"Haha, not every team can afford Erling."
"Of course. Erling's a genius, so naturally, only a top club is fit for him!"
"Alf, trust me. With that Chinese owner around, Arsenal's future will be just as bright as any top club's."
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Arsenal's blockbuster announcement sent the entire fanbase into a frenzy.
Haaland, the super-talent that every major club in Europe had their eyes on, was snapped up by Arsenal for a hefty 55 million British pounds.
The fans sang the new owner's praises endlessly. After all, the Chinese boss was just too incredible.
Compared to the tight-fisted Kroenke, the new owner from China, Jin Ying, was unbelievably generous.
Even more unbelievable for many Arsenal fans was that the team's transfer activity wasn't over yet.
Argentinian forward Alvarez joined Arsenal for 15 million British pounds.
West Ham United's defensive midfielder, Rice, joined Arsenal for 50 million British pounds.
