Fun Fact: A Niffler tried killing Dolores Umbridge once by dismemberment to be precise the Niffler tried pulling Dolores's Leg's in which sadly the Niffler failed.
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[2005 September 2, Pangaea, 3243000000 September 2, Africa Continent, Felix's House, Pangaea, The Magical World, SCP Universe]
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[Felix Harp Pov]
We start of this Chapter with Felix reappearing into his House not gonna lie its called a Hut because its exterior is Hagrid's Hut but he calls it a House i mean we call our Dirt House. House but its just a 5x5x3 Dirt's not even qualified to be a called a Hut but really we came ti an anonymous decision to call it a House.
Back to Felix's Point of View. Felix landed in his Room similar to Doctor Strange Open Your Eye Scene. To be precise the returning part, Why? Well the System is an asshat and teleported Felix in the Ceiling so he landed Face First to the Floor.
Felix then pushed himself up stumbling like a drunk Irish Man after drinking a lifetime of beer.
Felix: "ꜰᴜ-ᴄᴋ! You! System ꜰᴜᴄᴋ you! Got damn ᴄᴜɴᴛ!"
[Ding!]
[Calculating Host Reward...]
[Ding!]
[Host Reward is "All Speak!"]
Felix who was stumbling around like a Drunk regain his sense and heard what the Task gave him.
Felix: "I beg you're pardon?"
Unbeknownst to Felix all the commotion he caused woke up a certain Niffler.
???: "W-what's going on Master?"
Felix heard a squeaky feminine voice on his Right...
Felix: "Who the ꜰᴜᴄᴋ?!"
Felix then turned to his Right and only saw Nifty in her Cute Pajame Golden Colored holding her Teddy Bear who is rubbing her Eye's...
Felix: "Nifty? Wait did you just said?"
Felix then narrowed his Eye's.
Nifty: "What's going on Master???"
Nifty said not knowing what's going on.
Felix: "Holy ꜱʜɪᴛ! Nifty i can understand you!"
This surpriced Nifty and dropped her Teddy Bear in shock.
Nifty: "YOU CAN?!"
Nifty then jumped from where she was to Felix's Leg's she then began to climb to Felix's Shoulder.
Felix: "i can... Please don't scream its high pitched and annoying remember whisper voice."
Nifty: "Oh sorry."
Felix then pulled a Moleskin Pouch from one of his Robe's Pocket's and dangled it infront of Nifty.
Nifty: "What's this?"
Nifty said trying to reach it. But Felix quickly moved it away from her.
Felix: "They're Candy's... I mean i did remember telling you i'll get you something before i go."
Nifty then turned her Head to the not knowing what a Candy is.
Nifty: "Candy?"
Felix: "They're uhhh. Food but sweeter and more colorful."
Nifty: "Sound's... FUN! Gimme! Gimme!"
Nifty tried grabbing but Felix slowly moved it further and further.
Nifty who know's there's no chance of getting it by brute force tried the second option... Puppy Eye's.
Felix: "Fine! Here take it leave me alone."
Felix then gave Nifty the Moleskin Pouch im which Nifty eagerly grabbed.
Felix just sighted watching Nifty moving farther and farther away from him... Nifty grabbed her Teddy Bear and moved to her House... I mean Nifty's House / Cage has an Extension Charm so when counting Nifty's Heigth it's practically a Mansion for her.
Felix: "... I should have grabbed some... Anyways what is this Gallery you're talking about? System?"
[Ding!]
[Teleporting to "Gallery"]
Felix: "Oh Hell not this ꜱʜɪᴛ ag-"
Before Felix could finish his Sentence he was sucked again by the System's Blackhole.
Felix: "AHHHHHHHHH! ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴋᴋᴋᴋ!"
It seems that the System has a somewhat sense of humor and it decided to prank Felix and made Felix travel to the Void Doctor Strange Style it seems the System heard what Felix said about him and is taking revenge.
Felix: "NOT THIS AGA-"
Felix then landed face first in a fancy Green and Black colored Carpet, Thankfully cushioning his fall.
Felix: "The ꜰᴜᴄᴋ is this?"
Felix then stand up and looked at his new surroundings there is a Carpet under his Feet leading to nowhere apperantly thr Carpet is long too long actually that Felix can't even see the end.
Felix was wondering where he is and accidentally touched a Glass Window he then looked at it and saw an SCP-3008-2 looking at him then of course shocked Felix.
Felix: "WHAT THE ꜰᴜᴄᴋ?!"
Felix then landed on his bottom and of course shocked pulled ou his Wand.
Felix then silently casted a Severing Charm into the SCP-3008-2 face.
But the Spell disappeared on impact... The SCP-3008-2 then walked away like it haven't saw Felix.
Felix: "What the hell?"
[Ding!]
[Welcome Host to Gallery.]
Felix: "So basically a Zoo?"
Felix then looked up in SCP-3008's Glasses he saw SCP-3008 writen in Golden Color's with 3 Letter's right beside it.
Felix: "Wh-what the Hell is this?"
[Contain Preserve Protect...]
[That is what you're goal is to Contain SCP's to Preserve Race's to Protect Everything.]
[❤️To Be Continued❤️]
* The Reason why Felix doesn't talk to the Viewer's because i don't really like Character's who breaks the fourth wall so if i wanna reveal something Felix would say it indirectly or will talk to himself. He does that alot even when he was in his Previous Universe.
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
* But i love breaking the fourth wall myself so i would talk to the viewer's but Felix and Character's won't the only people who knows they're Fictional Character's are the Big Shot's.
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
* Give me SCP Suggestion preferably Locations.
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
* So what is the Gallery? Well the Gallery is a Black and Green fancy colored 1 Way Hallway leading to nothing literally now in both side's are Giant Glass like Room's think of a Zoo yeah that's practically what the Gallery is but more modern and sophisticated but in this one every SCP Room is infinite and is changed to fit the SCP leaving their so basically they're in Paradise but the System has its limits it can't control humanoid, Only Rooms and its Power think of the Gallery as somewhere in the SCP Universe but Godlike being can't escape if they're put in the said Gallery unless if Felix allowed them outside of course, So you might be wondering if the Gallery is so OP why can't it just contain the Scarlett King? Well its not that easy the System would give you a Task to complete. To be able to Conquer the said SCP so basically the harder the SCP the harder the task is remember Quid Pro Quo, Think of Felix like Trazyn from Warhammer 40k.
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
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Words: 1091 Words
Writen: March 27 2022
Posted: March 27 2022