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Maximus looked at the things he got from the shitty God.
A Pokédex and six Pokéballs. One of which contained Hitmonlee. Maximus rubbed his neck.
"Why was I sent here? I know absolutely nothing about Pokémon except some fanfic knowledge that I speed read from boredom. And that was before I first got transmigrated. I almost completely forgot everything about it.
He threw the Pokémon at the ground and in a flash of light a Pokémon appeared
Hitmonlee is a humanoid Pokémon with an ovoid body. Lacking a distinct neck and head, its upper torso has almond-shaped eyes with black space around them and appears to lack a nose and mouth. Primarily brown, it has cream-colored, segmented arms and legs. Each hand has three fingers and each foot has three clawed toes.
"Hit-mon-LEE" The pokémon got into a battle stance.
"Really" Maximus deadpanned "He gave me a wild pokémon..."
"Hit-MON-LEE!!" The pokémon attacked it did a jump kick at Maximus who just sighed 'How predictable'
Maximus has gone through a LOT of life threatening battles. His combat skills are at a very high level. Since he didn't have too much skill in Chakra and Kido attacks. He focused on Physical skills.
He simply turned his body 90 degrees to dodge the attack. Hitmonlee watched with wide eyes as his attack missed. The human moved much faster than expected.
Just as it was about to pass Maximus he jumped in the air.
"Konoha Whirlwind!"
Maximus kicked the Pokémon sending it flying into a tree.
CRASH
With a loud noise it crashed into the tree, breaking its bark.
"You still have a lot to learn little one"
Hitmonlee winced in pain. Then its eyes widened. It was hurt? By a human. Normally humans who can't use aura can punch and kick all they want at Pokémon but it won't do much damage. Pokémon have their own power which protects their bodies and charges their attacks.
But this human. Without any aura managed to injure it. Not to mention he has a higher level of martial arts than it. How could that be possible. It had travelled for months in all kinds of environments. Fighting against every strong Pokémon it met. Fighting types like him are weak Flying, Psychic and Fairy-type attacks. But he had fought and beat those types. He can not lose here!
"HIT MON LEEE"
It dashed at Maximus, suddenly in mid dash it kneeled down, its legs contracting and like a spring. He jumped straight at the human. A summer sault its leg extended high in the air, its heel hard as diamond caught on fire. It was ready for its strongest attack Maximum Length Fire Heel Drop.
Maximus raised an eyebrow. 'Hmm. Interesting. Lets see if this can actually work in this world. Stone Breathing.'
"HIT MON LEEEE!!!!" 'FIRE DROP'
The Pokémon lowered its leg. It was so fast you could see air moving away from it.
Just as the kick was only two meters above him. The human smiled "Renewal Taekwondo. Triple kick"
He did a high kick, hitting its ankle, but at the next moment its flaming kick was redirected at the side. And immediately the Pokémon was hit three times.
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMM. CRASHHH!
When the dust cleared. Next to Maximus was a huge crater, and Hitmonlee hit the tree so hard that half of it was broken.
"You are quite a strong one aren't you" Maximus smiled at the shocked face of Hitmonlee.
Its strongest attack. And the human was unharmed. While it was once again blown away and in pain.
"Sit there and calm down. I have other things to check out" He looked at the simple gray backpack laying on the grass.
'Come to think about it. My clothes. He looked downward. His muscular frame was clearly shown through his black T-shirt and grey tai chi pants.
",,, He really gave me Toji's outfit. And even the grey backpack to match the clothes..."
(Look at Tanjiro's build during Hashira training. Imagine MC's build like that)
"Whatever." Maximus took a look inside the backpack, here were a few things in there. First of all there were these three cube like things that looked like Pokémon Balls. Then there was a 1L Water Bottle, a flashlight, a military knife, a lighter, a rope and a note.
He opened the note first.
[ All of your funds are in your Pokédex. There is a bank account app in there. I gave you the extra things because from the records of your travels you were known to live in the woods like a savage with just minimum gear.
