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Chapter 32 - Getting my ass beat by Dick and I get called out

"Fuck! You just broke my fucking nose!" Gray said as he healed his bloody nose and glared at Jason.

Jason just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, you're the one who asked me not to hold back at all, and you also told me to treat you like a criminal, so don't be mad that I beat your ass."

"You are a fucking cunt."

Jason just laughed at Gray, then Jason said, "But honestly, you're getting better as the minutes pass. Also, I can see that you're copying my moves, even if it is a sloppy copy."

"Yeah, I noticed that too, so how are you doing it?" Dick asked as he walked onto the fighting mat.

"I've got better senses than other people, and my brain is better due to my healing powers, so I can remember things better than others," Gray said to them as he wiped the blood off his nose with a rag.

"Huh, cool," Dick said in response to the info he got from Gray. Then he said, "Anyways, my turn to teach Gray some fighting."

"Fucking liar, you just want to beat my ass," Gray said as he put the rag into his pocket.

"You have no way to prove that at all~" Dick said to Gray teasingly as he got into his stance with a smug smile on his face.

Gray took a deep breath and relaxed his whole body, then he rushed at Dick fast.

Dick shifted his stance to be able to kick Gray away once he got close enough, yet Gray did a huge sidestep to Dick's right, then Gray slammed his left fist into Dick's side, which caused Dick to stumble. Gray went to body check Dick, but Dick dodged behind Gray, then Dick kicked Gray's back, which caused him to stumble and lose his balance. Then Dick leg-swept Gray, which caused Gray to slam into the floor.

Thump.

That was the sound Gray's body made when it slammed into the ground face first.

"That hurt..." Gray groaned out as he rolled onto his back.

"Damn, you just ate mad shit!" Jason said as he laughed at Gray, then he added, "But I'm surprised that you even landed a hit on Dick when you take into the fact that he's the most agile person out of all of us."

"That doesn't make me feel better at all."

"Honestly, Gray, if your punch had some more force behind it, then I would have stumbled more, and you would have been able to land the body check on me," Dick said to Gray. Then he added, "And that sidestep was good—just work on your footing, because a simple push would have knocked you down."

"That still doesn't make me feel better at all."

"Yo, Gray, I got a question," Jason told Gray.

Gray just sighed as he got up from the floor. "Go ahead."

"How does your whole strength enhancement thingy work?"

Gray drank some water and then said, "The simplest way to put it is that it just multiplies my already existing overall physical abilities."

"What is your limit to the multiplying?" Dick asked Gray.

And Gray just shrugged his shoulders and said, "No clue at all."

Both Dick and Jason looked at each other in silence.

"Oh, and also, it's not really an ability—it's a technique," Gray added.

"What?" Both Jason and Dick said as they quickly looked at Gray.

"Actually, that's the wrong way to put it, because it's more like a sub-technique of a technique that has almost like a dozen sub-techniques," Gray said without care at all.

"What is the name of this technique?" Dick asked.

"None of your business~" Gray told him.

"If you weren't going to tell us the name, then why did you tell us all of that?" Jason asked Gray in a raised voice.

"Well, it's going to be very funny to watch y'all freak out trying to figure out what technique I'm using," Gray said to them while laughing as he flopped himself onto the ground.

"What makes you think that we're going to try to figure out what technique you're using?" Dick asked Gray with a smirk on his face.

"The whole fucking Batfam are all detectives of some level, plus knowing Tim's habit of wanting to know everything about something or someone, and I'll assume y'all have that habit too, then you all will want to figure it out," Gray stated to them as if it was common information.

"Tsk." That was the sound that went out of Jason's mouth at what Gray said.

"Anyways, whores—"

"Whores?!"

"Let's go down to the cave because I need to see if Bruce did what I asked him to do as a favor," Gray said to the two as they headed to the library.

"The fuck did you ask him to do?" Jason asked Gray.

