**Chapter 152: Pervert, That's My Dish**
"Hey, I'm thirsty."
Just as Ai Nansi was grinding her teeth in hatred, with King remaining impassive, Yali slowly sat up and immediately asked for water.
"Awake?" King glanced at her, saying heartlessly, "No water."
"I heard all of your conversation just now."
Yali simply tidied her clothes, lightly tied her long hair, revealing a spirited and attractive face. She looked at Ai Nansi calmly, "Ai Nansi, you and I have known each other for over two years, why did you kidnap me?"
Ai Nansi snorted coldly, "Because you're a woman, and you have money." After speaking, she closed her mouth and said no more.
Yali's brows furrowed slightly, her beautiful eyes shifted, and her gaze landed on King, who was light as a floating cloud. She suddenly proposed, "King, marry into my family!"
"Huh?"
King was caught off guard. What kind of opening was this? A dating simulation game?
Yali's eyes sparkled, and she declared domineeringly, "You possess immense power, you are the strongest man. I possess the most brilliant mind, I am the most outstanding woman. The strongest genes should combine with the strongest genes. Only then can we produce stronger and more superior offspring."
Hmph, this is a believer in gene theory. What a pity, if she knew King's true situation, would she perhaps vomit blood?
King burst into laughter, "Sorry, I refuse. If our offspring were to inherit my brain and your physical attributes, wouldn't they be utterly useless?"
"King, are you joking?" Yali's beautiful eyes rippled with a strange light. "I told you, I heard everything you said just now. You were able to find this place within the short time I went missing, and combined with what Yamason described earlier, I know your mind is not simple either. Moreover, my physical attributes are not weak. I practice boxing year-round, and my strength is stronger than an average soldier. Thus, the worst-case scenario for our offspring would be to possess a brain as intelligent as yours plus physical attributes similar to mine. Such offspring would still be outstanding. This is a sure-win transaction."
"A transaction? You're treating having children as a business venture?" King was extremely puzzled.
Yali said as a matter of course, "For me, marriage and having children is a transaction. Only if it can generate enough benefits will I marry and have children. Otherwise, if it's a loss, I'd rather remain single my entire life."
King shook his head helplessly, "You and I are not people from the same world." *Hmm, I'm from Earth, where are you from?*
Yali said confidently, "I never believe there's a business deal that can't be made in this world. If a transaction cannot proceed, the only reason can be insufficient exchange of benefits. Besides, no one can refuse me, or rather, no one can refuse money. King, if you marry into my Yali Conglomerate, you'll be able to control the Yida Group, becoming one of the richest people in the world. Coupled with your unrivaled strength, perhaps we could create the world's number one great family clan."
"Not interested."
*Creating the world's number one great family clan? Is that more fun than playing games? What a joke.*
King lazily waved his hand to refuse. For someone accustomed to freedom and independence, all talk of power exchanges or money transactions were annoying mosquitoes that should just be swatted dead with a slap.
Yali stared intently at King, "Are you really not interested?"
King waved his hand, too lazy to even speak.
Yali said calmly, "Alright, the transaction is canceled." She paused, then added, "You have saved my life twice; I will find a way to repay you."
"No need."
Yali insisted, "No, this is a transaction. You put in the effort, so you should receive corresponding compensation."
"Sigh, whatever!"
*Women are indeed troublesome creatures. Saitama is much more fun; he's silly and carefree.*
Yali said with full confidence, "Don't worry, the compensation I give you will definitely satisfy you."
"…"
Thump thump!
Inside the dilapidated building, urgent footsteps were heard from upstairs. Child Emperor, Yamason, and others rushed up, staring dumbfounded at King, who was sitting calmly, Ai Nansi, who was still struggling, and Yali, who was composed and at ease.
King stretched lazily, "You guys are too slow."
Yali nodded, "Indeed, very slow. In this one hour or so, I've lost at least 300 million."
King: "…" *(This is the first time someone has stolen my thunder in front of me.)*
"Young lady."
Yamason's gaze briefly swept past King, then he excitedly rushed towards Yali, "It's great that you're alright!"
Yali's brows furrowed slightly, saying, "Steward Yamason, please calm down. The primary condition for doing business is calmness."
Yamason's expression tightened, and he smiled elegantly, "Yes, yes, the young lady's teaching is right. I lost my composure."
