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Chapter 314 - Chapter 314: Don't Just Break The Fourth Wall, Make It Disappear!: Welcome To Gintama! (Part 1)

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let us now get on with the mandatory chapter recap, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, and while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Date: February 21, 1987

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation and battle at hand. Which was just after I had gone and finished my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after one Akeno Himejima had proceeded to go and use the excuse of her having the same voice actor as Aria Kanzaki. Who was also present among the rest of us on the deck of the oil tanker. 

But, with one Touma Kamijou, then proceeding to get suddenly kicked quite hard in his back by the one and only Taiga Aisaka. Or as she was also known just as much as, The Palm Top Tiger. I guess that just goes to show, that Touma Kamijou's status as Mr. Rotten Luck, is still currently very much alive and well.

But anyway, with all of this now having been covered. And with us now getting back into the current situation, that had gone and proceeded to develop at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Alright that is enough with the needless and senseless distractions! Time for you all to answer for injuring my allies! Because how dare you seek to bring harm to them!" The unmistakable, and yet currently very angry sounding tone of voice from Geist. Had now proceeded to go and say over to me and everyone else that was present. But then...

"Whoa now you hold on just a minute here Ms. Deep Purple! Because how dare YOU even seek to claim that you are the one that is somehow in the right here! And furthermore..." I then proceeded to go and say. As I also proceeded to turn my attention back towards the female in the light purple colored outfit. Only for the female in question, to then proceed to speak up again, and thus cut me off midway through my statement back over to her in response. Which once again, had now caused one of my light blue eyes, to now proceed to start to visibly twitch again. 

And as for the aforementioned female and her attempted response back over to me? Well you see, about that...

"You watch your tongue when you are speaking to me you light blue haired wench! Do you know who I am?!" The female in the light purple outfit then proceeded to go and yell back over to me with in response.

But then, as an all too familiar looking smug and cheeky looking smirk had then proceeded to find its way onto my face...

"Yes Geist I do in fact happen to know who you are! And yet why should I care who you are Geist? And you know what as a matter of fact, why exactly should any of my allies care who you are either Geist, hmm? You seem to act as though you have some form of an advantage against me and my allies who are standing here with me. But you know something, I don't think that you truly know just how knee deep in the weeds you truly are right now, do you? So let me just save you the trouble of wondering that, and why don't I just you how much of a disadvantage you have against us! And now minna, best take your places, because it is once again showtime! Oh I almost forgot viewers, I am going to need you all to pay close attention to these next few paragraphs. And believe me when I say, that you're going to wind up thanking me for telling you this. Now then viewers, it is showtime!" I then proceeded to say with the same smug and cheeky looking smirk from before still on my face. And during the tail end of this very same statement. I had also proceeded to go and briefly turn my attention along with my eyesight, slightly over to my right in order for me to briefly address the viewers. And this was then quickly followed, by me then proceeding to and quickly draw my Saint Sword Of Bluebell, back towards and then over, my right armor clad shoulder.

And sure enough, my statement had once again wound up having an immediate effect. Because not even a second after I had gone and said my statement...

