London, inside the Prime Minister's office, champagne glasses still held aloft, everyone's smiles frozen on their faces, leaving only a deathly silence and the "zzz" noise emitted by the snowflakes on the screen.
The Prime Minister's complexion changed from red to white, then from white to blue, and finally became a pallid gray.
World opinion was in uproar!
The media that had just been praising "British standards" and "the dawn of humanity" were rendered speechless by this bloody live broadcast!
"Medellin's 'Liberation' becomes 'Massacre'? British troops ambushed in blood upon entering the city!"
"Screams before the live feed cuts: BBC reporter experiences the British Army's moment in Hell"
"Medellin drug traffickers turn their guns on their new masters!"
"'Safety channel' becomes a death trap, British strategy suffers a fatal blow!"
Each headline was more shocking than the last, full of immense satire.