The cube things are PokéBox. Think of them like Chests that can shrink down. The Red one is Pokémon Food. Because no, you can't just let you pokémon eat other pokémon. Even if it somewhat allowed. The Green one is camping gear while the Blue one is a fridge/freezer for you.
Red and Blue have one cubic meter of space. While the Green one is two meters. Since the tent and kitchen tools take up quite a lot of space. And enjoy your Third Life for Gods sake you gloomy maniac.
Oh and your Pokédex is a bit different. Since you are such a moron, you got an Easy Mode item to help you out in this AU World. ]
"Fuck off you useless god" Maximus directly crumbled and burned the note. He checked the PokéBoxes and they were surprisingly full. He honestly expected them to be empty.
He turned back and looked at the sign.
'Palet Town'
"Does he really expect me to fall for this? Go in and accidentally meet some characters? Fuck NO"
He heard the sounds of footsteps and saw the Pokémon slowly drag its way to him, its arm on its ribs. Hitmonlee kneeled down on one knee and bowed slightly.
'Its surrendering? No submitting to my authority is more like it. Didn't that piece of shit say that my Pokédex is different?' Maximus pulled out his Pokédex and pointed it at the pokémon'
[The Pokédex is an item to help out new Trainers. It can give useful information on Pokémon you haven't seen before. This Pokédex can show the abilities and moves the captured Pokémon has.]
[ Hitmonlee. Kicking Pokemon
Sex: Male.
Abilities: Limber Reckless, Unburden (hidden ability)
Moves: Fake Out, Focus Energy, Low Sweep, Tackle, Low Kick,
Endure, Blaze Kick, Mega Kick
Status: Injured, Exhausted, Broken Ribs.]
Maximus nodded to himself. "As expected."
...
"I understand none of this except that Hitmonlee is injured. Thank whatever kind god there is that there aren't any numbers. I would have broken this thing in half. Hmm that name too long" He turned to the pokémon.
"From now on you will be called Lee. Rock Lee. After my dear friend who spent his entire life practicing his kicks. I'll take you to get healed. After that we can see what we can do about making you stronger"
"Leee" The little guy immediately got excited and nodded. Maximus threw the pokéball at him and it went inside in a flash of reddish light. "Still weird to see that. But now I have to go in. Sigh what a drag... I shouldn't have hit Lee so hard. Now I have to go and get him to a Hospital... or a Pokémon center or whatever they are called. I'll let him out when we get there"
'Does this town even have that...' Maximus stood there confused before he went past the gate and looked at the billboard with information about this town. After looking for a while he sighed.
'Stupid forced plot. Stupid bullshit god sending me a wild pokémon. In this town people go to Professor Oak to get their Pokémon healed.'
Apparently Oak owned all the land in the town. So to give incentive for people to move here to form a community. He gave some good benefits. One of those was that he will take care of any pokémon problems in the area. Wild pokémon, sick pokémon and injured pokémon.
"Sigh,,, I have no choice then. Lets meet the real Main Character of this world. Prof. Oak who is giving the Wood to MILFS."
'Maybe I can find a sword here somewhere. Or at least a Boktou (Wooden Sword) to 'protect' myself from pokémon. Wait how much money do I even have?'
Maximus opened his bank account only for his eyes to pop out.
[32 Million Pokedollars] (Around 200K in dollars. Seems fair)
~ HxH. Abandoned warehouse
"He is late" Machi was tapping her foot on the floor. "He is never late"
"Hahahaha. Machi is worried for once" Shalnark laughed as he was looking on the news on his phone.
"Maybe he got lost?" Shizuku tapped her chin with her finger
"Impossible" Uvo snorted "That guy found me in the desert just before I was about to get killed. If he got lost I'd eat my foot"
"He also killed Hisoka with quite the bit of skill. Bastard was hiding his sword skills all along" Nobunaga said with his arms crossed. It was difficult to find skilled swordsmen to spar against. And Feitan wasn't interested.
"Well he is either dead or stuck somewhere" Pakunoda was reading her book.
