Su Chaoyang, the Little Daoist, pretended to be nonchalant, scurrying toward the exit of the restroom. When he brushed past Mrs. Quan, he halted his small steps, lifted his little head, and said importantly, "Auntie, you can't bring boys into the restroom. This is the ladies' room."
When Mrs. Quan heard Little Chaoyang's words, she was baffled. "You little brat," she said, "what makes you think I brought a man in here? Spouting nonsense at such a young age!"
Su Chaoyang, the Little Daoist, stretched out his chubby little hand and pointed beside Mrs. Quan. "Isn't one right here?"
Mrs. Quan looked where Su Chaoyang's little finger pointed, but all she saw was emptiness.
"Where did this little nutcase come from!"
Mrs. Quan cursed, found a stall, went in, and shut the door with a SLAP, the sound seemingly enough to shake the heavens.
