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Location: Monday Night RW – The Voltage Vault Arena, Texas,USA
Arena Vibe: Blazing yellow-and-black lights flood the electric crowd of 75,000. A steel cage ominously hangs above the ring like a beast waiting to drop. Thunder cracks from the entrance ramp as EDM trap music pulses through the speakers. It's Monday, baby. Welcome to Yellow Brand Carnage🔥🔥🔥.
Belt Design💛: The current RW Yellow Orbital World Championship looks… meh. A faded gold plate with chipped edges and a barely readable "ORBITAL" etched in comic sans. Fans chant:
"WE WANT A NEW BELT👀! WE WANT A NEW BELT👀!"
But for now, it's still the top prize. That is… until later tonight👐.
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Ethan "Spartan" Gearhart steps out to a titantron of firestorms and mechanical gears grinding. He's in full glory❤️🔥:
Outfit: Black tactical tights with yellow lightning bolt trim, knee-high hybrid boots, and fingerless gloves. Across his chest reads: "GEAR UP💯."
Hair: Short but spiky, with golden tips this week (fan-voted).
He raises his ugly championship belt to the crowd with pride (and some embarrassment)💛💛💛.
Spartan (muttering): "Seriously… I need to fix this like quick 😞😓😓."
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MATCH PREVIEW:
Originally billed as a steel cage grudge match: SPARTAN (c) vs. BLITZ KID – for the Yellow Orbital World Title.
But nothing's ever that simple on Mondays…
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MATCH 1: ESCAPE THE CAGE – Yellow RW Orbital World Championship
SPARTAN (c) vs. BLITZ KID
Blitz Kid's Entrance: A neon-glitch storm bursts on the screen. Blitz arrives in a digital trench coat, LED shades, and half-shaved hair dyed purple and blue.
Outfit: Pixel-scarred tights with "GLITCH THE WORLD" on the side.
The bell rings.
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Round 1 – Classic Carnage ⚔️⚡
Blitz charges Spartan with a flying knee (called the Code Breaker)—but Spartan dodges and catches him mid-air!
SLINGSHOT POWERBOMB!!! 💥 (Ethan bounces Blitz off the cage wall into a crushing sit-out slam.)
Crowd: "HOLY SPARTAN!"
Spartan tries to climb the cage… but Blitz recovers and lands a Superkick Combo (BEEP BOOP BOOM! 👞👞👞) to Ethan's spine, knee, and jaw.
Rolling Thunder Kick! Blitz flips backward into a spinning wheel kick that CRACKS Spartan into the corner.
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Round 2 – Tech Trouble
Spartan hits a Snap Suplex—a sharp slam from the waist that rattles Blitz's tailbone.
He lines up…
HIGH GEAR LAUNCHER! (A springboard super man punch 🤾with a backflip twist!) 💥💥💥
Blitz stumbles🫨—then grabs a hidden LED baton from his boot!
The crowd gasps😮😮😮—
BUT WAIT🚷…
DING DING DING!
GM Amanda🤔 storms out to her theme (a remix of baby shark and glass breaking?).
Amanda (annoyed): "OH PLEASE. Monday Night Rules💩! I'm making this match more fun. Welcome to your new fate😎!"
ANNOUNCEMENT:
This is now a Fatal 4-Way Escape The Cage Match — still for the RW Yellow Orbital World Championship💛!
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOO🤬🤬🤬!!!"
CHANTING:-🤬🤬🤬😃😃😃
"AMANDA DON'T CARE!!!, AMANDA DON'T CARE!!, SHE DO NOT...., HAVE UNDERWEAR🤬!!! "
Amanda smirks but hides her anger. "Joining the match… Kiff😼! And… introducing a new star: AHMID!"
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Kiff enters in a chrome jacket, rolling his eyes.
Outfit: Green-black tights with the words "GRAVITY IS FOR LOSERS."
Hair: Mohawk fade, dyed lime.
Ahmid's Entrance🌟:
Irish music plays. A 3'10" size of a dog ,fiery red-haired 🩸dwarf stumbles out wearing an oversized leprechaun hoodie and rainbow crocs.
Ahmid (Irish accent): "Oi! I heard there was gold 🌟in this cage! Let's go treasure hunting, lads!"
Crowd: "AHMID🤣! AHMID😂! AHMID😅!"
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MATCH RESUMES – Fatal 4-Way Chaos
Round 3 – Madness Unleashed 🔥👹
Kiff immediately launches into Blitz with his Gravity Slam Combo:
Suplex to the ceiling 🔄
Airplane spin
Gravity Buster (reverse DDT with torque!) 💥💥💥
Ahmid rolls under everyone's legs and hits Spartan with his finisher:
LUCKY LOW BLOW! (He screams "GOLD STRIKE!" and punches the groin like it's a jackpot lever.) 🍀🥊😵
Crowd: "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!😑😑😑"
Spartan drops in agony😭. (stammering)
"why....🥲 did you go there😫??? To ....My Unmentionables
😭😭😭.....!"
Ahmid (pointing): "ONE BALL TO RULE 'EM ALL😂!"
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Round 4 – Smell of Victory 💨😵
Everyone's brawling🤼🤼🤼.
Kiff slams Blitz into the cage🤽.
Ahmid climbs the wall🧗—then slips—lands butt-first on Blitz's face🧑🦼.
Ahmid (laughing): "Kiss me Irish cheeks!" 🍑🤣
Spartan rises🧗, arms trembling, face serious😾.
He whispers🙊…
"Super Confusion Fart🤢… ACTIVATE." 💀💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
BOOOOOOOOM 🤢🤢🤢💥💨 (A violent backflip, lands flat, then releases a gas 🤮wave so bad the steel cage fogs up.)
Kiff🤢, Blitz💩, and Ahmid 🤮ALL fall gagging, eyes watering😢😢😢.
Amanda (on mic): "...what… in… GOD'S NAME😰😨😰—"
Spartan coughs🤧, climbs 🧗slowly up the cage🤾.
The fans COUNT:
"1!... 2!... 3!... 4!..."
The others try to rise🫠… too dizzy🫨🫨🫨.
"9!... 10!..."
Spartan leaps down the other side—ESCAPES! 🔐🏆💪🔥
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WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: SPARTAN 🟡🔥🙌🙌🙌
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Post-Match Segment – THE UNVEILING 🏆👑✨
Spartan staggers to the top of the ramp😑.
He grabs a mic😃.
Spartan: "That belt… sucks😑."
Fans chant: "YES IT DOES😆!"
He drops the old ugly 🤢Yellow Orbital belt on the ramp.
Suddenly, the LED screen flashes:
"BOARD OF RW APPROVAL GRANTED."
Golden💛🌟🌟 spotlights descend. A display case rises from the floor.
The New RW Yellow Orbital World Title is unveiled🌟🌟🌟:
Sleek golden plate with a black sun at the center🌟🌟🌟
Orbit rings🌟 etched with champion names
Leather strap engraved with lightning bolts and stardust patterns😶
Spartan holds it up high😎😎😎.
Crowd: "THAT'S OUR CHAMP😎! THAT'S OUR CHAMP😎!"
Amanda stomps backstage in a fury.
Spartan (grinning): "Monday nights just got prettier.😅"
END OF EPISODE.