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Chapter 315 - Chapter 315: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Female Pervert!: Welcome To Gintama! (Part 2)

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let us now get on with the mandatory chapter recap, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, and while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Date: April 4, 2006

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation and battle at hand. Which was just after I had gone and finished my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after I, along with everyone else that were present on my side on the deck of the oil tanker. And after me and everyone else had proceeded to go and try once again, to dispatch Ywach, Maestro, Chinatsu, and Geist with each of our respective attacks.

Which unfortunately, before any of our respective attacks could make it to any of them, an all too familiar onrushing wave of bright white colored light. Had then proceeded to once again wash over all of us. To which it then proceeded to once again temporarily blind all of us.

But anyway, with all of this now having been covered. And with us now getting back into the current situation, that had gone and proceeded to develop at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Damn it, I still can't seem to get used to this bright white light appearing out of nowhere. It's almost as if..." I proceeded to think to myself. Only partway through this very same thought of mine, the bright white light, had then proceeded to go and die down. 

And once again, I had proceeded to look around and behind me. The only trouble was, that even before I had been able to look around, or even behind me for that matter...

"Hey the program only just started, so why are you running away?" A somewhat young but also currently unrecognizable male voice, had then proceeded to speak up with from slightly over to my left. Only it had appeared to come from just halfway down a nearby alley. Which as for where I had ended up this time? Well it appeared to be somewhat similar to the alley layout of the Seireitei from the Bleach anime timeline. And just after this currently still unrecognizable male voice had said their statement...

"Wait what did he just say?! Oh you're joking right?! So whoever this male is, he clearly isn't even trying to hide the fact that he has fourth wall awareness. So yeah viewers, for those of you who already know where I have ended up? Well..." I had proceeded to think to myself. Which during this, I had also proceeded to briefly turn my eyesight and attention over to my right, in order for me to briefly address the viewers. But then, before I could even finish my current thought process...

"Hey you with the long light blue hair, I would run if I were you! Because there are a couple of..." Another male voice, this one a little bit more frantic sounding in nature, had then proceeded to say over to me with, from out of seemingly nowhere. And it was only once I had taken a moment to get a better look at him and the other people that he was with. Who were currently running down the aforementioned alley towards me. But once I realized who he and the other two were. I then decided to have a little bit of fun. And so, with me then proceeding to briefly give off a clearly smug and cheeky looking smirk. I then proceeded to speak up, and thus wound up cutting the male who had just spoken to me off midway through his statement over to me.

"Oh wait don't tell me let me guess, you have a group of Samurai chasing after you and your two friends here?" I then proceeded to go and say back over to the aforementioned male in response. And then...

"Yes, but how did you know that? How could you possibly..." The male then proceeded to ask back over to me, with what was now clearly a very perplexed and also somewhat confused looking expression on his face. Which during this same instance, both he and the other two that he had been running with down the alley towards me, had now proceeded to completely stop running. And then, as for me and my response back...

"Well it's funny you should mention that. I mean after all viewers..." I then proceeded to say over to the aforementioned man in response with. Only for one of the other two individuals, to then proceed to speak up, and thus cut me off midway through my current statement. Which once again, this had now caused one of my light blue eyes, to now proceed to start to visibly twitch again. And given who had just gone and decided to do this to me this time? Well that is exactly why I had every right to be as annoyed as I currently was. Because, well...

"Hey so when you're done addressing the viewers, can I say something next?" One of the other two individuals. This one being a male with what appeared to be short and spiky hair. He also appeared to be wearing an outfit, that consisted of a white yukata with a blue swirl pattern on the bottom and at the end of the sleeves. Over this, he appeared to be wearing a black belt buckled so that there was leftover dangling from the buckle, which appeared to have what looked like some kind of sword hanging fro mit. Underneath, he was wearing what appeared to be a black red-lined shirt with a popped collar and black pants. And finally, he was also wearing what appeared to be knee-high black boots, buckled at the top and above his foot, which also appeared to add about half an inch to his height.

And then, as for me and my response? Well, I did not get a chance to give my response. Well, at least for the current moment. Because, well...

"Oi Mr. Impatient, how about you don't interrupt someone during their fourth wall break hmm?" An all too familiar looking black cat, had then proceeded to go and walk into the three individuals field of view. Which not surprisingly...

"Wait hold on here, did that cat just talk?!" The only female of the three individuals had now proceeded to go and exclaim in a somewhat surprised tone of voice, from out of seemingly nowhere. And then...

"So let me get this straight, you three have fourth wall awareness, and yet somehow you don't know of Yoruichi Shihouin? And here I thought..." I had then proceeded to say back over to the female with, from out of seemingly nowhere. Only for someone else to now proceed to speak up, and once again they wound up cutting me off midway through my statement. And, well...

"You're kidding right, that's Yoruichi Shihouin? As in the Yoruichi Shihouin from the Bleach anime?" The female from before, had now proceeded to go and cut me off with saying over to me with in response. But then...

