—One Month into reincarnation—
(MC POV)
So I was born. Not much to talk about really. Unpleasant experience to say the least. But if you must know I actually gained consciousness while still in the womb.
The womb was actually kind of nice. You could say I was as snug as a bug in a rug. Until the birthing happened.
Long story short I felt like a cave diver. Took ages, got stuck a couple times, umbilical cord nearly strangled me, you know? Typical things I wanted to experience in life. It hurt a lot to be honest and now I'll never want to hurt a baby for crying while born.
Overall -10/10 experience, could've been better. Breathing air again felt nice though, I actually fell asleep immediately after opening my eyes and realising that the lights were too much for me. Yes I cried. No I am not lazy at all and my falling asleep should actually be considered an achievement in of itself.
Funny thing is I woke up very much cold and very much abandoned on a door step. Got found pretty quick though, a little cry was more than enough to get the orphanage workers to find me and the stack of cash next to me (cha-ching!).
Being a baby is definitely one of the things of all time. Wouldn't recommend. First of all I can't move, all I do is spasm randomly (guess I gotta wait a little before that). Second of all I piss and shit myself constantly. Third of all my body affects my mind and clearly it's not very helpful.
I've caught myself genuinely crying for no reason at all. Apparently babies do so for the love of the game. My only pass time is trying to manifest a time skip but unfortunately it seems to not be working.
I am however semi fluent in what I believe to be Japanese now and my thoughts have converted to Japanese now too. No idea how it happened. Maybe because I haven't unlocked my photographic memory or heightened intelligence but don't worry I can still speak English my other life's native tongue! That's gonna really help since it's probably taught here.
Heh… I'm gonna live the good life soon.
But definitely not now. I just uhh. I may have pooped a little.
"WAAAHHHHHH!!"
My deepest apologies to you my bum wipers. Damn I forgot their names again.
—6 months later—
I have officially gained the ability to crawl! After gaining the ability so somewhat move my limbs 3 months back I can now do something! Haha! My genius surprises even m-
Oops.
I peed myself…
"WAAAHHHHHH!"
—1 year into life—
I'm still subjected to wear diapers. It's a bit unfair really. I learned to walk a month ago and although I mainly crawl. I will walk if I need to go to the toilet and relieve myself I'm not just being lazy or anything.
Speak of the devil…
…sigh
Let's waddle towards the bathroom now.
Upon reaching the bathroom I realised the door was open!
'Heh now is my time to shine, I AM A BIG BOY I SWEAR' I thought while clenching my fists.
Slowly wobbling and definitely not tripping, I made my way towards the seat.
'Were these always so big? Wait a minute there's no booster how am I meant- No.'
That's right… I had failed my esteemed mission of using the toilet and now I wallow in my misery and my own piss.
A/N: this is his tragic backstory… how pitiful. I gotta think of a Japanese name now… can't be that hard right?