Chapter 500: Get out of my way, Mr. Lu is trying to trick us!
"Uh..." The butler looked somewhat troubled, humming and hawing for a long time: "Eldest Young Miss's comment is: Debonair and unrestrained, strong and lasting, so manly oh."
The entire audience was shocked.
Old Master Zhang's face was even greener than Long Aotian's.
"This... what is this girl doing?"
Zhang Jiucheng said: "But... according to Chen Sanliang's statement, also-also-also... this comment is also correct."
The butler was extremely gloomy: "First round, Chen Sanliang's fate has arrived, please walk forward five steps."
Lu Chengwen looked up, staring at the woman on the stage in shock.
[What the hell am I doing!?]
[This works too!?]
[No... didn't he just not want to marry, not want to marry Sun Ze, so he let me eliminate one? What's with this now!? Really taken a liking to me?]
[Doesn't she know what kind of person I am? What the hell!?]
Lu Chengwen looked back. Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian were both furious.
He woodenly walked forward five steps, turned his head and said smilingly: "Guessed it, she probably... let me walk a few steps first, to test you guys, who knows what she's thinking."
Long Aotian nodded, thinking, Right, let the person she dislikes walk a few steps first, see other people's reactions, maybe the girl is testing my character.
My answer just now wasn't problematic, she should like me in her heart.
But, she wants to observe me more, deliberately being cold to me.
Mm-hmm, must be like this.
The butler read aloud: "Second question: If life could be restarted, which day would you most want to return to? Hope to change which decision?"
Zhao Ritian thought for a moment: "I want to return to under the waterfall in Nanmian, stand in a different position, that way I could avoid the harm from a big tree. Eh? Not right, I want... I want to avoid that old lady, that could avoid more harm. Eh? Not right, I want..."
The butler said impatiently: "Eldest Young Miss's comment: Can't understand what you're saying at all."
Zhao Ritian was deflated, then cupped his hands around his mouth, shouted to the stage: "I like you very much!"
Long Aotian rolled his eyes, cursed inwardly: Idiot.
Leaned closer to Zhao Ritian: "Move aside, watch my performance."
Long Aotian looked at the stage, steady and composed: "If I could choose, I hope to return to the battlefield of the last battle, change one decision. That decision would have let me die in battle there, but would have saved many of my brothers."
Everyone felt this person was not simple.
Has a story!
Did he lead troops before?
And this spirit, so great!
The butler looked at the comment slip: "Eldest Young Miss's comment: To die for brothers, to die for faith, death is more than deserved!"
Long Aotian nodded, thinking: Stable now.
A staff member nudged Lu Chengwen: "Your turn, speak well!"
Lu Chengwen felt somewhat panicked.
"I... I want to return to last night, absolutely not open the door, whether it's people or dogs outside has nothing to do with me. I had several chicks in the room all wet, I'd turn things upside down, have a battle all night!"
Zhang Shen'er put on a straight face, pouted: Annoying ghost! Knew no ivory would come out of your mouth (no good words). Playing desperate with me, I'll specifically not let you succeed! Today it just has to be you, this young miss doesn't want anyone else!
Luo Shiyin, standing at the very back, blushed: "Annoying ghost."
Zhuge Xiaohua pointed at her: "I told you you went to find Lu Chengwen last night! You still don't admit it!"
"I didn't!"
"When you came back, you were holding onto the wall to enter the room, you think I didn't see!"
"I was... my legs were numb!"
"Legs numb? Then why was your butt swollen? I saw it all!"
"You... why do you care so much?"
"You promised not to go find him!"
"I really didn't!"
Over there, the butler's head was covered in sweat beads: "Eldest Young Miss's comment: You can't go back either."
Then said gloomily: "Chen Sanliang's fate has arrived, walk forward ten steps."
Lu Chengwen panicked inwardly.
[Is this little chick dead set on being with me?]
[You don't fancy Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian, so you choose me?]
[Key is, I'm not anything good either! Big sister, wake up a bit!]
[I'm a bad person! Unscrupulous merchant! I'm... scum!]
[What the hell is this!?]
Lu Chengwen walked forward ten steps, turned back and shook his head at Long Aotian.
Long Aotian nodded, meaning, I understand you.
Long Aotian was also puzzled. Lu Chengwen didn't even want to win, nor did he want to compete.
Every answer this time was extremely rude, all inner thoughts of a lewd rascal. The Zhang family's eldest young miss had no reason to like Lu Chengwen!
Still testing me, must be!
Steady, I must stay steady.
The butler announced loudly: "Third question: Say a secret from the deepest part of your heart."
Zhao Ritian said: "I was once captured by someone. That woman was very formidable, I couldn't beat her. But she treated me okay, just kept feeding me medicine which made me a bit unhappy. But she helped me a lot, so it counts as even."
The butler thought, just be single then.
"Eldest Young Miss's comment: Makes no sense."
Long Aotian took a deep breath: "I actually have great ambitions, want to achieve something. Currently facing obstacles everywhere, but I won't give up. I firmly believe, a man must have dreams! The bigger the dream, the bigger the heart!"
Old Master Zhang almost wanted to applaud him.
A man must have ideals, have aspirations, well said!
A Zhang family staff member looked at Lu Chengwen: "Brother Sanliang, say something human, you're about to win! The Zhang family also needs face."
Lu Chengwen nodded: "My secret is... I like men."
The entire audience was shocked.
Lu Chengwen was shameless, without a hint of guilt.
Sun Ze was stunned: "Damn!"
Old Master Zhang thought, If I weren't so old, I'd rush down and beat you right now!
I'll duel you one on one, believe it or not!?
