Finally, the master couldn't take it anymore.
He struggled to push the man with glasses away, gasping for breath as he tried to escape the penetrating smell of chives.
The man with glasses said excitedly, "Master, you're awake."
The master murmured in despair, "Next time, don't eat chives."
He struggled to stand up.
He scrambled over to Xu Lai and, weeping, kowtowed. "Senior, spare my life! I shouldn't have scammed people! I was wrong!"
"Oh?" Xu Lai squatted down. "Master, I thought I was the evil spirit?"
"You're not! I am!" The master began slapping his own face, choking out, "I'm not human! I was blinded by the lard of a pig demon and had my mind muddled by the heart of a bear demon! I deserve to die!"
"Well, indeed," Xu Lai nodded.
"..."
