I asked Johnson where he got the water from? He took so much time I would believe he was trying to make a woman orgasm, as only that could explain the large amount of time he took. I also thought that he stored whatever the woman squirted in a bucket and came running here.
But Johnson said he went to the bathroom of this prison for the first time and saw three taps, rusting like a fat woman's vagina because no one gave her a fuck. Literally.
He opened the first tap, nothing happened.
He opened the second one, the tap ejaculated spiders. If this was multiverse I would have believed the tap was also a version of spiderman. Spiderman: Home without water bill paid.
And then, I thought Johnson finally got water from the third tap, but he said from the third tap…
"A freaking severed unicorn head came out!"
"Da fuck!?"
I exclaimed because I hadn't expected that at all. It's like an Onlyfans model saying that she found a man who was willing to marry her.
