Everyone in the Group Chat was even more shocked than the last!
Seriously.
Gu Yuena's gossip was simply beyond their comprehension.
The sheer absurdity of Gu Yuena had reduced Xiao Wu to complete and utter dust.
Everyone really didn't understand.
Are these even things a human could do?
Oh right!
Gu Yuena is the Silver Dragon King; she is not human!
[Red Dream Dust: Respected Ruler of Soul Beasts, please rest assured, I will absolutely not let a fifty-first person know about this dark history of yours.]
[Number Nine: Then you're done for. As soon as a new member joins the Group Chat, they'll be able to see it immediately!]
[Dugu Yan: Melon, melon, melon!!]
[Zhu Zhuqing: Yan Yan doesn't speak, she just excitedly munches and munches. It seems she has encountered the most filling day of her melon-eating career!]
[Ning Rongrong: I don't even know what to say anymore. The absurdity of Gu Yuena and the others has left Xiao Wu without even a speck left!]
[Bai Chenxiang: I beg you all, quickly take back your Divine Ability. We asked you to surpass her, not to step on Xiao Wu like an ant!]
[Liu Erlong: You refuse to be a proper Ruler of Soul Beasts and throw away the Golden Dragon King Bloodline, yet you actually like acting like a baby dragon?]
[Bibi Dong: We've been looking forward to Gu Yuena's gossip for a long time, but they truly haven't disappointed us!]
[Qian Renxue: Anyway, I'm completely dumbfounded. What on earth is going on here?!]
[Zhu Lu: If I weren't standing behind Leon, I would definitely have run away at the first opportunity. Eating this gossip genuinely carries the risk of being silenced!]
[Huo Wu: You seem to have gotten it wrong. We aren't the ones who should really be running away, right?]
Douluo 3 World.
The gazes of Huo Wu and the others instantly focused on Gu Yuena 3.
Gu Yuena 3's current expression was truly on the verge of crying from fright, forming a sharp contrast with the chillingly cold expressions of the two Gu Yuenas.
It's over!
Gu Yuena 3 took a step back.
Gu Yuena 1 gritted her teeth and angrily said:
"Xiao Wu, close the door!"
Ah?
Xiao Wu was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly trotted over to close the door.
Just as Gu Yuena 3 intended to flee, she instantly felt two powerful Divine Wills lock onto her.
"No way?"
"Gu Yuena 1... Big Sister, Second Sister, don't act impulsively first! You must not be reckless; there is definitely a misunderstanding here. Listen to my sophistry!"
Douluo 2 Gu Yuena said, so angry she was half-dead:
"Misunderstanding?"
"Do you mean to say that everything Leon said while eating gossip was talking nonsense?"
"Right!"
Gu Yuena 3 nodded heavily, wearing a serious expression as she said: "I seriously suspect that this bastard Leon is abusing his public office for private revenge!"
"Because of my disrespect towards him when I just joined the group last night, he is abusing his public office for private revenge, intentionally saying this to make you guys beat me up."
"Hahaha!!"
Leon couldn't help laughing, and looking at Gu Yuena 3, he said:
"Look at you, getting anxious again?"
"You don't think this is the end, do you?"
"Hiss!"
Hearing Leon's words, Everyone instantly couldn't help sucking in a cold breath.
Oh my god!
This was already absurd to the God King level.
Is it still not over yet?
[Dugu Yan: Melon, melon, melon!!]
[Bibi Dong: I reckon today's gossip of yours is bound to make Yan Yan eat so much she turns into a frog.]
[Ma Xiaotao: This still isn't over?]
[Bai Chenxiang: No matter how much more absurd it gets, I simply can't imagine how much more absurd it could possibly be!]
[Zhang Lexuan: Dragon God-level absurdity!]
[Ye Guyi: I really cannot understand this. You guys are the Silver Dragon King, Gu Yuena; you can't possibly be so stupid that you're worse than a human child, right?]
[Ju Zi: Do you guys need to eat an orange to calm your nerves?]
[ Wei Na: Gu Yuena 3: What time is it already? The knife is already at your neck, and you're still asking me if I want to eat an orange?]
[Ling Yuan: Eating an orange is fine too; consider it the last meal before execution.]
