The sun rose over a tense sea.
For once—
The ship was quiet.
No chaos. No fighting.
Which meant only one thing.
"…Something bad is about to happen."
MC sat on the railing, eating (absorbing) a random fish.
"…Breakfast acquired."
🚢 The Announcement
Heavy footsteps echoed.
Rocks D. Xebec stepped forward.
The crew instantly focused.
"We move."
No explanation.
No details.
Just those two words.
MC blinked.
"…That's it? No briefing? No map? No snacks?"
[Conclusion: This crew lacks basic management.]
"…Agreed."
🎯 The Target
A crew member shouted:
"Marine convoy ahead!"
MC leaned forward.
"…Convoy?"
On the horizon—
Warships.
Multiple.
And standing at the front ship—
Two figures.
Even from a distance, their presence was overwhelming.
Monkey D. Garp (younger, already a monster) Sengoku (calm… but terrifying)
MC slowly sat back down.
"…Nope."
"I want a refund."
😐 Reality Hits
MC (internally):"Okay okay think…"
"Those are PRIME Marines."
"And I just learned how to not die 5 minutes ago."
"…This is illegal."
💀 War Begins
Rocks smiled.
"Attack."
That was it.
No strategy.
No formation.
The entire crew exploded into action.
Kaido jumped first.
Big Mom followed, laughing.
Whitebeard stepped forward—
And the sea itself trembled.
MC watched all this.
"…These people don't believe in planning, do they?"
[Answer: No.]
"…Figures."
😂 MC Joins (Reluctantly)
MC sighed.
"…Fine."
"Let's go commit crimes."
He jumped—
Missed his footing—
And face-planted into the deck.
"…I meant to do that."
⚡ First Encounter
He landed on a Marine ship.
Right in front of a group of soldiers.
They froze.
He waved.
"Hi. I'm new here."
"…Should I introduce myself or start eating people?"
They screamed.
"…Okay that answers that."
🧪 Chaos Mode Activated
"Predator."
Weapons vanished.
Cannonballs disappeared mid-air.
Even part of the ship's railing got eaten.
MC blinked.
"…Wait I can eat OBJECTS too?"
[Confirmed.]
"…I am officially a problem."
🥶 Then… Silence
A shadow fell over him.
Heavy footsteps.
MC slowly turned.
Standing there—
Calm.
Massive.
Terrifying.
Monkey D. Garp
MC immediately straightened up.
"…Hello sir."
"…I can explain."
👊 Garp vs Slime
Garp cracked his fist.
"You're with Rocks."
"…Technically internship."
"Doesn't matter."
Punch.
Fast.
Clean.
Direct.
MC didn't even see it—
BOOM!
He got obliterated across the ship.
🌊 Mid-Air Thoughts (Again)
"…Why do I keep flying like this?"
[Notice: Extreme impact detected]
"…Yeah no kidding."
🧠 Adaptation Kicks In
[Analyzing target: Monkey D. Garp][Warning: High-level Haki detected]
MC blinked.
"…Haki?"
"…Oh no."
😈 Back for Round 2
He reformed again.
Walked back.
Cracked his neck (for no reason).
"Okay old man."
"Round 2."
Garp smiled slightly.
"Good."
⚡ This Time…
Garp punched again—
But this time—
MC didn't completely explode.
He bent.
Stretched.
Absorbed part of the force.
Then got launched anyway.
"…Progress!"
👁️ Big Observation
[Conclusion: Target uses unknown energy (Haki)][Adaptation in progress…]
MC grinned mid-air.
"…Oh this is gonna be broken."
🧨 Meanwhile…
In the distance—
Rocks D. Xebec clashed with the strongest Marines.
The sky split.
The sea roared.
This wasn't a battle.
This was a disaster.
😄 Back to MC
He landed again.
Walked back again.
Pointed at Garp.
"Quick question."
Garp raised an eyebrow.
"If I survive… do I get a promotion?"
Silence.
Then—
Garp laughed.
"Kid… survive first."