"You know that little sweetheart Monica from the other night?"

"Yeah, the one that was clinging onto you the whole time after you healed her."

"Well, I'm getting Bruce to help me adopt her!" Gray said excitedly.

"Why would you want to adopt her? Because last time I checked, you're 16, and you're in no way in shape to have a daughter."

"Well, I'm almost 17 in two weeks. Plus, let me rephrase myself—I'm trying to get Bruce to get all the long process done for Veronica and Sophie to adopt Monica. And there are three reasons why I want to adopt her: first, she made me feel some paternal instincts that I didn't know I had yet; secondly, the system fucking sucks really bad for orphans—I'm pretty sure y'all know that," Gray explained to them.

"What's the third reason?" Jason asked.

"She's got the metagene in her. At the moment it's dormant, which I'm surprised about because all the stress and mistreatment really could have activated the metagene."

"Are Veronica and Sophie aware about the whole adoption?" Dick asked as he fixed the clock in the library, and it opened an entrance to the Batcave.

"Yeah, they are. Hell, they're the ones who encouraged me to go with the idea because they wanted a little one to spoil," Gray said to the boys. Then he asked, "How many entrances are there for the cave?"

"There are many of them."

"You're not going to give me a number?"

"Nah."

"Fair enough," Gray said. Then he said, "And I'm going to have to give you all something so y'all can get into my place."

"Dude, we're the Batfam—we can get into your place without whatever you're going to give us," Jason said to Gray.

"No, you wouldn't, because I made runes that don't allow anyone who doesn't live in the house to go onto the property, so yes, you will need what I'm going to give y'all," Gray told them as all three of them reached the Batcave.

"Why would you put up a rune for that?" Dick asked.

"Because my top priority is keeping Veronica, Sophie, and Sona safe—and Ivy and Harley too, I guess," Gray said to them.

"The fuck do you mean by Ivy and Harley too?" Jason asked Gray immediately after Gray spoke.

"Oh, Bruce didn't tell y'all?" Gray asked them. Then he said, "I'll take that look on y'all as a no. Well, Ivy and Harley decided to move in with me, and Bruce told me to let them move in, so that's it, really."

"Do you know how unsafe it is to have those two living with you?!" Jason yelled at Gray. Then he yelled, "And of course Bruce didn't tell us—fucking typical of him!"

"They're not unsafe for me or the girls," Gray told Jason.

"May we know why that is?" Dick asked Gray.

"Because, from what Ivy has told me, The Green has said that I'm the safest place for her and Harley, and they're trying to live a somewhat normal life with me, and Ivy trusts me with her life," Gray said to them.

Both Jason and Dick froze when they heard The Green mentioned by Gray, and they looked at Gray like he'd grown five heads.

"...Do you know what The Green is?" Dick asked Gray.

"Yeah, it's an elemental force that connects all plant life across the universe," Gray answered him like it was common information.

"And how do you know about The Green?" Jason asked.

"Dudes, I'm a fucking healer—no, scratch that, I'm the fucking healer. Like, I can heal fucking anything that's alive if you give me enough time, so I'm going to know what the fuck The Green is," Gray ranted to the two.

"...Gray, are you high right now?" Dick asked as he grabbed Gray's face and looked at his eyes. Then he said, "Yep, you're high right now."

"How in the fuck are you high right now?!" Jason asked, very confused right now.

"It's annoying to explain, so in the simplest way to put it, I can turn on and off some of my powers as I wish, and I turned off my immunity to drugs just to get high," Gray said to them happily.

"How the fuck did we just notice it now?!" Jason yelled out.

"Just notice what?" Tim asked as he walked up to the three.

"Gray is fucking high right now!" Jason told Tim loudly.

"I'm not surprised at all. I mean, the first time I met Gray, he was high as hell," Tim told them.

"...Wait, you two met when y'all were fucking 10 years old?!" Jason yelled out as he thought about what Tim said. Then he yelled, "You're telling me that Gray has been smoking for like almost 7 years?!"