[Call Me Her Majesty: Then hand out some oranges to eat! Mei Gongzi, send out your milk tea too. Eating melon seeds and oranges while drinking milk tea—you'll be full straight away!]
[Bo Saixi: Yuena, don't beat her up just yet. Hold Gu Yuena 3 down first and don't let her run away. Wait until Leon finishes speaking later, and then beat her together!]
[Yu Luosha: Look at what you're saying. Beating and listening at the same time doesn't interfere with each other.]
Douluo 3 World.
The two Gu Yuenas immediately subdued Gu Yuena 3, pinning her down on the sofa from left and right, and raised their hands to greet her little bottom.
Slap, slap, slap!!
Gu Yuena 3 was truly in despair.
"Nooo!!!"
"This isn't real! Leon, what on earth do you want to do?"
"Na'er, save me!"
Na'er was also terribly scared at this moment, and hurriedly shrank back into Leon's embrace. She thought to herself: This Gu Yuena 3 is simply too absurd, right? I must never learn from her in the future.
[Leon: Gu Yuena 3 lost her memory. She mistook Tang Wulin for her father, and then kept following Tang Wulin around. This actually made Tang Wulin, who had just experienced the pain of Shrek's destruction, laugh out loud.]
[Shui Yue'er: Not to mention Tang Wulin, who could possibly keep a straight face at this?]
[Shui Bing'er: Whoever can keep a straight face is considered awesome!]
[Qian Yuhan: Even I couldn't keep a straight face this time. Shouting "Father" made both the Rakshasa God and me burst out laughing simultaneously. Fortunately, no one saw it. If an acquaintance saw it, they would definitely think I had gone crazy, laughing so happily together with the Rakshasa God.]
[Yu Luosha: Angel God, what do you mean by this, you bastard?]
[Yu Luosha: Is sitting and laughing with me, the Rakshasa God, making you lose so much face?]
[Qian Yuhan: Yes!]
[Yu Luosha: Fine, fine, fine! From now on, neither of us will pay any attention to the other!]
[Leon: Next, Tang Wulin brought Gu Yuena 3 and began heading towards the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well to find the hundred-thousand-year-old Qilong Tongtian Chrysanthemum to treat Gu Yuena 3's mental trauma and help her recover her memory.]
[Leon: However, once the Qilong Tongtian Chrysanthemum healed Gu Yuena 3's spiritual sea and Gu Yuena 3's memories instantly recovered in full, guess what happened again?]
[Leon: Because Gu Yuena 3 couldn't bear to leave Tang Wulin, even after recovering her memory, she still pretended to have amnesia and continued to stay by Tang Wulin's side.]
[Leon: Until the Abyss Monarch attacked and Tang Wulin was on the verge of death, Gu Yuena 3 was forced to use the power of the Silver Dragon King to save him, shattering her disguise completely, and only then did she painfully leave Tang Wulin.]
[Everyone:???]
Everyone in the Group Chat was even more dumbfounded this time.
No way?
This works too?
Big Sister, are you playing for real again?
[Number Nine: I really don't know what to say.]
[Dugu Yan: Melon, melon, melon!]
[Dugu Yan: Eating to my heart's content!]
[Bo Saixi: Gu Yuena, oh Gu Yuena, today's gossip of yours really let Yan Yan eat to her heart's content.]
[Tang Yuehua: Not to mention Yan Yan, I also ate to my heart's content!]
[Qian Renxue: I don't understand this part. Gu Yuena 3 actually pretended to have amnesia and stayed by Tang Wulin's side, unwilling to leave?]
[Ning Rongrong: What on earth was Gu Yuena 3 thinking?]
[Gu Yuena 3:???]
At this moment.
The two Gu Yuenas were even more infuriated.
"No way?"
"Are you getting addicted to calling him father, you bastard?"
"Today we'll definitely..."
"Wait!"
Gu Yuena 3's wisdom suddenly kicked in all at once.
[Gu Yuena 3: Impossible!]
[Gu Yuena 3: Leon, stop slandering me here! You are simply talking nonsense. I am the Silver Dragon King, Gu Yuena. Let alone an eighth-rank soul tool cannon, so what even if it's a twelfth-rank soul tool cannon?]
[Gu Yuena 3: Unless I voluntarily developed amnesia, it is fundamentally impossible for anyone to beat me into amnesia! This time it's purely defamation, 100% confirmed!]