Alright so a quick rundown on myself. I am known as Betsalynn "Blacksmith" Hagerds, and I'm the sistah to the fiftieth Colossaverse, the Blacksmith Colossaverse. I, just like many others was born as a sibling to the concepts that the verse brought into its own existence. And just like many others, life for me was always exciting and heavily lived on the edge! Even after hearing the call of our creators and the signals sent to us by their children. Life was everlasting and always in the edge. Giving me inspiration for many weapons throughout the many wins that we all spent together. It was even during the earlier years that I met my wife, Scarge Lilith-Lasley Hagerds. She was also a member if STRIFE and a powerful shield bearah at that.
She and I have worked togethah to create an abundance of weapons and shields that have been used by some of the most prominent Deities in all of existence. That includes the likes of Shiishiigami, Gaia, and Xenophia alike. It was and always will be... Great and honest work. Now I find myself in the face of the child to one of my greatest allies and friends. As well as the only God I could see myself with if I liked Gods instead of Goddesses. His daughter was the spitting image of him and his gorgeous wife, Anastasia. They call her ZeeNanasa Zeefist. She came along with many of the royal children from the clans of the tenth Colossaverse, Annihilo-Versia. I was pretty excited, because they brought twenty-twonticjets along with them. Tickets I left with the heads of EVERY clan found within the known Omniverse. So for me, it was a great honor to be able to make weapons for such esteemed lights of the future. And to be trusted as much as their parents trust me, well it's a feeling that keeps me motivated, confident, and humble all the while. It was now time to show these young Deities what's what.
"Alright, you little shites. I see within me eye that the lot of you showed up here with some tickets." I stated as I walked towards the only one of them that was shaking with uncontrollable excitement.
"Uhm, y-yes... Oh, YES, yes we did! We were hoping to have you create some weapons for u-
"Yeah, yeah yeah... Hold that thought Annihilation Jr." I stopped little Zee before she could say a word. I wanted to interact with the one they call Timone Dismantlaarhg. I know his parents quite well, and I have heard tales of how fond of me he is, the lit~tle wankah.
"Tch, she's always interrupting me, just like my damn daddy!" ZeeNanasa thought to herself. She and the many who came with her sat by and watched as I approached Timone. I introduced myself and surprised the ol' chap by addressing him using his first and last names. But I didn't stop there, whilst he was sitting in shock completely fueled by his excitement. I addressed everyone by their actual names. Though, it really surprised me that everyone was so surprised and find of me using their names. I guess I never realized just how much of a mighty impact my presence and accolades has had on my wonderful home and it's residents. Truly an inspiring moment for me, you know?
"S-so uh... A-Are you going to make the weapons for us, Lady Betsalynn?" Timone asked as he slightly pulled in my long, dingy, cloth fauld that I use for my blacksmithing. In that moment, I was completely surrounded by everyone and their eyes which were filled with endless excitement. I hadn't even noticed that a lot of them were pretty tall. Ri-ohhanna and Melumini'itii are both nearly seven feet, yet... The lit~tle pikes are still only able to lock eyes with me belly button when looking straight. Yeesh, it always slips me mind that the lot of us from STRIFE and that early generation are naturally bigger even when in human form.
"Heh, of course I'm going to help you all out... My prescious Mo-Mone." I grabbed Timone's chin and gave him a small smooch on the cheek. The boy lit up like a Christmas tree before passing out on the floor before me.
"Heh, I'm calling the boy Mo-Mone from here on out, yes? YeeHEEeessssss!!!" Snowrunt states as she lets out a laugh. One contagious enough to force us all to burst into a storm of hysterical laughtah. Yes, even I, Betsalynn was laughing uncontrollably until a certain someone came barging in.
"YUUUURRRRR!!!" A loud voice went as a silhouette brazenly bussed through my damn backdoor to the shop.
"Oh shit, YUUUURRRRR!!!" Jah'malle let out a similar shout as he walked towards our newest guest. Or bettah to say resident, seeing as she lives here too.
