I woke up in a void…
Like a proper void—emptier than when an English robber empties thy pockets or your bank account after a bad life decision (looking at you).
Some dumbass would point to look around and my answer to that is; ARE YOU AN IDIOT!
Can I fly or some shit; NO. Am I standing on something NO. So SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.
… I can't tell what's weirder, the void or the fact that I am not freaking out bout the void. I should be either freaking the fuck out or meeting a ROB. The fanfics lied to me. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What else did they lie about. Are there no big bootie bitches waiting for me in the isekai world. Wasn't I supposed to be the op isekai protagonist who is hated by the world, but then saves it, so he is then loved by everyone and gets a harem.
… That was way too specific, wasn't it?
Wait a sec, who the fuck am I narrating to? OH MY GOD! Do I have that complex where I think I am some main character or some shit.
Shit. I have become what I hated the most. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wait, is that someone watching me. Is that me. Is that me stronger than me. I will fucking kill me.
…
"Sup, fucker."
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just got here.
"Seeing as you are already narrating your life you should be on the right track." Why does he sound better than me. The fuck!
"Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, and that technicolor rainbow in between, I am ROB. You may remember me from the following fics___. Of course, if you are the person in them, you might not remember me. But that's not what I am here for. Today I have a new subject. A new universe to entertain me. If I do get bored, well you know what happens."
Who the fuck is he talking too. Also, why is the whole thing bleeped. Is he swearing. Why is it bleeped. Why is—wait a second. What was I doing again.
"The universe I have chosen is one of heroes and villains, of gods and mortal men, of cosmic entities to living bacteria, of black and white, of the grey between. It truly is a marvelous world."
So, the fanfics didn't lie to me. I am being isekaid WOO-HOO!
…Did he just say marvelous. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"Ignore him, he isn't in his right mind. The void does that sometimes. Uhm—Now where was I? Right, his special ability. Since people don't want it to be changed, its going to be 2 templates of Ben 10K. One with magic and anodite heritage, one with the biomnitix."
…Holy Fucking— (We will be right back after a break)
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I have a new fanfic coming out. It's a Danmachi one. Be sure to check it out.
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(And back from the break)—Shit.
It's one thing to have a golden finger. It's another thing to have the whole hand. Hax, hax I tell you.
This is like some hypothetical where Ben reached his full potential. Potential Man shit.
That's what I am talking. That's why this ROB is the goat! The goat!
"And he is insane. Well, good luck, try not to fuck it up."
Wait I zoned out for a second. Wha—
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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AUTHORS NOTES:
1: For those of you wondering why I haven't updated my other fic—it's because I got into an accident. I fractured my left leg and had to get surgery on the lower orbital bone on the right side of my face. I'm back now, so let's see where this goes.
2: I'll decide the chapter length based on what readers prefer — drop a comment with your pick before June 1st.
10k+ words = 1 chapter every 10 days
5k+ words = 1 chapter every 5-6 days
2k+ words = 1 chapter every 2–3 days
PS: I'll post multiple chapters when I feel like it. Deal with it.