Johnson was telling me his father's story like a non-fragrant soap opera and he told me that the woman his father married had dementia. She forgot everything. She even forgot that she was married to Johnson's father.
She called a handsome Elf as her husband instead of Johnson's dad.
Johnson's father didn't like that and also, he suspected that the woman was acting. Her memories were intact like breasts of women starring in the Milfs genre.
That's why to be sure of his claims, Johnson's dad decided to follow the woman and the elf and he followed them to the elf's bedroom and what he saw made Johnson's dad sure of his claims that the woman hadn't forgotten anything.
I asked Johnson what did his father saw and he said:
"She remembered perfectly how to give a blowjob!"
"..."
I had no idea what to say here.
But I had to say something so I just said what I had in mind like I used to do in school during viva.
