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The Art of Not Exploding

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To the High Scholars of the Shattered Citadel, magic is a divine song connecting mortals to the cosmos. To Roan, magic is a temperamental, lazy, and profoundly petty hazard that usually leaves him smelling like burnt lavender and cheap cabbage. ​Expelled from the prestigious Citadel for pointing out that their sacred rituals were just overly complicated ways to light a candle, Roan survives as an underpaid hedge-mage in the muddy, soot-choked lower rings of Oakhaven. He isn't looking to save the world; he just wants enough silver to buy a warm coat and meals that don't consist of stale bread. ​That quiet, cynical routine shatters when a chaotic alleyway encounter entangles him with a pair of ruthless mercenaries and a stolen black-market artifact—an ancient relic inscribed with lethal, untranslated magic. Lured by the promise of a life-changing gold payout, Roan agrees to do what he does best: break impossible magical wards using raw physics, questionable street smarts, and a complete lack of self-preservation. ​The job forces him back into the gilded, arrogant halls of the elite Arch-Academy of the Arcane—the very institution that disgraced him. Surrounded by hostile Citadel enforcers, backstabbing scholars, and a mystery that threatens the city's fragile peace, Roan must rely on sheer spite and practical magic to uncover the truth before the ancient relic—or his own bad decisions—kill him first.
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