Naruto was in a dingy little shop, hidden deep inside an alleyway, almost as if it wasn't meant to be seen by individuals who weren't worthy of it. Only those with the fortitude could find it, if they needed it.
Yes, that's exactly what it was.
The store was filled with wondrous things; spray cans, face masks, body paint, costumes, whoopee cushions...!
Truly, this was his kind of place.
The shinobi was looking for something more specific for his arsenal, something to hide his features while still being well known. Something unique.
He supposed he could just use a classic henge to get the job done, but this is professional pranking hour, he needed a standard here.
That and he was pretty sure that he wanted to focus all of his attention on his 'activities' rather than focusing on keeping the henge on. After all, they needed to be sufficient enough to to push Sona-kaichou into letting him go without any complaints.
It needed to be grand. It needed to be overwhelming. Nothing less than a complete and total defeat for the student council president!
But first...his disguise.
Naruto turned to face a heavily wrinkled old man, obviously the owner of the store. "Excuse me, but I need to-"
"Get lost kid." the old man interrupted, shooing the blond.
The shinobi stared at the elderly man for a second, surprised, before turning around in a huff.
"Asshole..." Naruto muttered under his breath, deciding to find what he was looking for himself. He didn't need the attitude.
The blond searched around the shop, taking note of everything that he could possibly use for his war against the student council, something unique and memorable...
Then his eyes locked on to it.
A few seconds later, he slammed the item that he wanted to buy on top of the counter, eyes sparkling. "Ojii-san! I want this!"
The old man carefully regarded the item on his counter. "...Is this a joke or something? You can't be serious? No one has bothered to buy this thing in years...almost as old as I am."
"That only makes me want it even more!" Naruto retorted excitedly.
The shop owner shook his head. "Trust me kid, don't buy this thing. Your reputation will never be salvaged once you put it on."
"...Would you just let me buy this thing already, jii-chan?" Naruto grouched, annoyed that this was taking so long.
Now the owner looked annoyed. "...What happened to the 'ojii-san' earlier? Run out of politeness, you immature brat?"
The shinobi lifted his chin in defiance. "First off; I've been calling you 'jii-chan' the entire time. Second; I don't have much politeness for rusted old windbags like you."
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"...Get the fuck out of my store you deluded psychopath."
"Just let me buy my shit you stupid old crone!"
A day in the life.
"Maria, I thought we went over this yesterday during your punishment. You're not coming to school with me." Mio said, firmly looking ahead towards the road.
"I know, I know! The bump on my head can attest to that..." Maria retorted sulkily, before becoming chipper again. "But I'm not going inside the school! I'm only escorting you on the way there, you know...in case something interesting happens."
The red-head sighed mournfully as the succubus followed her with a cheery smile.
"...You're just hoping that Naruto will do something crazy, aren't you?" the half-devil asked eventually, eyeing her guardian.
Maria shrugged. "Maybe, but honestly, anything would do."
Though she was counting on the blond to do something, especially since he left early this morning for something heinous.
...Again.
...It was probably heinous, right?
Hopefully?
The succubus pondered her questionable motives as the duo continued their trek to Kuoh Academy, neither of them particularly taking note of their surroundings.
Until Maria did that is.
Mio kept walking, her head in the clouds, until she finally noticed that the silverette has stopped following her.
Turning around, she saw Maria staring at something with frightening intensity, eyes wide as saucers.
"Maria? What's up? Are you ok? You like you've seen a ghost or something..." Mio asked, slightly worried.
The succubus didn't respond, she simply kept staring at what she was looking at without fail.
Frowning, the red-head followed her gaze and tried to what exactly she as looking at-
She froze.
"Wh-? Huh!? What the hell is that!?" Mio cried, doing a double-take as she looked at the completely bizarre thing.
Both girls were staring at a green beast with a large chubby stomach, black beady eyes, webbed hands and feet, ovalish face, and...
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