Was that blush on it's cheeks?
But it was Maria who connected the dots and realized what the creature was.
"...That's a frog." Maria noted in morbid fascination.
It was a frog as big as a normal human, sitting on it's hind legs, in the middle of the street.
...Well, the succubus was looking for something crazy, so maybe she should be more careful with what she wished for...
Then, horror of horrors, the frog turned it's massive head to face them. Beady eyes staring, unblinking.
Mio and Maria watched the frog warily, unsure of what it would do, unsure of what they would do.
They were about to find out, as the frog immediately jumped into the air with incredible speed and landed right in front of them without warning,
Both half-devils backpedaled quickly, acutely aware that they did not want to be anywhere near this thing.
The frog then, strangely, began using it's hind legs to stand up, like a human.
Finally, it opened it's mouth.
"Yo."
...
...
""NAAARRRUUUUTTTTOOOO!?""
The frog winced as the dual screams emerged from the two females. "Owww...why did you two scream for...?"
Mio completely ignored the complaint and pointed an offending finger at the giant frog. "Naruto! Why the hell are you wearing a frog costume!?"
Before he answered, Naruto opened the frog costume's mouth and revealed his face from within the suit's 'mouth'. "...First off; this is a toad costume, not a frog."
"No, I'm pretty sure that's a frog..." the succubus mentioned slowly.
"Secondly!" the blond cut off. "This is my new alter ego; Gama-tan."
...
...
Both girls silently stared at the blond before them, so completely and utterly incredulous that they were literally struck dumbfounded.
Naruto just nodded with pride. He obviously dazzled them with his incredible style and naming skills. They were speechless!
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and enact my war against the student council. See ya!" the shinobi chirped, closing the mouth of the frog costume and jumping away with incredible speed.
Neither of the half-devils stopped him, frozen as they were due to the fact that their brains were trying to catch up to recent events.
Then they caught up.
"...Damn it Maria..." Mio cursed, glaring at the succubus that jinxed their day.
Maria shrugged at the red-head with a sheepish expression.
Be careful what you wish for, huh?
Meanwhile, a ways ahead and much closer to Kuoh Academy, Issei and Asia were making their way to school as well.
At least they were. Now they're staring at an...odd sight.
Odd, but not completely insane to be fair. Just somewhat flamboyant.
In front of them was a fruit stand, selling a large amount of delicious apples for low prices.
...Only apples.
But that wasn't what was odd about it.
The odd part that made them stare; was the vendor.
The vendor was an extremely muscular man, wearing what amounted to an apron around his torso without an undershirt, along with a pair of shorts.
More importantly though, was the fact that he was wearing a giant apple on his head.
Issei had to blink a few more times to get that thought to wrap around his head, the man had an...apple...apple on his head.
Why did he feel like his life had gotten a hell of a lot weirder recently? It wasn't just him, right?
The 'apple' wasn't just any apple though, it had a adorable happy face on it along with rosy red cheeks, all of which contrasted sharply with the bulging muscles...
It was just wrong on so many levels.
"Issei-san...is this normal?" Asia asked hesitantly, tilting her head sideways.
"No, this definitely isn't 'normal'." Issei returned slowly, before shaking his head.
Ignore it, maybe it would go away if they ignored it.
"C'mon Asia, let's just go, we're going to be late." the brown-haired boy said, tugging her hand as he tried to shepherd them away from the strange sight.
The second he turned around however, he was face-to-face with a large green face with-
"Wait. What the fuck!?" the pawn exclaimed, backpedaling rapidly at the way-too close green visage.
A frog? A frog as big as him!? What the hell!?
"Issei-san...is that normal?" the nun asked in slight awe, she didn't know there were large bi-pedal frogs in the world!
"No! No way in hell is that normal!" the perverted boy returned, trying to stop his racing heart.
The frog just stood there, staring at them. Unmoving.
Unbeknownst to the two teens, a certain blond had a large grin on his face as he decided to start acting out his new 'persona'.
The frog then raised it's arms to the sky, much to Issei's and Asia's curiosity, then exclaimed in a loud and childish voice-
"Gama-tan!"
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