"Not possible" Phinks said as he was laying on some stone "If he died we would have heard it by now. He's got a bounty on him after all. Always was a bit of a show off. 'A real man has to have a bounty' he used to say"
"Well with or without him we will start soon" Chrollo was reading a book with only a few candles lit around him
Bzzz.Bzzzz
A screen suddenly appeared in the warehouse.
Shhhuuu.Shhhuuu.Shhhuuu.Shhhuuu.Shhhuuu....
All of the members of the Troupe disappeared, they jumped back near the entrance and were ready for a fight.
"A Nen ability?" Kortopi said with a frown
[Umm. Hello, welcome to my stream. I'm here to show you all the death of Maximus, enjoy!] A faceless white figure with a darkish aura said with a grin. Then the screen changed to Maximus
"Maximus's Death?" Machi said with wide eyes.
"A surveillance Nen ability perhaps?" Shalnark theorised, but after him no one spoke. They all focused on the video.
Maximus arrived in a strange place, a jungle filled with fruit and monkeys, who attacked him immediately. Maximus naturally killed everyone that attacked, but the monkeys increased in number and in strength. He started to get serious as well attacking with his sword and lightening
" There see, he is using his sword! And what is with that lightning!?" Nobunaga pointed with frustration
"He is stronger then the last time we met a few years ago" Uvogin just grinned
"Much stronger" Feitan frowned
Maximus was nearing the centre of the island [Where the fuck am I?]
" Uvo get ready to eat your foot, he really did get lost" Phinks laughed as he slapped his thigh
"Damn it all!"
"Those monkeys sure are strong" Shizuku commented as she cleaned her eyeglasses
"Hmm?" Pakunoda frowned "Hey is it me or is Maximus slouching?"
Everybody paid attention to that, the next thing they noticed is how hard the Monkeys fell on the ground as well as the trees and rocks they were throwing at him.
"The Gravity is stronger in that place. Did Maximus go to the Dark Continent?" Chrollo said with a frown, arriving there was difficult and dangerous. Why would Maximus go there.
After defeating all of the monkeys Maximus was on his knee, breathing deeply and exhausted. There were numerous wounds on him. [ Fucking cheating monkeys, how did they even hit me. I am a Logia] he complained as he gathered his breath. But then his eyes widened and snapped in a certain direction, from there a figure flew towards him, no it jumped.
BOOOOOOMMMMMMM
Just by landing it created a huge gust of wind that blew Maximus away. The entire Troupe held their breath. That thing... was strong.
The dust settled and Maximus finally saw his enemy. It large baboon monkey with ruffled fur around his head, back and shoulders as well as around the arms. He has dark pink and purple skin covered in bright webbing around his body and a very long tail.
Maximus paled at the sight and started shaking. [Bambina, the Monkey King]
Just his aura was suffocating. Even through the screen through their countless battles the Troupe felt some of its power. Just one glance at it was enough, Machi fell on he knees, Nobunaga and Feitan grabbed their sword, all of them instinctually kneed down a little to dash away before remembering this was a video recording.
"What the fuck is that!" Phinks yelled out as he quickly cracked the joins in his hand out of habit, ready to attack
"Maximus seems to recognize it" Franklin sat down again, but it did nothing to stop his knees from shaking.
"Unoo, Max is dead right?" Shizuku tilted her head
"Maybe he can escape in time" Pakunoda said with a tiny bit of hope. Max was actually likeable and nobody disliked him among the troupe, so they didn't want him to die
Maximus gathered his breath and flung his arm out. [500 Million Volt. El THOR!!!]
A giant lightning beam erupted from his hand and engulfed the monkey. The beam lasted for a few moments before it died out, revealing a smoking and angry baboon
"Shit" "Shit" "Shit"
The monkey flung his arm to smack Maximus. Whose eyes widened, he took a deep breath and he raised his left hand to block, it turned a deep metallic sheen with some aura on it then it was engulfed with Nen to form K.O. Then some purple vines appeared and coiled around his forearm, and last a bluish orb appeared on his forearm with lightning coursing through it
[ Stone Breathing, Hamon, Hermit Purple, Ryuu, KO! Bakudō #8 Repulsion]
Just as he was done Bambina through out a punch, right where he placed his defences and with once punch they were all gone
BOOOOOOOMMMMM!!
