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Hogwarts Super Gilderoy Lockhart

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First of all, Dumbledore knew Gilderoy Lockhart was a fraud. Second @##@#@# knew Lockhart was a fraud too—because he woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and realized he’d been transmigrated into that blindingly smug face. The problem? Dumbledore wanted Lockhart at Hogwarts as a “cautionary tale.” Meanwhile, @##@#@# just wanted to kick back, swim in Galleons like Scrooge McDuck, and enjoy Lockhart’s ridiculous fame without lifting a finger. But nope. Instead of luxury mansions, fancy robes, and autograph sessions, he’s suddenly the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. A mansion full of magical luxuries? Nice. Vaults overflowing with Galleons? Even nicer. A whole bookshelf of bestselling garbage that prints money on autopilot? Peak dream. But Snape glaring daggers at him daily? Terrifying. Voldemort sniffing around for his next horcrux victim? Nightmare fuel. And Dumbledore? Oh, that old fox didn’t even give him a choice. He literally dragged him to Hogwarts by the robes! So now @##@#@# plan is simple: pretend, procrastinate, and pray. Muddle through a year of faking spells, dodging Snape’s insults, and staying one step ahead of Voldemort. If he can survive that? He’s free to go back to swimming in gold and being fabulous. …assuming he doesn’t blow himself up in Charms class first.
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