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Chapter 2 - Chapter 2: The Fish in the Cat’s Mouth

LI YU WAS DELIGHTED. So there was someone who didn't kiss up to

Master Cat!

If a cat's intellect could be compared to that of a two-year-old, then

this large white cat was a spoiled child. No one had ever denied it anything.

It had always gotten anything and everything it wanted. How dare this

person presume to stand in the cat's way when it had a fish in its mouth!

The white cat spun on the spot a couple of times, deciding it would

demonstrate just who the real master was here. With the fish held firmly in

its jaws, it pounced on the young man's shins.

THWACK!!!

The white cat pounced so hard that, even trapped inside its mouth, Li

Yu could feel its muscles tense up. But its target didn't even flinch.

Yowling, the cat bounced off the young man's firm legs. Li Yu felt its jaws

loosen around him with a rush of elation, and rolled out of its mouth and

onto the floor. Luckily, Master Cat wasn't very far from the ground, so the

impact wasn't too harsh.

The white cat froze. Letting out a "meow," it readied itself to

recapture its prey. Li Yu had only just managed to escape the cat's mouth—

how could he let it snatch him up again? Desperate, he flapped his tail

wildly and leaped into the air…only to leap so far that his tail slapped the

cat right in the mouth with a resounding smack!

Li Yu was speechless. So was the white cat.

No way! All he wanted was to escape! How did he manage to

accidentally slap the cat instead?! If fish could sweat, Li Yu would have

been sweating bullets. As a fish that dared to slap a cat in the face, wasn't

he asking to be eaten immediately?

With its fur standing on end from the sudden slap, the white cat

raised one heavy paw and pressed it down on Li Yu's body. To the little fish, the cat's sharp claws might as well have been made of steel. Li Yu

continued to struggle. Ow, don't press on my head! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!

As a fish that dared make such a scene in front of a cat, it was a

wonder he hadn't been swallowed already. Was his illustrious life really

about to come to an end in a cat's mouth? Under the cat's paw, Li Yu's body

hurt all over. He went limp from the pain, but unwilling to accept his fate,

the tip of his tail still trembled.

It was then that he saw a pair of pitch-black, cloud-patterned boots

slowly approaching. When the white cat caught him the second time, the

youth in the luxurious robes noticed the commotion too.

Li Yu wasn't sure if he was imagining things now that his death was

imminent, but he thought the young man had glanced over in his direction,

just briefly.

But how was that possible? Neither Gao-gonggong nor Xiaolinzi

deigned to spare him an extra glance. Just the briefest look at his opulent

robes was enough for Li Yu to see that this youth was someone of status.

Was it really possible someone like that would notice a little fish like him?

Li Yu's reserves of energy were almost depleted, and he could hardly

lift his tail anymore. He laid there quietly, channeling the last of his strength

into just taking breath after difficult breath. Fish couldn't stay out of water

for too long. Nor could they bear being bitten or clawed at by a cat. Poor Li

Yu had managed to check both boxes.

With a swish of his robes, the youth crouched down. Li Yu watched

his handsome face grow larger and larger as it drew closer and closer…

This face was handsome in the extreme, but as cold and beautiful as

icy frost. The hair at his temples was so neatly arranged that it could have

been cut by a knife, and he had eyes like cold stars, skin as pale as jade, red

lips, and snowy white teeth. If Song Yu or Pan An4

were still alive, he

probably could have given them a run for their money.

Li Yu's vocabulary was quite limited when it came to compliments,

so his brain very quickly ran out of words. Back when he was still human,

he had been very confident in his own appearance and thought he was

rather good-looking. Did the heavens know he was close to death and deliberately arrange for him to meet a more beautiful, ethereal man just so

he could die with jealousy in his heart?

Whether you were a fish or a person, being close to death really

brought out your honesty. Okay, fine. It was true, he was a little jealous.

Experiencing the phenomenon known as terminal lucidity, Li Yu's

brain started to spiral into nonsense. Next to his ear, the large white cat

meowed extremely unhappily—and all of a sudden, the pressure on his

body disappeared, and the sharp claws that had held him down so tightly

were gone!