"Well yeah, I mean you act as though that is some sort of a surprise. And yet I know all too well, that..." I then proceeded to say back over to the female with in response. Only to once again get cut off again. And...

"Wait, so you weren't joking? That really is..." The female from before had now proceeded to go and attempt to interject back over to me with in response. But then, and quite thankfully I might add...

"Hey Chun-Li, how about we stop asking so many needless questions okay?! Because not to sound rude here, but you're sort of starting to give me and a couple of the rest of us here a bit of a migraine!" The unmistakable voice of Keiko had now proceeded to go and interject with. Which not surprisingly, had then been proceeded to quickly be followed, by the unmistakable noise of crackling. As electricity had proceeded to crackle somewhat violently, through the bangs of both Keiko and Misaka's hair. And then, thankfully...

"Alright calm your jets, I was only trying to..." The female had now proceeded to go and respond back over to Keiko with in response. But then, out of the blue...

"There you three are, what gives you the right to storm into our...Wait, who are you?" A clearly very upset sounding male voice, had now proceeded to attempt to interject with. Which helped to clue me in, that the aforementioned group of Samurai, had now found their way onto the scene. And he and his buddies would have kept on talking up a storm, had I not then proceeded go and speak up, thus cutting him off midway through what was clearly going to cascade into a rant of some sort. And as for me, and my response? Well you see, about that. Because as a smug and cheeky looking smirk, had then proceeded to find its way onto my face...

"I am Yu," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response. And sure enough...

"No not me, you!" The male then proceeded to say back over to me with in response.

"Yes I'm Yu," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response.

"Just answer the question. Who are you?" The male then proceeded to say back over to me with in response.

"I have told you," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response.

"Are you deaf?!" The male then proceeded to say back over to me with in response.

"No, Yu is blind," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response.

"I'm not blind, you blind!" The male then proceeded to say back over to me with in response.

"Yes, that is what I just said," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response.

"You just said what?" The male then proceeded to say back over to me with in response.

"No I did not say what, I said Yu," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response. 

"That's what I'm asking you," The male then proceeded to say back over to me with in response.

"Yes, and Yu is answering," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response. 

"SHUTUP!" The male then proceeded to yell back over to me with in response.

"You!" The male then proceeded to say over to Keiko with in response. Which was confirmed as the male had proceeded to turn his attention over to Keiko. But then...

"Yes?" I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response. 

"Not you, her! What's your name?" The male then proceeded to ask over to Keiko with.

And sure enough, as I had intended from the start...

"Mi," Keiko then proceeded to say back over to the male with in response.

"Yes you!" The male then proceeded to say back over to Keiko with in response.

"I am Mi," Keiko then proceeded to say back over to the male with in response.

"That's right, she's Mi and I am Yu," then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response. But then...

"To be fair, that does actually make total sense to me..." The female from before had now proceeded to go and speak up with from out of seemingly nowhere. And then...

"Okay, and how on earth did that exactly wind up making total sense to you?! Would you care to..." The male from before had now proceeded to say while he turned his attention towards the female. Only instead of the female responding to him, I chose to do so instead. As I decided to go and cut him off midway through his response over to the female. Because, well...

"That is because unlike you Mr. Not In The Know, we actually know a thing or two about what goes on outside of these four fanfics, isn't that right viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now all welcome you all, to the anime canon timeline, of Gintama. And in case you viewers were wondering, we are actually in one of the very first scenes of the very first episode of the anime. And for those of you who don't know who the three newest individuals are? Well let me now introduce, Gintoki Sakata, Shinpachi Shimura, Kagura, and finally Kagura's pet, Sadaharu. Yes indeed viewers, so now you know why this chapter is titled in the way that it is. I mean after all viewers, in just the first two minutes of this episode, there were two fourth wall breaks. So yeah viewers, you can look forward to things getting a whole lot more crazy then they already are, so look forward to that. And with the inclusion of Gintama into these four fanfics, this now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics, to eighty-two. Which now only leaves another eighteen to go for the world record. But anyway viewers, for right now this does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that you can look forward to the action picking right back up again, in the next chapter. So for now viewers, and with that having now been said. And also from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all see you all in the next chapter, okay? And please don't hesitate to leave a review. That is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: April 4, 2006

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation and battle at hand. Which was just after I had gone and finished my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after me, and at least Keiko and Misaka had ended up in one of the very first scenes of the very first episode of the anime canon timeline of Gintama. And this was also after me and Keiko had proceeded to do a little bit of recanting, of the still ever so popular 'He's Mi, And I'm Yu' routine so too speak. Which after a bit of shenanigans so too speak, along with the three of us running into the three main characters of the Gintama anime canon timeline. But with what was still due to happen? Well it was something that was going to wind up testing me, as well as Misaka, Keiko, and everyone of my other allies that were about to be once again present, in regard to our patience.

