Boo gasped as if personally offended. "No, no, he grabbed Rocky. Boo is too delicate to be grabbed." He flipped his ghost hair dramatically.
"And teacher and I went inside scary cave! And I—BRAVE BOO—went with teacher to protect her because teacher is small and human and fragile and Boo is big and strong and ghosty."
Soxx looked at Boo's small round body doubtfully. "…Big?"
"Huuuuge!!" Boo insisted.
"And then—listen carefully—principal sir and octopus uncle FOUGHT!!! They went BOOM!! BAM!! CRAAAASH!!" Boo waved his arms wildly, spinning in circles. "It was like two mountains punching each other!! Boo almost fainted from fear AND excitement!!"
Soxx's jaw dropped. "Principal fought an octopus…?"
"And then—AND THEN—the shadows swallowed teacher!! WHOOSH!!!" Boo slapped both cheeks. "Boo fainted a little but nobody saw, so it doesn't count."
Soxx gulped. "You fainted…?"
"Just 2 second… faint!! Not real faint!! Boo still manly!!" Boo declared proudly.
