London, England, inside 10 Downing Street, the atmosphere brimmed with complacency.
"Well done, gentlemen!" The Prime Minister raised his champagne glass to his aides, "Victor, that rude man, finally caved under pressure. Medellin will become our stage to showcase the British standards, letting the world see what true humanitarian intervention and order restoration are all about!"
"It's also a good time for us to flex our muscles once again in the Latin American region. The United States has fallen, and the European Union and Western World need a new leader. The Sun Never Sets Empire is, after all, the Sun Never Sets! For our Empire, cheers!"
The group cheered enthusiastically.
But they forgot a taboo.
You can't pop champagne midway!
The British media were even more jubilant.
The Times had a headline: "The Takeover of Justice: British Army to Illuminate Medellin's Darkness."