"Girrrll ain't no way I heard the sounds of a young God stealing a smooch from my Queen? HaHAAA, I'm home babes!!!" She shouted just as she hit the cornah. Like clockwork, her and the young one with vocals that could tear a hole in space shake hands. It was as if she's known him her whole life or something, cause they even had a handshake.
"If it isn't the lil bruh from Molecularum Breakadia. How yo bit ass doin' lil Malley?" Her obnoxious arse asked just as their handshake ended.
I waltzed ovah before their conversation could continue on any furthah.
"Momma Scarge, good seeing you again, b!!" Jah'malle jumped into my wife's arms just as I got close. It was one of the rare times you get to see all the feminine charm she has to offah as a Goddess all at once. I always pause and stare at her when she's like this. Because in these wondahful moments, I get to see a Goddess even more beautiful than I could evah hope to be.
"Eh-erhm, so this is the young God you used to hang around whenevah you were visiting his fathah, Emperor Jah'Meekes?" I asked as I joined in on their hug. Giving scarge a nice smooch on the lips as I grab her items from her hands.
The other children began to approach us just as I set Scarge's bags onto the dining table found near the kitchen a few rooms down. Though that was within our personal sanctum that could be found within the fortress-like blacksmithing shop we call home. She introduced herself to the lof of them, only to have her attention caught by the VERY odd essence leaking from YeeNessa and ZeeNanasa. It was enough to make us both nearly jump into battle mode. Whatever these two souls are, they aren't like we of the normal divine nature.
"You're making weapons for all of these nut ass kids? Even the two that may be as strong as us at the very pit of their beings?" Scarge asked telepathically as she walked towards the table. She wanted to unpack her shopping bags whilst analyzing ZeeNanasa and YeeNessa.
"Yes, I'll be making weapons for all of them. That includes those two. I'll just have to put more effort into studying them in order to make ideal weapons. Ones that can even assist with bringing these two out." I stated.
"Hmm... I'm guessing that's why you waited for me to get home, huh b?" Scarge asked just as she finished emptying her bags.
"Yes, babe. I need you to start the weapon molds while I go about collecting more data from those two foreign souls. Please and thank you." I directed Scarge in a way that'd help us complete the tasks at hand.
"Will do, b. But dead ass though, you gone have to start like... right now! It's not ok to keep the future protectors of Annihilo-Versia waiting, am I right?" Scarge makes a good point. One that springs me into action.
I call all of the young Deities to me and take them back to the center of the blacksmithing room. This is where one can see the countless assortments of different weapons I have in stock. In comparison to me othah locations, this one was truly a step above them all. And the young ones could tell just by looking around. I allowed them to see all that there was to be offered whilst Scarge and I linked our MentalZenchi togethah. We used this as a way to quickly scan all of their essence, Origin Concepts, Sub-Origin Concepts, stats, personalities, and battle styles. All of which can be viewed by Mental Zenchi on the monstrous level that we've honed ours to.
"Wooooww, this spread of weaponry and defensive tools is out of this verse!" ZeeNanasa stated as she, ReighHeem, Ri-ohhanna, Ri-oh'dioh, YeeNessa, and Shi'Ho-ho all walked the room togethah.
"No kiddin'! It's more magnificent than I could've EVER imagined, honestly!" YeeNessa added on.
She grabbed a great sword that was twice her size from off of the wall. She carried it, swung it, lifted it, and he'd it in a singular hand as if it weighed as much as a damn piece of papah. BLIMEY! It was truly a sight to behold and gave Scarge and I am even bettah idea of how to go about making some of these weapons. Others were busy picking up the weapons they'd be most likely to use. Seikosen picked up a katana. Timozzia found herself entranced by the double bladed bow staff that sat in our Wall of Fame. The staff she picked up by one of my fellow STRIFE membahs. The Monkey Emperor himself, Lord Xiaochin Koku-Wukong. Actually, every weapon sitting in that wall was once used by a membah before I mastered my arts and made the famedweapons they use today. Primoz already had a weapon made by me, but it was a hand-me-down. Not one personally made for him, by me. He surprisingly likes dual weilding more than the use of a great sword. Shi'Ho-ho found interests in a great shield that can second as a pair of highly complex gauntlets. Everyone else found themselves being drawn to specific weapons all ovah the place. But that was for a very specific reason.
