How do you forge buns of steel?
Either by sitting for long enough—on a deathly hard seat, for example.
The longest hard-seat train journey on the Feilin Continent currently takes six days. It's the top choice for budget travelers. You spend the first hour dreaming of a wonderful trip, and the rest of the time steeped in regret.
Or you could try the patented Benz vehicle. It's all hard contact, no suspension, and to top it off, this stretch of land doesn't even have a road.
Pure bliss!
"So, so I added cushions to the seats. I, I used really good cotton," Benz stammered. He felt his hopes of finding an investor were about to be dashed yet again. "It helps alleviate some of the discomfort."
He was trying his best to salvage the situation.
"It might've been more convincing if your voice wasn't trembling," Zog teased. "Don't modern carriages have suspension systems?"