Li Yu couldn't believe his luck. He tried moving his fish body. The

pain was still intense, but…he really could move. What happened? Why

would the white cat let him go for no reason? Li Yu looked up slightly and

saw the cat rising up into the air! The youth in the opulent robes had picked

it up roughly by the scruff of its neck.

Although this was a rather burly cat, it was obviously an expensive

breed, with its pure snow-white fur and eyes like clear blue sapphires. Most

people would at least pity this soft white fluffball and treat it tenderly, even

if they didn't care for the noble consort. But this youth's expression was

indifferent, with absolutely no regard for the cat at all.

Li Yu didn't understand what was happening. But what was most

important here was that there was a sliver of hope for his life as a fish.

Thank the heavens, and thank this beautiful man!!

Having been dragged away from both the fish and the floor by force,

the cat let out a furious, shrill yowl, its claws slashing wildly in the air.

Perhaps this would have been enough to intimidate anyone else—but the

tall young man was unimpressed.

Xiaolinzi, who had belatedly rushed to the scene, immediately fell to

his knees upon witnessing all this. Li Yu couldn't help feeling shocked

through his haze of pain. What was Xiaolinzi doing? There was no way he

was kneeling because he wanted to save an ingredient, right?

Reality soon proved him wrong: Xiaolinzi was kneeling before the

finely dressed youth. Kowtowing, he stumbled over his words. "Prince Jing,

th-this is the noble consort's precious Master Cat, please have mercy…"

Li Yu was stunned. This youth was a prince? Prince Jing?

Hearing "noble consort" or "gonggong" had been one thing, but why

did "Prince Jing" sound so familiar? But the thought only crossed his mind

for a second. Li Yu had more important things to worry about; his fish life

was still in danger.

The extravagantly dressed youth, Prince Jing, scoffed. His dark eyes

swept across Xiaolinzi, but he made no move to release the cat.

The white cat had been yowling vigorously, but it seemed to have

exhausted itself, its cries getting quieter and quieter. Prince Jing, exuding a

commanding air, ignored it. Xiaolinzi remained kneeling on the ground,

more and more sweat collecting on his forehead.

Li Yu was still lying on the ground. He was extremely grateful that

this Prince Jing saved him from the large white feline bully, but could

someone pay attention to him and put him back in the water? He was about

to turn into a dead fish!

What to do… Li Yu wearily curled his tail, but no one could hear his

thoughts.

"Your Highness, Your Highness… Wait for this old servant, I'm

coming!" Another unfamiliar figure came running from the distance,

hollering and yelling. It was an older eunuch. He came to a stop in between

Prince Jing and Xiaolinzi, then took a huge gulp of air. This was Prince

Jing's personal servant, Wang Xi.

"Wang Xi-gonggong, you're here!" Xiaolinzi's eyes brightened,

thinking his savior had arrived. He hurried to bow as he said, "Please,

please help me ask Prince Jing for forgiveness…"

"Forgiveness?" Wang Xi had finally caught his breath. He glanced

carefully at Prince Jing's expression before shooting a fierce glare at

Xiaolinzi. "This cat was the one that jumped at His Highness. Are you

saying His Highness can't punish it?"

Xiaolinzi felt the world spin. He whimpered, "That's the noble

consort's prized Master Cat…"

Wang Xi had already recognized the white cat, but as soon as

Xiaolinzi brought it up, his rage shot through the roof. "It's just a cat! How dare it try to act like a master in front of His Highness!" he spat.

"W-Wang-gonggong…" Xiaolinzi had a sinking feeling he had

misspoken and hurriedly slapped a hand over his mouth. While the noble

consort's cat was essentially half a master compared to servants like him, it

was nothing in front of descendants of the dragon!

Indignant with fury, Wang Xi spat on Xiaolinzi and cursed him out.

Xiaolinzi trembled all over, head lowered, and was even more afraid to

speak than before. After he was done with his tirade, Wang Xi turned back

to look at Prince Jing. The prince's icy eyes moved slightly, and Wang Xi

immediately understood.

