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"Why did you want to meet Bulma all of a sudden Gohan?" Goku asked me confused by my actions.
"Well after all the stories you told me i think its time to meet her." i say with a slight smile. I honestly cant help myself, i need those capsules and there is no better place to get them then from the people who made them.
"This is a great idea, maybe being with Bulma will show you that you need to be smart to have a good, stable job in the future." my 'mother' is practically beaming with happiness
Sure whatever helps you sleep at night sweetheart
"Yosh, lets go" Goku fist pumps and starts the air..craft. I have no idea what that thing is called.
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"We are here" Goku's voice wakes me up from my nap. I'm three years old after all. Achieving a power level of 25 at my age is no easy feat.. especially since i started at 1. I either eat, sleep or train most of the time.
But recently i have been eating a lot more. Soon, normal quantities of food wont satisfy me. I have a little theory about that. As per my routine, when i lay down to rest i go back to thinking of all the things i remember from DBZ.
I know in that Goku was really short until he was 15 or 16, but Vegeta and Raditz were taller than Goku at that age. So what is the difference?
I came to the conclusion that its the amount of food they eat. Goku still has human values when he eats food. So when he was young he ate until the food ran out, and it was a small amount to start with since someone else usually bought him food, And when he was on his own he ate just enough to satisfy his hunger and continued his adventure.
But Raditz and Vegeta ransacked planets, and ate everything they could find on them, They literally ate until their stomach were close to bursting. All those nutrients went into their growth which is why they grew faster than compared to Goku,
Vegeta still came out shorter in the end.*Cough* Pip-squeak
So i will need to be eating constantly, and because i am half human i the Saiyan bloodline shouldn't stop me from growing up like it does with the purebloods, assuming i eat as Vegeta and Raditz did.
*Brrrrrr. Brrrrrrrr*
The ring from the communication device breaks me from my thoughts.
*Ding* Bulma's face shows up on the screen
"Goku! What are you doing here?" Bulma asks clearly surprised, I bet this idiot didn't tell her we were coming
"Yo! Long time no see!" No comment
"What do you mean YO!! Where were you all these years, no calls for THREE YEARS!!!" wow this girl has a set of pipes. That was a loud yell
"Well, we haven't seen each other in a long time so i thought I'd drop by, if you are busy we can come at a later time" He scratches his head awkwardly
Bulma glares at him before sighing and hanging her head down.
"Just come in, if you leave now who knows when i will see you next time. I'll make a few calls and tell the others that your at my place, we can have a reunion." She gives a small smile at the thought of seeing everybody together again,
For all their stupidity they are a tightly knit group, that much i have to admit.
We enter the gate and at the entrance we can see Bulma waiting for us.
"Come on Gohan, Lets go meet Bulma" ChiChi tries to drag me
"Wait i need to get my backpack, go meet her first" No way am I getting put up on display like a figure
"Fine just hurry up" She went on ahead because it's rude to keep the host waiting, she is very picky about things like that
"Goku!!!" Bulma jump and gives him a big hug
"Hahaha, you haven't changed a bit Bulma" i facepalm, this idiot, you see an old friend after three years and that's what you say first
"HUGHH!! What do you mean I haven't changed, you need to get your eyes checked" she grabs his ear and starts pulling
"Ow,ow,ow ,Ouchh! Okay okay you have changed.. " Goku starts pleading, Worlds strongest man people, being bullied by a woman who can't even do a pull up.
" I. Have. Changed. HOW?" she emphasized each word, she probably imprinted on him when he was young, so he can't go against her even if he wanted to
" Ow, Umm you have put on we..." he stops himself when he sees her Demon Face
"Uhhhh put, put, OHHH, you have put on make up, it makes you look very nice" he is sweating like he is in a sauna
"Ara, I'm glad you noticed." she lets go of his ears, and he just squats and lets out a breath of relief
"ChiChi its good to see you" Bulma smiles happily
"Bulma it's been too long. I have been telling Goku-sa to come earlier but he always gets lost in training" ChiChi shakes her head helplessly
"So when are you-" time to make an entrance "-going to have ki..." she looks at me like she is seeing the impossible...
How bad of an impression did Goku leave on these people?
Bulma points her finger shakily at me "Is... he.."
ChiChi just calls me over "Come on don't be shy, introduce yourself."
Sighh. i come over " Good evening, My name is Son Gohan, It's a pleasure to finally meet you Bulma-san " I say with such politeness that doesn't match my clothes. Oh and by the way, I'm wearing a black sleeveless shirt, with black baggy pants. No way I'm wearing any of the shit the OG Gohan had to wear.
It takes a few seconds for Bulma's brain to Reboot.
"YOU HAVE A KID!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US!!!" this time i managed to plug my ears in time
"Ask Goku-sa, I'm as confused as you" ChiChi throws Goku under the bus
"Well Goku?!" Bulma angrily stops towards him
Goku immediately starts sweating and panicking "Well.. You see.. I thought..."
"GOKUUUU!!!!"
"IYAAAAAA, HELP MEE!!!" his screams shake the house
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Huh. So it wasn't for comedic effect, this shit happens in real life
" Well back to you little guy. You said your name was Son Gohan. How old are you?" She asks me in a tone that everybody uses on children, that ain't going to fly here
"I just turned 3 a few months ago. You should have been informed, but since my father is an idiot its understandable"
"Ummm. ChiChi he said he is 3 right? Why is he so... smart? no mature.. Why is your son so mature?" Bulma asks feeling speechless after a long time
"We don't actually know, he was like that since birth, and he is just like Goku-sa, a battle maniac, all he does is running around and training. He even follows Goku-sa into the deep jungle. He is just three and he is already a delinquent, Help me Bulma, show him that he needs to study to get a good job." Such a drama queen.
" I am not a delinquent, I just don't want to waste my time with studying useless things, have you seen me throw away a language or a math book?" This is a new world, Language and math are essential for survival, math is the same just the symbols are a bit different
"Huh, so you are a lot smarter than your father... " then she looks at my clothes and smiles
"And he is wearing a GI style clothes just like Goku, isn't he cute~~" Bulma
*Humf*
ChiChi just pouts and turns her face away and Bulma is confused by her action
Goku laughs awkwardly "Actually ChiChi bought him loads of clothes but he burned them all saying they were *Cough* ugly. He refuses to wear anything that isn't comfortable and that can't be used for fighting"
"Wow its like looking at a Mini-Goku" she gives me a look like she is lost in her memories
The waiting was getting old so I decided to say something "Ehem, sorry to stop your daydreaming, but how about we go inside"
Bulma snaps out of it and blushes, she suddenly realized that they have been standing at the entrance for a few minutes
"Sorry, there were so many surprises that I forgot, lets continue this inside" She says awkwardly
A/N
The main reason i made this fic is that i was watching DBZ from the start for the nostalgia. And i noticed how fucking pathetic Gohan was at the start and it pissed me off. I was like,
Nah bitch! This needs to be fixed.
So here we are