"Saint Grenade...Critical! Heart...Impact!" Wedding Peach exclaimed, as she conjured up her Saint Revolver, and then proceeded to fire the energy shot from the barrel of the Saint Revolver. As it then made its way towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification~!" I then exclaimed. And once the blade of my Saint Sword Of Bluebell proceeded to glow its all too familiar light blue color. I then proceeded to swing it, in a left horizontal swing in front of me. As I also proceeded to fire the all too familiar blast of light blue energy from my Saint Sword Of Bluebell towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Saint...Spiral...Whip!" Angel Lily now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to wave her right hand over her leg band. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Spiral Whip appeared in her right hand. To which she then proceeded to uncoil it, and then lash it out towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Saint...Rolling...Boomerang!" Angel Daisy now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to throw both of her arms and hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Rolling Boomerangs appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to quickly whip them forward from both of her hands one after the other. To which both of them then proceeded to quickly make their way towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Saint...Twin...Swords!" Angel Salvia now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to extend both of her hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Twin Swords appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to swing both of them in two separate outward facing swings. To which two separate magic energy wave blasts erupted from both of her Saint Twin Swords blades. To which both then proceeded to make their way towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Moon...Gorgeous...Meditation~!" Eternal Sailor Moon exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her Kaleidoscope Rod. She then proceeded to launch the attack from it, and towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Shine...Aqua...Illusion!" Super Sailor Mercury exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Burning...Mandala!" Super Sailor Mars exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Sparkling...Wide...Pressure!" Super Sailor Jupiter exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Venus...Love And Beauty Shock!" Super Sailor Venus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Death...Reborn...Revolution!" Super Sailor Saturn exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"World...Shaking!" Super Sailor Uranus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Deep...Submerge!" Super Sailor Neptune exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Dead...Scream!" Super Sailor Pluto exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Fire Dragon's...Roar!" Natsu Dragneel exclaimed. Which upon Natsu then proceeding to puff up his chest momentarily, and then proceeded to let out a very large stream of fire from his mouth. Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Ice Make: Lance!" Gray Fullbuster exclaimed. Which upon Gray, then proceeding to extend one of his arms out. A lance shaped weapon made of ice, then proceeded immediately materialize. To which Gray, then proceeded to launch his attack alongside the others, as it also proceeded to make its way towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Sky Dragon's...Roar!" Wendy Marvell exclaimed. Which upon Wendy, then proceeding to puff up her chest momentarily, and then proceeded to let out a very large gust of wind from her mouth. Wendy then proceeded to launch her attack towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Now Dance My Blades!" Erza Scarlet exclaimed. Which since Erza Scarlet, was already in her Heaven's Wheel Armor. Several all too familiar looking swords had then proceeded to quickly materialize in a large circle around her. Which like all of the other attacks thus far, also then proceeded make its way towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Open Gate Of The Archer!" Lucy Heartfilia exclaimed. Which upon her proceeding to pull out one of her many gold Celestial Spirit Keys. Sagittarius then materialized in a brief flash of light. To which he then proceeded to pull one of his arrows out of his quiver, and then proceeded to launch it, towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Fairy...Glitter!" Cana Alberona exclaimed. Which upon a unique looking tattoo on her right arm, that wasn't visible at first, had then proceeded to suddenly start glowing very bright. A bright gold colored light then proceeded to erupt forth from it, as it then proceeded to make its way, towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Water Slicer!" Juvia Lockser exclaimed. Which upon Juvia then proceeding to conjure up what seemed to resemble a large water whip, she then proceeded to launch it, towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Erase!" Zachary and Sakura both chanted together in unison. Which was then quickly followed, by Zachary, then proceeding to pull out The Erase Card. And, as Zachary then proceeded to throw The Erase Card upwards into the air. Both he and Sakura, then proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards it. Which was then quickly followed by the appearance of The Erase Card spirit only a second later. Which was then quickly followed by The Erase Card Spirit, then proceeding to launch an attack towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Element...Fire...Come To My Aide!" Li Showron exclaimed. Which upon Li proceeding to pull out one of his many elemental talismans. He then proceeded to launch the attack from the elemental talisman, towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Now Dance...Sode no Shirayuki! Some no Mai Tsukishiro!" Rukia Kuchiki now proceeded to say, as she called out her Sode no Shirayuki's Shikai. To which she then proceeded to launch her attack towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Now Roar...Zabimaru!" Renji called out. Which was then followed, by his Zabimaru, then proceeding to separate into its 6 segmented form again. To which it then proceeded to make its way towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Growl...Haineko!" Rangiku Matsumoto said, calling out her Zanpakuto's Shikai. To which the attack, then proceeded to make its way towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens...Hyōrinmaru!" Toshiro Hitsugaya said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai. To which the attack, then proceeded to make its way towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Extend...Hozukimaru!" Ikkaku Madarame said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai. To which the attack, then proceeded to make its way towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

"Scatter...Senbonzakura!" Byakuya Kuchiki said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai. To which the attack, then proceeded to make its way towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

Which was quickly followed by everyone else then proceeding to conjure and also launch their respective attacks towards Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist.

But unfortunately, just before all of the attacks managed to make their way all the way to Ywach, Chinatsu, Maestro, And Geist. An all too familiar wave of bright white light, had then proceeded to once again wash over all of us. And like all of the previous times that this had happened, the wave of bright white light then proceeded to go and temporarily blind all of us. And once again, an all too familiar thought was now on my mind. Which was which anime canon timeline would we all be ending up in next?

"Well viewers, I am afraid that that is once again going to have to wait until the next chapter. I mean after all, there still needs to be some sort of an enticement for you all to still want to read the next chapter. I mean how else are me, Zachary, Keiko, and Catherine going to keep you all enticed to keep reading for the next five years at the minimum? Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But viewers, before I end this chapter. I believe a bit of celebrating is in order. Why you may ask? Well it is because one Daniel 'My Life Is Finally Falling Apart Around Me Because I Am Finally Getting What I Deserve For Bullying Etika So Bad That He Wound Up Committing Suicide' KEEMstar, is finally getting what he deserves. And that viewers, is something that has been a long time in the making. Hey Daniel, how long do you think that it will be until your own daughter finally finds out that her own dad is a murderer? I mean after all, did you really think that you were going to get away with doing that, without having to pay for it at some point, and in some form or another? And viewers, let me break it down a bit more for all of you. Danny Boy actually went on what he claims was, and still is in his delusional mind, the best livestream on Twitch. I am of course talking about the Frankenstein's abomination, that is LolCow Universe. The very same abomination, that has one Boogie2988, and WingsOfRedemption as part of it. Oh and Jimmy 'I Am Still Lucifer's Brother Because I Can't Be A Decent Human Being For Even A Couple Of Minutes' Donaldson, don't think I haven't forgotten about you. Because believe me Jimmy, you will wind up eventually having to answer for all of the illegal things that you have done. But anyway viewers, for right now this does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that you can look forward to the action picking right back up again, in the next chapter. So for now viewers, and with that having now been said. And also from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all see you all in the next chapter, okay? And please don't hesitate to leave a review. That is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: April 4, 2006

