"..."
Ruan Lan turned around and stormed back upstairs. "I am NOT your 'darling Lan'!"
Hmph. Shallow, stinky man. You'll find out one day that bigger isn't always better. What's wrong with being small? Being small has its merits too!
"You're not eating?" Xu Lai yelled after her.
"No! I'm full from anger!"
BANG. The door slammed shut.
Ruan Tang tried to suppress a laugh. "Just keep teasing her. She probably won't eat anything for the rest of the day."
"She eats more than you at every meal. She'll get hungry in a little while."
Ruan Tang's smile stiffened. "Hm? Darling, what's that supposed to mean? Are you saying I eat too much?"
"..."
Xu Lai knew he had just stepped one foot into a deadly abyss.
He said smoothly, "No, I meant you eat too little. You're not just one person anymore."
Ruan Tang's smile froze completely.
"With the child, you're eating for two. Naturally, you should eat more," Xu Lai continued leisurely. "Come on, honey. Have some more chicken soup."
