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My attempt to transmigrate to a Xianxia World failed. When I opened my eyes, I had unexpectedly become a little child and was even attending kindergarten. With no other choice, I could only deceive the system and pretend to be doing Cultivation. 【Today, on the road, you encountered a fairy descending from the mountain. You must find a way to obtain the Pure Yang Treasure Pill in her hands.】 Lin Zhengran stared at the milk candy in his childhood sweetheart's hand. "Give me the candy. Do you need to go to the bathroom? I'll call the teacher for you." The little girl, bewildered, placed the candy into Lin Zhengran's hand. "The candy is for you..." 【Congratulations! You have obtained the Pure Yang Treasure Pill from the fairy's hands without lifting a single finger!】

Spring, the season when all things are reborn. The monsters of the Swamp Forest begin to stir restlessly, the Sub-humans on the banks of the Reed River whittle sticks to make traps and wait for prey, and the human Adventurers to the north are also carefully inspecting their wands and potions, preparing for the new year's expeditions. And in the shadows, the Slime they see as prey is secretly watching it all. It is waiting. Waiting for the flying sword to be forged, for its Daoist Skills to be perfected, and for its other-worldly self to achieve Foundation Establishment. That is when it, the Slime True Immortal, will emerge into the world.

Yang Chen, an online car-hailing driver, is bound to a "Negative Reviews Reward" system. As long as he does not compromise with unreasonable passengers, he can receive rewards if he receives negative reviews or complaints. Passenger: Driver, I want you to drive the car upstairs for me. My new Hongxing shoes got wet and dirty. Are you going to compensate me? Yang Chen: Miss, this is a car, how can I drive it upstairs? Passenger: I don't care, you have to drive it upstairs. Aren't you an online car-hailing driver supposed to serve passengers? Do you believe I'll give you a negative review? Platform: Dear driver, we regret to inform you that you have received a negative review and have been complained about by the customer. System: "Congratulations, Master, for earning a negative review through your capability, and you are rewarded with 28% ownership of the Peninsula Hotel." ……

SUPREME The earth will shatter! The heaven will split! This sect will..." "Master, what are you doing?" "..." The sect leader slowly gets off the table, they proceed to put on glasses. "Um, mas-" The sect leader put their hand to stop the disciple from talking, and light seems to dim. "... my disciple." A spotlight is turned towards the sect leader, and they cross fingers and their eyes are no longer visible. "You saw nothing." "Eh, but I-" An array appears and strikes the disciple, the light turns on, and the sect leader puts away the glasses. "Ah my disciple, what is it?" "Huh, oh the annual meeting is happening." "I see, you may leave now." The disciple leaves for the exit. 'Hooo, no one shall witness.' 'Sorry Master, my physique render the array useless, I shall keep your dignity and let no one know.' Outside of the office, lied someone spying on the sect leader. *Breathes heavily* 'Master, you're so cute that I must embrace you, HUG you, SMELL YOU, KEEP YOU.' The sect leader shiver and look around.

He is an undead who is devoid of all humanity, he is the one and only supreme overlord, he is a man who has severe mysophobia. There are many people who try to act cool in front of him, whatever soldier king, assassin, system user, transmigrator, reincarnator, the strong returning, the strong coming down from the mountain, person coming back from the immortal world, reincarnation of the devil king, immortal emperor possessing someone’s body, and so on, all of them do not know what will happen next. ……Not my novel….

A response to the Book of Authors which Webnovel recommends.

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.

One day, Ligma Balls was cruising in his brand new truck, but fate brought him to hit a NEET crossing the road. Unfortunately for Ligma Balls, the NEET’s raging boner pierced into his head, killing him instantly. And then - Ligma Balls became an Elementary School Desk.

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[User Min-Hyuk can't level up.] "what?" looking surprised by what the system said. "What the hell!?" while still looking surprised

i think me when i do the me why is i so we me is them?