Empress Catherine and I are merely common thieves. But I'm curious, how does Queen Teresa of Austria confess to the priest? Whenever she pillages, she always acts like a weeping little woman. However, the more she cries, the more she pillages!
— Frederick the Great
Dear Louis:
I heard that you recently visited Paris and will be representing the Bonaparte Family in bringing back your uncle's coffin from the distant Saint Helena Island? On this matter, I must be frank with you; your uncle, aunt, and your father are all very angry. They believe that for something this significant, you should have consulted the family in an internal meeting before making a decision.
