMENT! Spartan lies still. No kick-out. No movement. ๐
Commentators:
"That's TWO! This match should be OVER! ๐ฎ"
King stares down. Then slowly goes for the cover.
1โฆ 2โฆโ
SUDDENLYโFLASH OF GREEN LIGHT ๐โKIFF FROM THE TOP ROPE!
GRAVITY SPINNING ELBOW ๐ซ๐ช๐ฅ!!!!
He crashes into Spartan's FACE! A TOOTH FLIES INTO THE FRONT ROW! ๐ฆท
Fan catches it: "AHHHH! I GOT A SPARTAN TOOTH!" ๐คฃ
Ref calls for the bell. DISQUALIFICATION. ๐จ
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WINNER: SPARTAN (BY DQ) โ STILL YELLOW WORLD ORBITAL CHAMPION ๐ก๐๐ฅ
Crowd ERUPTS IN CONFUSION! ๐ค
Jerry Highkick:
"WHAT THEโKIFF JUST COST THE KING HIS SHOT! ๐ฑ"
Commentator Bones:
"But Spartan's still championโฆ barely breathing though. ๐"
Kiff stands over both men, smiling. ๐
Kiff (grinning):
"I wasn't gonna let you retire with gold, old man. And Spartan? That was just a preview. I'm coming for that Orbital title next. ๐๐ฅ"
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Post-Match Segment: Respect & Warning โ ๏ธ
King of Pain slowly gets up. The arena stands in silence. He helps Spartan sit up. ๐
King:
"Kidโฆ I fought demons, monsters, legends. You? You got the soul of all three. Take this belt as far as you can. Make it mean something. Because guys like us? We don't get happy endings. We get WAR. ๐ฅ"
He raises Spartan's hand. The crowd roars with respect. ๐ฅ
Crowd chants: "THANK YOU KING! / THANK YOU KING! ๐๐ฅ"
King (confessional, backstage):-
"One more month. Just one. My wife and kids, they begged me to stop. But I needed this. Just this run. Not for me. For my legacy. And for them to know I walked outโMY WAY. ๐
I COULD HAVE DONE IT IN THE RED OR HECK THE BLUE,BUT DUE TO HEALTH REASONS I COULDN'T EVEN COMPETE IN THE GREEN BRAND#"
(Whisper to his thoughts)
Maybe I could have taught Double A a little lesson....
Spartan...., you haven't seen the Last of the king of pain!๐
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Final Segment: PROJECT VOID RETURNSโฆ ๐๐
Scene: A dark room. Robotic arms fuse ancient and futuristic tech together. A giant data screen shows faces: Spartan. Kiff. King of Pain. Blitz Kid. Nox.
Mysterious voice (distorted):
"All champions burn. All icons fade. Soon, VOID RISES. ๐"
A new logo flashes: PROJECT VOID โ INITIATING PHASE 2. ๐ฅโ ๏ธ
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NEXT TIME ON SPARTAN RUMBLE โ๏ธ:
EPISODE 13: GRAVITY'S RECKONING ๐ช๏ธ๐ซ
Spartan vs. Kiff showdown announced for the Orbital Title! ๐๐ฅ
Tag Champs prepare for surprise contenders! ๐
King of Pain's next stop: The Forbidden Cage! ๐น๏ธ๐
Blitz Kid promises to crash the Yellow Brand celebration ๐จ
VOID's first operative revealed?? ๐๏ธ๐พ
Stay tuned. It's only getting wilder. ๐ฅ๐