Fun Fact: There isn't one for this one that's a fun fact.
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[Earth, SCP World, SCP Universe]
[Item #: SCP-3008
Object Class: Euclid
[Special Containment Procedures: The retail park containing SCP-3008 has been purchased by the Foundation and converted into Site-██. All public roads leading to or passing by Site-██ have been redirected.
The entrance to SCP-3008 is to be monitored at all times, and no one is to enter SCP-3008 outside of testing, as permitted by the Senior Researcher.
Humans exiting SCP-3008 are to be detained and then debriefed prior to the administration of amnestics. Dependent upon the duration of their stay in SCP-3008, a cover story may need to be generated prior to their release.
Any other entities exiting SCP-3008 are to be terminated.
Description: SCP-3008 is a large retail unit previously owned by and branded as IKEA, a popular furniture retail chain. A person entering SCP-3008 through the main entrance and then passing out of sight of the doors will find themselves translocated to SCP-3008-1. This displacement will typically go unnoticed as no change will occur from the perspective of the victim; they will generally not become aware until they try to return to the entrance.
SCP-3008-1 is a space resembling the inside of an IKEA furniture store, extending far beyond the limits of what could physically be contained within the dimensions of the retail unit. Current measurements indicate an area of at least 10km2 with no visible external terminators detected in any direction. Inconclusive results from the use of laser rangefinders has led to the speculation that the space may be infinite.
SCP-3008-2 are humanoid entities that exist within SCP-3008-1. While superficially resembling humans they possess exaggerated and inconsistent bodily proportions, often described as being too short or too tall. They possess no facial features and in all observed cases wear a yellow shirt and blue trousers consistent with the IKEA employee uniform.
SCP-3008-1 has a rudimentary day-night cycle, determined by the overhead lighting within the space activating and deactivating at times consistent with the opening and closing times of the original retail store. During the "night" instances of SCP-3008-2 will become violent towards all other lifeforms within SCP-3008-1. During these bouts of violence they have been heard to vocalise phrases in English that are typically variations of "The store is now closed, please exit the building". Once "day" begins SCP-3008-2 instances immediately become passive and begin moving throughout SCP-3008-1 seemingly at random. They are unresponsive to questioning or other verbal cues in this state, though will react violently if attacked.
SCP-3008-1 is known to have one or more exits located within, though these exits do not appear to have a fixed position, making it difficult to leave SCP-3008-1 once inside. Using any other door besides the main entrance to enter the structure or breaking through the walls of the retail unit leads into the non-anomalous interior of the original store.
SCP-3008-2 first came to the Foundation's attention on █/██/200█ following reports of one Lily E████, a child going missing. But was later found and given back to her parent's. Of course the Foundation has tasked a few of our field agents to watched over E████ Family.
Since containment began only 1 individual have managed to exit SCP-3008. Following extensive debriefing the individual have been free to let go.
Incident 3008-1: At 00:06 on ██/██/200█ a human female child exited SCP-3008, followed 10 seconds later by an instance of SCP-3008 disappearing leaving a note saying "Sorry SCP Foundation but SCP-3008-1 would be in my hand's now and i will be doing you a favor and i suggest that you don't hurt my student any way shape or form i will know, There's a chance that a dinosaur might attack Site-19. - Felix Harp" it is currently unknown if the said Individual is related to the Wizard SCP-507 encountered but is possibly the same individual judging from his wording. The name "Felix Harp" is related to the SCP File [REDACTED].
The said child was carrying a Wood that she called a "Wand" and 7 different book's titled "The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 1 by Miranda Goshawk" "A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot" "Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling" "A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch" "One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore" "Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger" "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander" "The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble" respectively it is unknown who is the 7 said individual's are but we allowed the child to keep the book's because the said child warned us about her Proffesor burning down hundreads of SCP-3008-2 and a few parts of the Store, Which is later on confirmed after we sended a few of our agent.
[Interviewer: Dr Amelia Buck.
Date: █/██/200█
Dr Buck: "Alright Miss E████. Can i call you Lily?"
{The said child is reading a Book not paying attention, But answered nonetheless not bothering to look away.}
Lily: "Yes."
Dr Buck: "If you don't mind. Can i ask what you are reading?"
Lily: "The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 1 by Miranda Goshawk to be precise Levitation Charm."
Dr Buck: "Wow! Then can you show me what's this Levitation Charm is?"
{The said child then looked at Dr Buck and set aside her book. She then grabbed her Wand, And pointed into her book.}
Lily: "wing-GAR-dee-um leh-vee-OH-sa."
{The said book then began to float.}
Dr Buck: "Wow. If you don't mind what is that thing? If you don't mind me asking."
Lily: "Oh this is called a Wand it is made of ██████ Wood and ██████ ███████████ Core 10¼."
Dr Buck: "Can you please elaborate the ███████████ part?"
Lily: "Hmm. I guess i really can't Proffesor just made me show my hand and it appeared in my hand... Is that enough?"
Dr Buck: "That would be all, Thank you for you're time."
Because of the threat Felix Harp prupose we dubbed him as SCP-9176-1A. SCP-9176 is the World his living in and him being SCP-9176-1A "The Proffesor" we dubbed Miss Lily E████ as SCP-9176-1B "The Student". Judging from SCP-9176-1A actions that he isn't a threat but rather an ally so anything related to SCP-9176-A should be approached with friendly intentions but should remain cautious.]
[❤️To Be Continued❤️]
* This SCP Foundation is quite dumb...
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
* The Foundation sended a few Officer all of them made it out alive because the System who is controlling SCP-3008-1 allowed them to exit but the System doesn't have any control over SCP-3008-2's if you're wondering.
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆
* I don't know why the File didn't redacted Doctor Amelia Buck's name but i don't care.
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
* Lily's Wand Core was never said vut i guess Heartstring.
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
* The Foundation doesn't want to offend Felix so they're didn't gave Lily any amnestics not that it would work anyways. If you're saying the Foundation Reaction to Felix here is weird... Well there's an explination for that but that would be spoiling. So no spoilers!
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
* The SCP-9176 File at the beginning is a poorly writen one but that isn't the Official File. That's just something writen by an idiot so they burned it and later on would be rewriten... If you're saying if Felix is dubbed as SCP-9176 then would chapter 0 be rewriten... Nope... Just ignore that File ignore it! That's I'll rewrite that but not now in the Future or I'll think of a way around it just just don't hate me alright?
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
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Words: 1256 Words
Writen: March 26 2022
Posted: March 26 2022