The sheer force of the blow sent him flying through the jungle, tearing through trees that were in his way.
Maximus stood up in pain his teeth clenching and his eyes bloodshot. His left arm was gone, everything below the elbow was blasted away.
Bambina jumped up and down in anger, as Maximus was guilty for surviving that. He started to tear away the webbing on his body, and started to grow, into a tall, bald, muscular monkey with skin form his wrist to his knee like a flying squirrel, he jumped high into the air
[ Don't screw with me you stupid monkey!!! ] Maximus screamed out, lightning engulfed him and his blade which again gained a metallic coating. He was putting everything he had in this blow Chakra, Haki, Nen, Hamon, Five of the Eight Gates. He also summoned another sword and glared at it [ You too you bastard or we are going to die here]
[ Kyoka-suru ] ( A/N Strengthen)
The sword transformed into a long black cloth, which wrapped around his arm and hand that was holding the sword. His aura exploded like it was being boosted. Maximus put his sword sideways and took a deep breath to fill up his lungs [ Go to hell! Lightning Breathing: Strike of the Lightning Emperor!]
CRACKKKKKKLEEEE
The sky behind him roared with lighting. It looked like a natural disaster, it was flashing non stop creating a frightening image. Maximus looked like a Lightning God, his lightning turned purple with the addition of his Conquerors Haki,
The lightning from the sky gathered and struck him, coiling around him and his sword overcharging him with energy, he swung his sword a large and powerful lightning arc that flew at Bambina.
BZZZZOOOMMMMMMM
The Troupe watched breathlessly as the strike hit the monkey blasting it backwards and drawing blood, the monkey was completely engulfed in purple lightning, for the next few moments. That kind of power it was enough to completely destroy an island.
But once it passed, all to show for Maximus's effort was a long and blackened gash on Bambina's torso.
Maximus lowered his eyes in defeat [Fucking bad luck], before looking back up fearlessly even knowing that he was about to die [Do it you shitty monkey!]
Bambina screamed out angrily as he shifted and his tail swung in air. A single second. Thats how long it took for the attack to land. A kilometre wide and a few kilometres long canyon appeared on the earth where Maximus was standing. Nothing was left except a deep bottomless cavern, or so it appeared because a few moments later lava started to rise from the canyon, the strike managed to pierce through the Earths crust and into the mantle where magma was coming out from.
The screen disappeared, and the Troupe could finally take a breath after what felt like forever. Those who were standing fell on their ass. They could not believe what they saw, besides the fact of how strong Maximus really was. They were disturbed that something like that baboon, that powerful could exist is this world. A single tail swing, changed the entire landscape.
" We cancel the mission" Chrollo was the first to speak up "Tonight we honour and Mourn Maximus, and i think we need a break to process what we just saw"
"yeah..." Uvo pulled himself up, he looked depressed "i'll go rob a bar or something"
"I'll go too" Machi stood up
Shalnark wanted to say something but Pakunoda stopped him and shook her head. The closest to Maximus were Uvo and Machi. Maximus liked Uvo's simple nature and the way he lived, and there is less to be said about Machi. She and Maximus might not have been serious. But they were still involved.
The Troupe drank more than they ever have that night. Some of them cried more then they ever have. And they all laughed more than they ever have, recounting the memories they had with Maximus.
It night which shook them completely to the core. For the first time in their lives, the lives they have spent living fearlessly and doing whatever they desired, they have seen true Power. And it left them terrified.
~ A/N
Bro I think being able to wound Bambina at all is quite an achievement, even if it was just a surface skin gash. That OP busted monkey sleeps in space just because it can. Each of the Eight Kings in Toriko could destroy the planet if they wanted to.
How many of you picked up on the One Piece Quote at the end?
Btw I really know nothing about Pokemon. Except watching like 20 something episodes of Season 1, 20 years ago. And Jordino and AdrianKing Pokemon fics. That's it.