But anyway, with all of this now having been covered. And with us now getting back into the current situation, that had gone and proceeded to develop at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Sissy, Keiko, there you both are! It is so nice to..." The unmistakable voice of one Kuroko Shirai, had now proceeded to exclaim over to Keiko and Misaka with, from out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, this was then quickly followed, by Kuroko then proceeding to go and leap onto Misaka's back, as well as proceed to wrap her arms around Misaka from behind her. But then...

"Oh my goodness, now those are just quite the cute pair twin tails that you have there! Would you mind if I took a moment to stroke them?" A clearly way too energetic sounding, and yet currently unrecognizable female voice, had now proceeded to say from just over to my right. Which just happened to be right behind where Kuroko had just gone and wrapped both of her arms around Misaka. And then, though quite strangely I might add...

"Okay Ms. Creepy, now how about you do me and Misaka here a favor, and just take a couple of steps back okay? Because not too sound rude..." Keiko had then proceeded to go and attempt to respond back over to the aforementioned female, who had gone and spoken over to Kuroko with, from out of seemingly nowhere, from not even a moment or so prior. But then, Keiko was then cut off midway through her attempted respond back over to the female.

And as for what this female in question looked like? Well, she was clearly an incredibly beautiful young woman with long eyelashes, a clearly large pair of breasts, delicate pink lips, and long slender legs. She also had long straight silver hair that appeared to spread out at the ends, and she also appeared to have sky blue eyes. Her clothing color appeared to be mostly white in color. And finally, she was also wearing what appeared to be a lab coat, that was also paired with a mini skirt.

And it was only once I had proceeded to take what she looked like in, did I then realize who she was. And it was also only then, that a tickmark had now proceeded to quickly make its way onto my face. 

"And believe me viewers, you will find that I have every reasonable right to be agitated at this very moment! Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those of you who don't yet know who this female is? Well viewers let me now introduce, quite unfortunately I might add, Twoearle from the anime canon timeline, of 'Gonna be the Twin-Tail!!' And yes viewers, Twoearle is in fact a pervert, so thank you so much for asking! I mean, I am just so happy about that being the case, can't you tell?! No really, I am just so darn happy about it! But...*I then proceeded to say, only for the faint but yet still very recognizable crackling of electricity, to proceed to start from just outside of the current frame of shot. Which about a second or so later, was then followed by the clear noise, of someone shouting out in quite a painful sounding tone of voice. Which helped to clue me in, that both Misaka and Keiko, had just gone and proceeded to shock Twoearle for attempting to try and do something perverted either one, or the both of them*...Okay well I can't really say that I am surprised that Twoearle just got shocked. I mean after all viewers, you have to at least be willing to send some kind of a message to let Twoearle know that attempting to do something perverted to either Keiko or Misaka, isn't something that is going to be tolerated. But anyway viewers, let me now dispense with my fourth wall breaking, at least for the moment. And why don't we just get back into the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just after I had proceeded to go and end my fourth wall break moment...

"Sacré bleu mademoiselle, you are such a pervert!" The unmistakable female voice of one Charlotte Dunois, had then proceeded to suddenly speak up with over to the currently somewhat disoriented Twoearle with, from out of seemingly nowhere. Who at the moment, was still sparking a bit from the electricity that both Misaka and Keiko had gone and discharged at her. And with this, a faint scent of what I would describe as burnt toast and a small bit of ozone, had now proceeded to go and faintly fill the air. But then...

"I wouldn't just say that she is a pervert Charlotte! In fact, I would consider her to be more of a maggot then anything else!" The now still very much unmistakable voice of the vampire ninja Seraphim, had now proceeded to say back over to Charlotte Dunois with in response. And then...

"Well to be fair, no matter how you describe her, she is still a pervert!" The unmistakable voice of one Orihime Inoue, had now proceeded to go and interject into the conversation. And it was only then, that I realized something. And as for what this something was? Well you see, about that...

"Oh, well that took a bit of time for me to connect the dots so too speak! Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those of you who are going to ask what I just realized? Well interestingly enough viewers, the voice actor who happens to voice Orihime? Well she just so happens to be the same voice actor who voices the one and only Usagi Tsukino. Or as I am sure most if not all of you viewers know her more as, Sailor Moon. But, I am sure that you all already knew that. I mean after all viewers, who wouldn't know that?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also once again proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to once again open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, with the inclusion of Twoearle from the anime canon timeline of Gonna be the Twin-Tail, into these four fanfics. This now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics, to eighty-three. Which now only leaves another seventeen to go for the world record. But anyway viewers, for right now this does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that you can look forward to the action picking right back up again, in the next chapter. So for now viewers, and with that having now been said. And also from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all see you all in the next chapter, okay? Oh right I almost forgot, please do not hesitate to leave some sort of a review. Well, that is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

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