"Are you ready benjamin." I asked calmly while adjusting the sword on the left side of my waist.
"No, your country is trash, your system is dumb, your city is garbage, and your feet stink. Why wouldn't we both be ready." Said nyx with a pissed look on her face as she rolled her eyes with her arms crossed. Mad for realizing earlier that she is stuck with me for the rest of her life.
The lobby was completely silent.
Benjamin adjusted his throat and said calmly "Ms nyx. I understand your master david's girlfriend but you should treat him with a little more respect. He saved my life when I was escaping from a knight of saint methuselah order 2 years ago. Created by pope methuselah the first of the holy theocracy 55 years ago."
"What is a holy theocracy. Sound like a bunch of bullshitters that preach of something that won't make a appearance or grant any wish. Just so they could gain more political power." Asked nyx with a confused look on her face.
The lobby was completely silent.
"She just pointed out everything I was thinking. How will you respond" I thought while looking back at benjamin. Awaiting his response.
Benjamin adjusted his throat and said with a shakey stuttering voice "T…they killed my wife and children."
"I'm sorry to heart but can we get back to the topic at hand." I said with a kind smile on my face which didn't lighten the mood at all.
Nyx patted and rubbed benjamin's back and said with a sigh "I understand that the loss of a love one is a major point for a power up in a story. Especially for a background character so you should look forward to the growth in your magic if your to take revenge one day."
I was completely silent and thought while staring holes into nyx's head "Huh…did she just say background characters and power ups"
Nyx Immediately looked at me and stuck her tongue out teasingly. Only to start licking her hand.
"Ok. So you know about the church where the grimiries are held in this city." I asked calmly while spreading the map on the table, the people in the lobby gathering around me, nyx and benjamin.
Benjamin adjusted his throat again to gather his bearings back and said while adjusting his suit monocle eye glasses. His voice calm again "Yes master david, the church in this city that holds the grimories has the knight order of saint peter stationed here at it to keep watch of the diamond kingdoms movements and since we're at the border of the clover kingdom. Bordering into diamond kingdom territory they shouldn't be as strong as the popes order of knights."
"How old is the pope. You said he created it 55 years ago so do you know what type of magic he uses to be claimed a saint." Asked nyx with a interested look on her face, slouching comfortably in the chair at the table.
"I don't know what he looks like. His magic or age but I do know he has to be physically and politically strong to create a knight order in his own name and be considered a saint." Said benjamin with gritted teeth in anger with his fist clenched as his mana flared. Making the table rumble.
I nodded while saying calmly with my eyes closed. My right one opening slightly as I gazed over the map "Calm down benjamin, do you know how many men this order of saint peter has."
"I believe they have 66 men. The order was created by saint peter 500 years ago and after he died and pope methuselah took over and became p…" Said benjamin, only to go quiet with a look of complete realization on his face.
The lobby was completely silent.
"So pope methuselah is over 500 years old like that witch queen but if you think about it it's understandable since she has blood magic and is a witch with almost infinite mana. In stat terms she's likely in the tens of thousands range" I thought while rubbing my smooth chin with my right hand.
I sighed and said while looking back down at the map on the table and saying "Let's get back to the main topic. First we will scout the situation to assess the enemy's strengths and possible weaknesses. Benjamin hand them the man's talkies."
"Yes master david." Said benjamin calmly while grabbing a big bag and passed them out to all 55 of my people including nyx who made it 55.
I looked back down at the map. Specifically the area the church is located at and hand my hand out while saying calmly "Dice magic, board of fate and luck."
Suddenly a dice board as bag as the table materialized on top of it. The scenery inside of it blurring to a remote view of the church and the order of knights patrolling.
"GYAHAHAHA. I NEVER GET TIRED OF WITNESSING YOUR MAGIC BOSS MAN." Said the pot bellied man laughing loudly, in full body armor with his three dark. Dirty gold leaf grimorie in left hand with two wine glasses on it.
"Good timing jarred, use your wine magic to kill them and get rid of their body's. I'm not taking my chances with a corpse." I said with a closed eyed smile. My left one slightly open and staring at the knights order guards.
Jarred grinned. His grimorie glowing a dark, dirty gold color and said loud and boastfully "WINE CREATION MAGIC, DIRTY NIGHT OF DEATH."
Suddenly a huge wine glass materialized above my board full of black liquid inside of it.
Jarred grinned even wider and waved his hand slightly. The wine glass tilting and a ocean of black liquid pouring out of it limitlessly.
*BOOOOM*
I watched as the ocean of black liquid poured into the board and disappearing inside of it calmly while thinking "What is your move"
(Random Man's POV)
"I want to get laid so badly but why do I keep getting rejected by the women. I'm handsome In my own way right. I mean just look at me." Said the random man, his face swollen and full of pimples and warts.
The other average looking knight stared at him for a moment and asked with concern "Have you seen a doctor."
"Wh…what do you mean. Tell me I look good you piece of shit." Said the random man with a look of anger on his face. His face becoming extremely more hideous than it already was.
The average looking knight rolled his eyes and said with a sigh "Dude you need to see a doctor pronto."
The random man had a genuine look of hurt and shock on his face at the truth and said with tears starting to stream down his face from his face "My mom told me I was handsome."