For you see, our shop was made to take advantage of the concept of Curiosity. It ties it to desire and ties all of that to the essence leaking out from visitors. The place was blessed by our essence and the concept of Comfortability. It makes it so one drops their guard, which allows we Deities to leak our essence out naturally. All of this is tied into a very precise procedure and process needed to ensure we get the absolute best idea for what weapon to make for each individual customah. A process that took at least thirty minutes before everyone was naturally drawn to a weapon of their choice. When that time came, I drew schematics and wrote down instructions for what materials we'd be using for each weapon. Scarge was my number one apprentice in actual skill nearing my own, so she began working in the first few weapons immediately. When that happened, I snatched up young YeeNessa and ZeeNanasa. Flashing away from everyone before one could even blink, Heh.
"Woah."
"Uhmm... What the fuck!? Hey Lady Betsalynn... What're we doing here!?" Young ZeeNanasa asked.
"I've brought you here to talk to you privately. For you see, you both require two weapons each. Considering the fact that you both harbor more than one soul, yeah?" I asked them both whilst taking a seat in front of them.
"That makes sense, like... It REEAALLY makes sense." YeeNessa stated as she sat down. Calming her mind with trust in my process.
"Alright, I don't really mind having private time with my cousin and one of the most legendary beings to ever bless these cosmos." ZeeNanasa stated as she took a seat.
"Hmph, you're not the only one with great satisfaction with this meeting, darling. For you see, I never once thought I'd meet the child of the only God I've ever had feelings for. Both Scarge and I actually. To us, you're both nieces we wish to cherish and love." I explained to them. Both of their jaws dropped completely.
"Woah, so your or Scarge could've been Zee's mom? That's insane! But to think you're both basically our aunties instead is more than one could ask for. Don'tcha think, Zee?" YeeNessa smiled as she spoke. Bringing joy to me heart.
"Yeah, but to think you were in love with my daddy. Does he know this about the both of you?" ZeeNanasa asked.
"Yes, both he and Anastasia do. Neither had a single issue with it at all, honestly. We're all the best of friends even to this very day." I explained to them both.
"Ah, that's great to hear. The legendary blacksmith and her wife, the Mighty Shield of the Omniverse... They're our aunties." YeeNessa says while an innocent smile on her face.
"Hmph, actually... Every single one of the old STRIFE members are basically your aunties and uncles. But on to the important part of this meeting." They both straightened up as they heard those words.
"I know all three is to know about you two and your concepts. It's the othah two I want to speak with now. I require your cooperation and undahstanding here, but DO NOT listen in on our conversation when you do switch. I hope they can assist in ensuring that's the case. Apologies, but... This is none of your business." I spoke with a harsh and stern tone. Ensuring my message ran clearly into their minds as they complied with my unreasonable demand. Such blessed hearts those innocent souls have come to have.
YeeNessa and ZeeNanasa nodded their heads and made the switch for me. Revealing the two I had wished to make contact with. Both of them carried karg amounts of essence and an eerie aura to them that made me skin crawl. Yet, they weren't what you'd call villains at all. The one within YeeNessa turned the girls hair black, and blonde. Bringing down from it's usual spiked up appearance that was very reminiscent of Annihilation himself. Her hair curled up and flowed down her back elegantly as the hairs in front formed a lovely bang. One that covered her right eye completely. ZeeNanasa on the other hand had her hair spiked completely up. At this point, she looked identical to her father whilst wearing most of her mother's face. Her eyes become more jagged in shape and her eyebrows now had a natural arch. Her glare was intense and the essence spewing from her eyes matched that vibe.
"So you're Betsalynn, huh? I'm guessing you know who and what we are?" Big Zee states as she stared into the eyes of Betsalynn.
"Heh, if she does, don't be surprised if she attacks us in pure instinct alone." Big Yee stated. She was smiling in a way that made it seem as though she had insidious intent. But I could sense none.
"Actually, that's my problem. I DON'T know who, nor what the hell you two are. So... You're going to tell me, right here... Right now...
"Just what in the verse are you two monstahs?"