On the other side, Child Emperor and the others turned their gaze to Ai Nansi, who had already lost the will to resist.
"Romantic Killer?"
Child Emperor appeared to be asking a question, but he was actually confident, clearly having identified Ai Nansi as the legendary A-Class bounty criminal—Romantic Killer.
Ai Nansi had already calmed down, and she said coyly, "Little brother, don't talk nonsense. I'm just a weak woman, how could I be the murderous demon, Romantic Killer?"
This was an intelligent woman. Kidnapping someone at most meant jail time, but admitting to being Romantic Killer would definitely mean a death sentence.
Child Emperor pressed on, "Then why did you leave behind a bouquet of roses and handcuffs at the scene?"
Ai Nansi pouted, "Just playing around."
Child Emperor didn't mind, rubbing his chin and grinning, "Miss Ai Nansi, do you mind if I analyze your past?" His eyes narrowed as he spoke, "Once upon a time, there was a handsome young man who was taken in and kept by a rich woman. But the rich woman was a pervert, sexually abusing the handsome young man every day."
Puri-Puri Prisoner said disgustedly, "Indeed, a pervert."
Gunman's face was full of speechlessness: "…" *What right do you have to call someone else a pervert?*
Chain'n'toad, wearing a hood that concealed his expression, merely raised his middle finger subtly towards Puri-Puri Prisoner. *What did that signify?*
Child Emperor ignored Puri-Puri Prisoner and continued, "The rich woman's perverted behavior caused extreme psychological trauma to the handsome young man. Later, the handsome young man couldn't bear it anymore and killed the rich woman. Since then, he disappeared without a trace. I think he must have changed his name, even successfully changed his appearance and escaped the police's pursuit. He then used his outstanding knowledge to re-enter upper-class society, becoming the secretary to the world's only super-rich woman. Am I right, Ai Nansi?"
Ai Nansi said faintly, "I don't understand what you're talking about. Are you saying I'm the main character of your story? Sorry, I've been a woman since I was little."
Puri-Puri Prisoner's eyes suddenly lit up, staring at Ai Nansi like a wolf, a trickle of drool escaping his mouth. "Child Emperor, are you saying… he's a man?"
"Mm." Child Emperor nodded, "I suspect he's a pervert who underwent sex change surgery, plastic surgery, and breast augmentation surgery."
Ai Nansi's face turned ugly. She let out a light hmph and turned her head, "Guess whatever you want to guess."
Gunman stared with wide eyes and open mouth, "If Child Emperor is telling the truth, then he's also… too much of a pervert."
Chain'n'toad, wearing his hood, nodded slightly, and muttered, "Mm, pervert."
"Hahaha, perverts are good! Perverts are my dish!" Puri-Puri Prisoner was overjoyed, rubbed his hands together, making loud cracking sounds. "Child Emperor, hand him over to me! I'll lock him up in Self-Built Prison, ensuring he'll crave death and pray for it… Oh no, no, I'll make him wish he were dead, making him pay the price for the crimes he committed." He then moved forward to grope Ai Nansi a few times.
"What are you doing, you pervert, get away from me! I want to appeal, you are not police, you have no right to deal with me, I'm going to sue you!" Ai Nansi screamed.
Half a beat later, Puri-Puri Prisoner chuckled, pointing at Ai Nansi, and said righteously to Child Emperor, "Child Emperor, hand him over to me! I'll lock him up in Self-Built Prison, ensuring he'll crave death and pray for it… Oh no, no, I'll make him wish he were dead, making him pay the price for the crimes he committed."
"…"
His meaning was clear without words: Ai Nansi was indeed a man once, otherwise, he definitely wouldn't have taken an interest.
"Alright then, this is just a trivial matter, let's settle it like this!" Yali made the decision directly, then turned back to King and said, "King, are you really not planning to marry into my Yali Conglomerate?"
"Not interested."
*Whether Saitama is around or not (I can play games), life is boundless joy, surpassing even living as a god. Who has the time to play along with your marrying-into-the-family game?*
"Alright, goodbye."
Yali waved goodbye. Before leaving, she raised her hand to look at the watch on her wrist, her brows furrowed slightly. "Another twenty million lost."
King and the others: "…"
Yali left without any fuss. After bidding farewell, she decisively left with Yamason driving the car.
(end of chapter)
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