"Mother's will say anything to make their children feel better and gain confidence but your genuinely ugly bro, take advantage of your ugly bastardness and steal you a couple of women with your sword inside your pants." Said the average knight man with a genuine concerned look on his face.
*VRR*
The random man looked down and said with newfound confidence and courage on his face, his chest puffed out with pride "Your right. I'll give it a try when I get off guard du…huh why is it suddenly night time."
The average knight man looked up. His eyes widening in shock and horror and said loudly "GET AW…."
*BOOOOM*
*SPLAT*
Nothing remained. Only a endless ocean of black liquid that disintegrated everything in it's path.
(David's POV)
"Ok jarred that's good enough." I said calmly while making another dice appear and chanted the fate reading spell inside my head. A transparent screen appearing int front of me from the dice.
[STATUS]
[Name: Jarred Earlson Jr.]
[Race: Human]
[Gender: Male]
[Age: 43]
[Titles: [Jarred The Womanizer], [Jarred The Drunk] [Former Magic Knight Captain], [The Black death]
[Strength: 45.8]
[Agility: 88.03]
[Vitality: 11]
[Mana: 621.7]
[Magic: Wine]
[Skills: [Etiquette: Advanced], [Dancing: Master], [Sex: Master], [Writing: Master], [Mana Skin: Grandmaster], [Ki: Master], [Boxing: Grandmaster], [Swordsmanship: Advanced]
[Spells: [Wine magic: Rain of Bliss], [Wine magic: Bed of Healing], [Wine magic: Sip of Pleasure], [Wine magic: Touch of decay],[Wine creation Magic: Dirty Night of Death], [Wine creation magic: Cup of Horzon], [Wine creation magic: Doomsday], [Wine creation magic: Cup of Deflection], [Wine creation magic: Rain of Shards]
I looked over the status screen. My eyes suddenly widening as I glanced at jarred that was twerking on a muscular average woman with a bottle of booze in his right hand. Being a 6'0 average looking man with a heavy set pot bellied absurdly hairy physique, a heart shaped gruff bearded face and dark brown eyes with short dark brown hair.
"I sure do have luck with people but I still don't trust him" I thought with the left side of my lip curling into a tiny smirk. Mentally chanting and summoning benjamin's status.
[STATUS]
[Name: Benjamin Pennyworth]
[Race: Human]
[Gender: Male]
[Age: 81]
[Titles: [The Boogyman], [Village Killer] [SSS Rank Criminal], [Former S Rank Adventurer]
[Strength: 777.99]
[Agility: 231.5]
[Vitality: 33.1]
[Mana: 231.99]
[Magic: Door]
[Skills: [Etiquette: Grandmaster], [Dancing: Master], [Sex: Intermediate], [Mana Skin: Grandmaster], [Management: Grandmaster],[Housekeeping: Grandmaster], [Negotiation: Master], [Spearmanship: Master], [Swordsmanship: Master], [Horsemanship: Master], [Daggership: Grandmaster], [Multilingual: Master], [Marksmanship: Grandmaster], [Pennyworth Murder Art: Grandmaster]
[Spells: [Door magic: The Boogyman], [Door magic: Location Lock], [Door magic: World of Avalon], [Door magic: Pennyworth Storage], [Door magic: Link of Worlds]
"Things are about to get interesting." I said calmly as I finished looking over benjamin's Information and dismissed it. It vanishing into mana particles.
"I feel like I'm forgetting something" I thought while suddenly glancing at nyx that happens to be sound asleep. My face suddenly turning into a kind closed eyed smile while going over to nyx and leaned in closely to see if she was really asleep.
"Ok she's asleep" I said with a sudden grin and grabbed her tail and yanked it hardly.
Nyx jolted awake and Instantly looked my way. Her lips suddenly planting itself on mines.
The lobby was absolutely silent.
"PFFFT…aww…boss man had his first kiss at 11…Pffft…gehehehe." Said jarred trying to hold in his laughter.
Benjamin has wide eyes. I had wide eyes. Nyx had wide eyes as a our lips were still planted against each other.
"Should I have wide eyes too." Said jarred with a chuckle, widening his own eyes with his face shifting to a shocked one to match the mood.
I pulled away and started coughing, gagging and spitting on the floor while saying loudly "GAWK….FUCKING ASS LICKING SHIT. DID YOU EVEN BRUSH YOUR TEETH AFTER YOU CLEANED YOURSELF A FEW HOURS AGO."
"Dude be serious right now…you enjoyed it didn't you. At least you got a taste of my future womanhood." Said nyx with a wide grin forming on her face.
"Oh god. Am I gonna get a sexual transmitted disease. Oh I have that perk so I should be fine." I said calmly mumbling under my breath while rubbing my chin with my right hand. My board of fate and luck disappearing into mana particles.
Benjamin was silent with a smile on his face as he watched me and nyx and suddenly said calmly while adjusting his monocle eye glass "Master david it's time to go get your and ms nyx grimories."
"Right. Let's go." I said with my face suddenly turning serious and went to the table and grabbed my mana talkie and looked back at everyone and saw that they were ready and nodded.
Everyone nodded with lecherous wide grins forming on their faces.
Nyx got up from the chair and asked with a genuine smile on her face "What was the plan again."
…
THE END…