Dexter spent the whole afternoon walking. Good thing for him, he spotted a newbie player mounted on a mule — completely naked.
'What the fuck is this AI tripping on? The system should update again and make them think that if they die, it's game over… Why travel naked, especially in a PK Zone?'
After swapping his cloak and boots for a sword and teleporting sandals, he chased the mule, laughing.
With continuous blinking at every skill cooldown, he leaped high and slashed at the player sitting atop the mule.
The player was caught off guard. He narrowly dodged the slash, but the evasion sent him tumbling to the ground.
"Wait! Don't kill me! I'm naked, damn it… I don't have any items on me!"
"Idiot AI, do you think I care?" Dexter sneered.
The player scrambled backward, staring at Dexter with pleading eyes.
"Lucky for you, you'll just turn into recycled data after dying…"
Dexter slashed at his neck — but froze in surprise when the strike didn't kill him.