Holding his hands up daintily, he turned around and loudly yelled,

"This cat has offended His Highness, and His Highness is disciplining it a

little. Why are you getting so worked up?"

Since the cat in Prince Jing's hand had failed in its attempts to

intimidate him, its temper had more or less subsided. It seemed to realize it

had hit a brick wall and settled on sticking out its pink tongue and mewling

pitifully.

Most people's hearts would've softened at this point. But Prince Jing

was not most people. He waited until the white cat stopped meowing and

demurely lowered its head and then casually tossed it at Xiaolinzi.

Cats didn't fear heights. It soared from Prince Jing's hands and

eagerly threw itself straight into Xiaolinzi's arms. Xiaolinzi barely had any

meat on his bones, and he nearly coughed up blood when the cat collided

with his chest.

Wang Xi coughed lightly. "His Highness is evidently in a good mood

today, as he only reprimanded it a little. You'd better keep an eye on it,

though. Should there be a next time… Hmph, I've lived to this age, and I

have never seen anyone dare to anger His Highness twice."

"This servant understands!" Xiaolinzi kowtowed several times in a

row.

Prince Jing waved a hand carelessly. Wang Xi spat at Xiaolinzi again

and followed behind the prince.

Wait, they were going to leave? Just like that?

Li Yu had waited so eagerly for so long, but this Prince Jing, who had

saved him and even spared him an extra glance, didn't seem to have any

intention of helping him further.

Escaping from the jaws of the cat had already taken everything Li Yu

had. Since no one could understand him, all he could do was muster up the

last of his strength to curl his tail. His fish tail struck the floor lightly. Once,

twice. His plea for help was so weak and pitiful, it was practically

inaudible. It was enough to make anyone lose hope. But each time Li Yu

wanted to give up, he pushed himself to keep going. Perhaps if he

persevered, there would be a miracle.

There wasn't.

He kept swishing his tail until he couldn't lift it anymore. The boots

that had once saved him didn't stop for him again. Li Yu gradually lost

consciousness, his tail falling still. The air settled around him.

Prince Jing was already several meters away when he suddenly

paused and turned around. A hint of confusion flashed across his cold eyes.

"Your Highness, wh-what's wrong?" Wang Xi also looked around,

perplexed. Xiaolinzi had already run off with the white cat. There was no

one else here.

Brow furrowed, Prince Jing made a shushing motion and walked

back, Wang Xi following a few steps behind. The prince's attention was

focused on the ground below his feet—he seemed to be looking for

something. He soon arrived back at the spot where he had stopped before.

Suddenly, he paused and crouched down.

"Your Highness, please don't trouble yourself. What do you need?

Let this servant do it instead!" Wang Xi clamored to stop Prince Jing, but

the prince took no notice. He stubbornly pulled Wang Xi aside and picked

something up from the ground with his own hands…

A palm-sized fish, to be exact. A fish that had been clamped between

the jaws of a cat and was now covered with wounds.

"Your Highness, this…" Wang Xi trailed off uncertainly. Isn't this a

very ordinary carp? Why did Your Highness come back for this fish?

This was the first time he'd ever been unsure he could understand His

Highness.

Prince Jing hesitated for a moment. He reached out and touched the

limp fish tail with his finger. The tail flopped against the floor lightly,

weakly. Prince Jing's expression darkened. But the way he held the fish was

exceedingly gentle.

"Your Highness! Your Highness, please let me!" Wang Xi spread his

arms.

Prince Jing shook his head, holding the fish himself, and headed

straight for the nearest garden. A dazed and uncomfortable Li Yu felt a long-

awaited warmth. He could have sworn it was blankets and a pillow.

Sob sob sob, life as a fish was much too hard. But if he was going to

die and turn back into a human, perhaps all this suffering would be worth it.

Li Yu was already celebrating on the inside when he heard the sound

of the system: ‹Congratulations, user, the first part of the 'Moe Pet System'

main quest, 'Tyrant's Priceless Pet Fish—First Meeting with the Tyrant,'

has been completed.›

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