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Dragon Queen and Dragon Slayer

Continuation of “Shut Up Dragon! I Don't Want to Have Children With You!”. Chapter 1-155 are uploaded under ZenonTL_2 username. Arranged marriage? Or a child first and then love? After being defeated and captured, the dragon slayer Leon became the prisoner of the Silver Dragon Queen. Facing certain death, Leon made a desperate move. In a twist of fate, he impregnated the queen right before he was supposed to die. He thought that by doing this, he could condemn the queen to live with the shame for the rest of her life, fulfilling his mission as a dragon slayer. But two years later, when Leon opened his eyes, he found a little dragon girl with a tail beside him. "Daddy! You finally woke up!" Not only was Leon alive, but he had also become the father of this little dragon girl. After that, the Silver Dragon Queen started her relentless revenge. In a way that was truly "tit for tat," she subjected Leon to non-stop bed exercises. But as a mere human, how could he possibly withstand the unending onslaught of a dragon's... desires? Leon decided to escape. However, every attempt ended in failure. Finally, under the queen’s threats and bribes, he resigned himself to being a stay-at-home dad. “Hm, you’ve been behaving well. I’ll reward you by having a second child with me,” the queen declared. Leon swore, “I’d rather die! I’ll leap from the Silver Dragon Palace, and I still won’t have a second child with you!" ﹌﹌ ITS A TRANSLATION﹌﹌ Raw: 闭嘴恶龙我不想再跟你生孩子了 Author:奶昔尾尾酱 ═❀═❀═❀═❀═❀═❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day
ZenonTL · 565.6k Views

Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.
nightskynear · 122.8k Views

Lucky God System

“I’m not saying I’m unlucky, but my school has an evacuation plan with my name on it.” — Elias Elias Graves has always been lucky—ridiculously lucky. The kind of luck that lets him dodge disasters by inches, find money in vending machines, and escape trouble without trying. The problem? That luck seems to come at the cost of everyone around him. After his parents mysteriously vanish, Elias finds himself pursued by a shadowy organization with far too many secrets. In the chaos, he accidentally activates a strange magical artifact—and gains something impossible: the Lucky God System, a mysterious interface that promises strength, skills, and survival… by lucky draws. But as Elias dives deeper into the system’s origins and faces enemies far beyond his level, he begins to question the cost of being chosen and realizes that having good luck was a double edged sword. --- Author Note: First story I'm posting on here. It's a LitRPG, but I wanted to do something different from most stories in the genre. So, it's not a feel good or wish fulfillment novel with mc who builds a harem. I tried to make all the characters have depth including side characters and antagonists. And system is there for more than fulfilling the MC's wishes. Hope you like it. I'll try to post a chapter at least once or twice a week, but if I'm in a groove, I might post way more. Also I'm not my own biggest fan. I'm a perfectionist and reread chapters multiple times after it's been published to check and fix for mistakes. :'( it's easier for me to read it through reader view than editing view.
WhaleSprite · 24.4k Views

My Ex Is Now My Seatmate?

High school just got a whole lot more awkward. Riku Arai thought the new semester would be normal—until he walks into class and finds his new seatmate is none other than his ex-girlfriend, Mei Hayasaka. The two haven't spoken properly since their messy breakup, and now they're stuck side-by-side every single day. Tension runs high, snarky remarks fly, and their classmates—especially the chaotic Hana, mei's bestfriend won't stop meddling. As ridiculous group projects, school trips, and embarrassing moments pile up, Riku and Mei are forced to confront the past they’ve both been avoiding. Old feelings begin to resurface—but so do old grudges. Can two exes survive sitting together without killing each other? Or worse… falling for each other all over again? ---- This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, applications, songs, technologies, locations, events, and incidents are eitherthe product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously for storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to real companies, brands, applications or any other entities is purely coincidental. All real-world references are included as part of the fictional setting and do not imply any endorsement, association, or ownership by the original creators. The author has no intention to defame, discredit, orintringe upon the rights of any individual, brand, organization, or intellectual property. This story is created solely for entertainment and creative expression, and should not be taken as factual or representative of real-life entities or events. Readers are advised to treat all references in this work as fictional, regardless of name similarities or thematic inspiration.
VineFine · 6.2k Views

The Bullies Eat Me Up

[Disclaimer: Explicit Content and Profanity +18] -------------------------------- OnlyFans. It's a platform where famous influencers sell exclusive content for money. Could be photos, videos, or even drawings. While it was originally used for all sorts of things, it’s now mostly known as a place to sell explicit adult material at a premium. "I hear people are making bank on OnlyFans these days." "Really?" I had no idea why they were talking about this. I stayed glued to my corner, trying not to draw attention to myself. Who knows what they’d do if they noticed me. I needed to be invisible. I am air. I am air! ""But who would they even shoot it with?" "Well, you need a guy, right? Some dude to be in it." "A guy? Hmm..." Who, though? The gal bullies started brainstorming, trying to figure out where they could find a guy for this. Then the conversation died. Uh oh. What’s with the sudden, creepy silence? "Hold on… don't we have one right here?" "Oh shit, yeah." Every single eye in the group turned to me. Ice ran down my spine. "This loser's a guy, right?". --------------------------------------- This work is a personal translation of the original novel "여자 일진들이 나를 먹음" authored by 인생뉴비. The book cover isn't the original set by the author, but an AI generated one mimicking the original. The real cover was denied by Webnovel, but you can check it out by searching the novel Korean name. #ModernFantasy #UrbanFantasy #Harem #Sliceoflife #Delinquents #TteokFantasy #Schoollife #smut #+18 #koreannovel #bulliedMC #LuckyMC #Beauties #Campus #Fantasy #Romance #Romancy #genuisMC
Somebooty · 259.4k Views