Prodigal thing, if you don't want to marry, just say so. Who are you disgusting here!?
Lu Chengwen was very smug, turned back and raised an eyebrow at Long Aotian.
Long Aotian was very satisfied with Lu Chengwen's performance, smiled and nodded at him.
Good brother! Hard on you!
Zhao Ritian was stunned: "He's... damn!"
Long Aotian looked at him: "He's bullshitting, has so many girlfriends!"
"Oh right, then he's lying, should let him be out."
Long Aotian looked at Zhao Ritian: "If he doesn't lie, how would you have a chance? He's almost at the end."
"Oh, right!"
The butler looked at the comment slip, almost going crazy.
"I... Eldest Young Miss... comment: I... I will turn you straight."
The butler said dejectedly: "Chen Sanliang's fate has arrived, walk forward fifteen steps."
Lu Chengwen looked at Zhang Shen'er on the stage, motionless.
[What to do? Another fifteen steps and I'm at the end!]
[I've become a live-in son-in-law!]
[Is this plot changing to a live-in son-in-law novel!?]
A Zhang family staff member was very excited: "Eldest son-in-law, walk forward, you've won! Haha, this trick of yours, we Zhang family don't fall for it. We've taken a liking to you!"
Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth, slowly walked forward, his steps getting smaller and smaller. After walking fifteen steps, there were still two or three steps distance from the finish yellow line.
The butler took a deep breath: "Next question: Use three words to describe yourself."
Zhao Ritian again率先 (shuai xian - took the lead/was first to) raised his hand: "Powerful! Brave! Smart and witty!"
Long Aotian turned back, looked at him, slowly shaking his head.
Thought, You're invincible.
Many people in the audience were laughing.
The butler announced loudly: "Eldest Young Miss's comment: Also very humorous."
Zhao Ritian nodded, said to Long Aotian: "I originally wanted to add this, but they only allowed three words."
Long Aotian turned his head away, didn't even want people to think he knew him.
Long Aotian said: "Tenacious, persistent, heart for the world."
Old Master Zhang nodded, looked back at Zhang Shen'er, meaning, we like this one, you... show some preference.
While those two were answering in turn.
Lu Chengwen was fiddling with his phone, sending a message to Zhao Gang: Take Xiao Hou and leave first, quick! Also, leave a car for me at the intersection.
Gave Qi Meishao and Hua Xueying a look. Both girls nodded, indicating received.
Lu Chengwen glanced at Sun Ze behind him, beckoned to him. Sun Ze paused, walked over: "I don't like you."
"Are you damn stupid, I was bullshitting!"
"Oh. Then what do you want to do?"
Lu Chengwen put his arm around him: "Want to play a big one?"
Sun Ze lifted his arm, took a step back: "Don't get too close to me, I'm afraid of a bad reputation."
Lu Chengwen gestured upwards with his eyes, taking advantage of the Zhang family members being distracted: "Save her, dare to risk it once?"
"What do you want to do?"
"Good brother, it's settled then!"
"Hey!"
At this moment, the butler announced loudly: "Chen Sanliang, your turn."
Lu Chengwen laughed heartily: "Sanjin! Get ready!"
Long Aotian paused: "What!?"
Lu Chengwen said again: "Sandun, act according to my signal!"
Zhao Ritian: "Ah!?"
Lu Chengwen let out a breath, pulled out the system interface, finally selected that—Tiansimen Experience Card!
Success or failure, hinges on this one move!
Zhang Shen'er gently pulled off her veil. Based on her understanding of Lu Chengwen, she realized things were not simple.
Immediately shua shua shua (sound of writing quickly) wrote down her comment, handed it to the butler.
The butler wasn't surprised anymore, announced loudly: "Lu Chengwen, fate has arrived, walk forward eighteen thousand steps."
Then mumbled in a low voice: "Let's see how you slack off, our Zhang family is determined to marry you!"
Zhao Ritian pulled Long Aotian: "What did he mean just now?"
Long Aotian shook his head: "Don't know, but... feels very familiar..."
"What feeling?"
"The feeling of being... being tricked."
Luo Shiyin behind looked grave: "Get ready, Master is about to make a move."
Zhuge Xiaohua almost cried: "Are you talking about Master or Young Master?"
Luo Shiyin said: "Master is starting to trick people. If he makes a move, Young Master must make a move, it's the same."
Qi Meishao and Hua Xueying were also ready.
Lu Chengwen held the Tiansimen Experience Card, invisible to others, between two fingers, gritted his teeth and flicked it!
"Tiansimen! Open!"
Weng—!
Zhao Ritian behind was greatly alarmed: "Damn! He he he... he's Tiansimen!?"
Lu Chengwen leaped up, directly rushed to Zhang Shen'er's side, pulling Zhang Shen'er into his arms.
Zhang Shen'er panted, her chest heaving violently. The annoying pest she had hated since childhood... but today's Lu Chengwen was stunningly cool!
"I'll take you away." Lu Chengwen looked at her, said firmly.
Zhang Shen'er quickly hugged Lu Chengwen tightly: "I'll go with you!"
Zhang Jiucheng stood up and pointed: "Chen Sanliang! What are you doing!?"
Lu Chengwen laughed heartily: "Apologies, Zhang family seniors. We three brothers didn't come to marry in, we came to snatch the bride! We only ever marry others, no one can marry us!"
Zhang Jiucheng said angrily: "You're impudent!"
Lu Chengwen shouted loudly: "Erdi! Sandi! Leave this to you, Dage will leave first, you be careful!"
Long Aotian's eyes widened, mumbled: "Lu Chengwen, your ancestors..."
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