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation and battle at hand. Which was just after I had gone and finished my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after I, along with everyone else that were present on my side on the deck of the oil tanker. And after me and everyone else had proceeded to go and try once again, to dispatch Ywach, Maestro, Chinatsu, and Geist with each of our respective attacks.

Which unfortunately, before any of our respective attacks could make it to any of them, an all too familiar onrushing wave of bright white colored light. Had then proceeded to once again wash over all of us. To which it then proceeded to once again temporarily blind all of us.

But anyway, with all of this now having been covered. And with us now getting back into the current situation, that had gone and proceeded to develop at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Damn it, I still can't seem to get used to this bright white light appearing out of nowhere. It's almost as if..." I proceeded to think to myself. Only partway through this very same thought of mine, the bright white light, had then proceeded to go and die down. 

And once again, I had proceeded to look around and behind me. The only trouble was, that even before I had been able to look around, or even behind me for that matter...

"Hey the program only just started, so why are you running away?" A somewhat young but also currently unrecognizable male voice, had then proceeded to speak up with from slightly over to my left. Only it had appeared to come from just halfway down a nearby alley. Which as for where I had ended up this time? Well it appeared to be somewhat similar to the alley layout of the Seireitei from the Bleach anime timeline. And just after this currently still unrecognizable male voice had said their statement...

"Wait what did he just say?! Oh you're joking right?! So whoever this male is, he clearly isn't even trying to hide the fact that he has fourth wall awareness. So yeah viewers, for those of you who already know where I have ended up? Well..." I had proceeded to think to myself. Which during this, I had also proceeded to briefly turn my eyesight and attention over to my right, in order for me to briefly address the viewers. But then, before I could even finish my current thought process...

"Hey you with the long light blue hair, I would run if I were you! Because there are a couple of..." Another male voice, this one a little bit more frantic sounding in nature, had then proceeded to say over to me with, from out of seemingly nowhere. And it was only once I had taken a moment to get a better look at him and the other people that he was with. Who were currently running down the aforementioned alley towards me. But once I realized who he and the other two were. I then decided to have a little bit of fun. And so, with me then proceeding to briefly give off a clearly smug and cheeky looking smirk. I then proceeded to speak up, and thus wound up cutting the male who had just spoken to me off midway through his statement over to me.

"Oh wait don't tell me let me guess, you have a group of Samurai chasing after you and your two friends here?" I then proceeded to go and say back over to the aforementioned male in response. And then...

"Yes, but how did you know that? How could you possibly..." The male then proceeded to ask back over to me, with what was now clearly a very perplexed and also somewhat confused looking expression on his face. Which during this same instance, both he and the other two that he had been running with down the alley towards me, had now proceeded to completely stop running. And then, as for me and my response back...

"Well it's funny you should mention that. I mean after all viewers..." I then proceeded to say over to the aforementioned man in response with. Only for one of the other two individuals, to then proceed to speak up, and thus cut me off midway through my current statement. Which once again, this had now caused one of my light blue eyes, to now proceed to start to visibly twitch again. And given who had just gone and decided to do this to me this time? Well that is exactly why I had every right to be as annoyed as I currently was. Because, well...

"Hey so when you're done addressing the viewers, can I say something next?" One of the other two individuals. This one being a male with what appeared to be short and spiky hair. He also appeared to be wearing an outfit, that consisted of a white yukata with a blue swirl pattern on the bottom and at the end of the sleeves. Over this, he appeared to be wearing a black belt buckled so that there was leftover dangling from the buckle, which appeared to have what looked like some kind of sword hanging fro mit. Underneath, he was wearing what appeared to be a black red-lined shirt with a popped collar and black pants. And finally, he was also wearing what appeared to be knee-high black boots, buckled at the top and above his foot, which also appeared to add about half an inch to his height.

And then, as for me and my response? Well, I did not get a chance to give my response. Well, at least for the current moment. Because, well...

"Oi Mr. Impatient, how about you don't interrupt someone during their fourth wall break hmm?" An all too familiar looking black cat, had then proceeded to go and walk into the three individuals field of view. Which not surprisingly...

"Wait hold on here, did that cat just talk?!" The only female of the three individuals had now proceeded to go and exclaim in a somewhat surprised tone of voice, from out of seemingly nowhere. And then...