"Yeah, I have been. I had a lot of issues when I was younger—like, I had no friends until I met Timmy, and I was very, very depressed too, so I smoked a lot to not feel like shit," Gray told them casually.

"Wait, don't you have regeneration?" Tim asked Gray, to which he got a nod from Gray. Tim then asked, "How in the fuck are you even high? Because like, your regeneration should make the effects last a little bit?"

"Oh, I bribed Ivy with me making a whole garden for her and giving her some magical plants, and in return I get some magical weed that's crossbred with mint that I helped her make for me. It was really fun, and also, this weed would make the average human really damn high for like a whole day," Gray told them, looking a little out of it.

"Magical weed?" Tim asked as he looked at Gray in disbelief.

"Yeah, me and Ivy came up with the name Moonmint Kush. We like the name, so we're going to keep it as that," Gray said in a tone as if he was bragging.

"What are the effects of it?" Bruce asked in a firm tone with his arms crossed.

"Oh, well, the effects on the body give it that same relaxation, just deep, and there are no heavy drowsiness effects at all. Then it also eases muscle tension and joint stiffness, and a bunch of other little things," Gray answered Bruce's question.

"And the mental effects?"

"Well, it sharpens focus and clarity instead of dulling it unlike how normal weed does. It also reduces intrusive thoughts, anxiety, and emotional turbulence. Then finally, it enhances creativity, making thoughts flow in unusual patterns," Gray answered him as he took out a leaf of it, then chewed it.

"The fuck are you chewing on?" Jason demanded.

"Oh, a leaf of the weed. Because it was crossbred with mint, it makes it so it can be eaten and tastes good too."

Bruce, Jason, Tim, Dick, Duke, and Cass looked at Gray like he was an idiot.

"I have a bud too," Gray said as a backpack appeared in his hand. Then he reached into it and took out a baggie with a bud in it. Then Gray asked them, "Y'all want to try some?"

Thump.

That was the sound Gray's body made when it dropped to the ground after Jason punched him and knocked him out.

"Jason, what the fuck?!" Tim and Dick said as they both quickly crouched down to Gray to see if he was fine.

"Why did you do that, Jason?" Bruce asked Jason very firmly.

"He was pissing me off with his dumbness," Jason said as he bent over to grab the baggie and opened it to smell it. Then he said, "He wasn't lying at all. This shit smells way stronger than the normal shit, and it does smell like mint."

"He was oversharing a little bit," Dick said as he picked up Gray and put him on his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

"He always does when he's high. Hell, ask him about almost anything, then he might give you a full explanation on it and his opinion on it. Then he'll explain why it's dumb for other reasons," Tim said as he held a small little container and opened it to see leaves in it.

"You've got a lot of explaining to do on why you didn't tell me about the fact that Gray smokes at such a young age," Bruce told Tim as he took the container out of his hands.

"Whatever."

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[AN: Hello goblins, it is your favorite Hispanic Daddy here with a new chapter for y'all so be happy or daddy will be really angry.

Folks, I am high as fuck writing this whole chapter and I will not be deleting this chapter after I come down from the high cause daddy is not a pussy.

Now let me explain a little bit about the whole weed thing, Gray is a orphan boy raise in the system in Gotham aka the worse place to be in, so yes a 10 year old getting his hands on weed at his age make sense due to kids even younger in our world are able to get their little hands on it too, also the system in Gotham is fucking horrible as we are know even if they get money from Bruce to treat the kids good, cause like almost everyone in Gotham in fucking corrupted badly. And you would be surprise that amount of kids that are in the system to be involve in crimes in Gotham.

Literally me and all my MC that I have made and/or will ever make:

Also I made a new Fanfic cause I am bored and high and it it called ' Cultivators are....uniques things', go give it some love if you wanted to.

Anyways, I hope you all have a good weekend]

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