"So let me get this straight, you three have fourth wall awareness, and yet somehow you don't know of Yoruichi Shihouin? And here I thought..." I had then proceeded to say back over to the female with, from out of seemingly nowhere. Only for someone else to now proceed to speak up, and once again they wound up cutting me off midway through my statement. And, well...

"You're kidding right, that's Yoruichi Shihouin? As in the Yoruichi Shihouin from the Bleach anime?" The female from before, had now proceeded to go and cut me off with saying over to me with in response. But then...

"Well yeah, I mean you act as though that is some sort of a surprise. And yet I know all too well, that..." I then proceeded to say back over to the female with in response. Only to once again get cut off again. And...

"Wait, so you weren't joking? That really is..." The female from before had now proceeded to go and attempt to interject back over to me with in response. But then, and quite thankfully I might add...

"Hey Chun-Li, how about we stop asking so many needless questions okay?! Because not to sound rude here, but you're sort of starting to give me and a couple of the rest of us here a bit of a migraine!" The unmistakable voice of Keiko had now proceeded to go and interject with. Which not surprisingly, had then been proceeded to quickly be followed, by the unmistakable noise of crackling. As electricity had proceeded to crackle somewhat violently, through the bangs of both Keiko and Misaka's hair. And then, thankfully...

"Alright calm your jets, I was only trying to..." The female had now proceeded to go and respond back over to Keiko with in response. But then, out of the blue...

"There you three are, what gives you the right to storm into our...Wait, who are you?" A clearly very upset sounding male voice, had now proceeded to attempt to interject with. Which helped to clue me in, that the aforementioned group of Samurai, had now found their way onto the scene. And he and his buddies would have kept on talking up a storm, had I not then proceeded go and speak up, thus cutting him off midway through what was clearly going to cascade into a rant of some sort. And as for me, and my response? Well you see, about that. Because as a smug and cheeky looking smirk, had then proceeded to find its way onto my face...

"I am Yu," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response. And sure enough...

"No not me, you!" The male then proceeded to say back over to me with in response.

"Yes I'm Yu," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response.

"Just answer the question. Who are you?" The male then proceeded to say back over to me with in response.

"I have told you," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response.

"Are you deaf?!" The male then proceeded to say back over to me with in response.

"No, Yu is blind," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response.

"I'm not blind, you blind!" The male then proceeded to say back over to me with in response.

"Yes, that is what I just said," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response.

"You just said what?" The male then proceeded to say back over to me with in response.

"No I did not say what, I said Yu," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response. 

"That's what I'm asking you," The male then proceeded to say back over to me with in response.

"Yes, and Yu is answering," I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response. 

"SHUTUP!" The male then proceeded to yell back over to me with in response.

"You!" The male then proceeded to say over to Keiko with in response. Which was confirmed as the male had proceeded to turn his attention over to Keiko. But then...

"Yes?" I then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response. 

"Not you, her! What's your name?" The male then proceeded to ask over to Keiko with.

And sure enough, as I had intended from the start...

"Mi," Keiko then proceeded to say back over to the male with in response.

"Yes you!" The male then proceeded to say back over to Keiko with in response.

"I am Mi," Keiko then proceeded to say back over to the male with in response.

"That's right, she's Mi and I am Yu," then proceeded to say back over to the man with in response. But then...

"To be fair, that does actually make total sense to me..." The female from before had now proceeded to go and speak up with from out of seemingly nowhere. And then...

"Okay, and how on earth did that exactly wind up making total sense to you?! Would you care to..." The male from before had now proceeded to say while he turned his attention towards the female. Only instead of the female responding to him, I chose to do so instead. As I decided to go and cut him off midway through his response over to the female. Because, well...

"That is because unlike you Mr. Not In The Know, we actually know a thing or two about what goes on outside of these four fanfics, isn't that right viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of my light blue eyes back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now all welcome you all, to the anime canon timeline, of Gintama. And in case you viewers were wondering, we are actually in one of the very first scenes of the very first episode of the anime. And for those of you who don't know who the three newest individuals are? Well let me now introduce, Gintoki Sakata, Shinpachi Shimura, Kagura, and finally Kagura's pet, Sadaharu. Yes indeed viewers, so now you know why this chapter is titled in the way that it is. I mean after all viewers, in just the first two minutes of this episode, there were two fourth wall breaks. So yeah viewers, you can look forward to things getting a whole lot more crazy then they already are, so look forward to that. And with the inclusion of Gintama into these four fanfics, this now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics, to eighty-two. Which now only leaves another eighteen to go for the world record. But anyway viewers, for right now this does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that you can look forward to the action picking right back up again, in the next chapter. So for now viewers, and with that having now been said. And also from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all see you all in the next chapter, okay? And please don't hesitate to leave a review. That is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

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