Disclaimer: I do not own the anime/manga "Naruto" or "Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)," and the only thing I own is this alternate/side story that I wrote for fun.
Dragon Magnet
Part 1: What Do You Want?
"Speaking"
"Thinking"
"Rasengan!" Attacks / Abilities / Chakra / Jutsu / Ki / Magic / Techniques
Reading / News / Intercoms
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A man with exotic spiky black hair and striking dark eyes like coal slowly awoke as the first rays of sunlight touched his face.
"Another day you open your eyes and don't die, Naruto..."
The man (18?) known as 'Naruto' has a medium-tan complexion and stands 6'5" (1.96m) tall; he has a large, muscular build. He has spiky black hair with a striking gray sheen, along with two strands that frame his face and coal-black eyes. His attire consists of a black full-body spandex suit, over which he wears a cape (covering his entire body) and a hood (covering part of his face), also all black. Finally, he wears a pair of gray gloves and navy blue combat boots with orange laces.
Our beloved protagonist was depressed because he still hadn't kicked the bucket and possibly never would, due to the curse placed upon him so long ago... that damned witch.
But there was something that brightened his day no matter how sad he was, and that was the following:
"Thanks to the person who invented ramen in..." "This world, Dattebayo!"
The spiky-black-haired man was about to begin enjoying his favorite meal when he suddenly stopped dead in his tracks, confronted by a non-human presence that had invaded his territory. Without wasting a moment, he appeared at his front door and opened it before the intruder could react.
"What are you doing here, dragon?" Naruto asked coldly as he looked at the 'enormous' flying reptile, now transformed into a rather small human version compared to its original size. "Is this a transformation ability...?" he frowned, realizing that this creature was dangerous if it tried to infiltrate human society, as humans would have no countermeasure against such an ability from this fire-breathing lizard.
The humanoid dragon shuddered at the tone and gaze of the man who had defeated her with such ease that she initially felt it was such a humiliation that she would rather die than live. But for some reason, they had let her live, and she wanted to know why... she wouldn't leave until she had a... an answer that would satisfy her.
"H-Hello, N-Naruto-san-"
"What do you want?" He asked curtly, seeing no need to prolong the conversation, but he also noticed something else about the lizard that caused one of his eyebrows to rise with a certain curiosity. "Her energy is different than the first time..."
The dragon from the Chaos faction was sweating bullets under the enormous pressure caused by the mere presence of the person in front of her. Such was his presence that it made her feel like a defenseless child facing something she couldn't explain with words.
"I-I... I-I-"
In the end, nothing came out of her mouth because she inexplicably collapsed to the ground.
"Damn it... Why do these things happen to me?" Naruto asked no one in particular upon seeing this unexpected event. "You stupid soft heart, Naruto... one day I'll really mess this up..." He muttered with a He sighed wearily, seeing that the dangerous creature's body was wounded by the single blow he had landed, and this filled him with guilt.
Without further ado, our beloved protagonist bent down and cradled the unconscious humanoid dragon's body in a bridal-style embrace. He then re-entered his home and walked to his room, where he placed his now-guest on the bed. His hands glowed green, causing her to open her eyes with a start.
"Stay still, I'm going to heal you," Naruto ordered, seeing the dragon's body instinctively tense and her fearful gaze meet his eyes. "Damn it... I haven't seen breasts this big since Tsunade-baachan or Hinata-chan," he thought, bewildered, his eyes darting across the young woman's enormous chest. Luckily, she didn't notice.
The humanoid dragon obeyed, and almost a second later, she felt her wound (to her astonishment) heal instantly, even faster than her magic, which made her... She fearfully asked who this human was... no, this being standing before her. It wasn't a deity because she didn't sense any divine energy emanating from it, but there was something about it that unsettled her. So, what was it? She didn't know, and she was afraid to find out.
"Ilulu, right?"
The girl known as 'Ilulu' (Nickname: 'Iruru') has fair skin and stands 1.50m (4'11") tall; her body is voluptuous, with her large breasts being particularly prominent. She has salmon-pink hair and pink eyes. Her attire consists of a black cloak with fur trim. Underneath, she wears a black thong with a matching bra. Her measurements are B130/W55/H70 (bust, waist, hips, respectively). Despite being in her human form, her dragon arms and horns are visible, demonstrating that she doesn't have good control over this form.
The girl nodded, surprised that this man remembered her name, and she couldn't help but be flooded with fresh memories:
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Flashback
An enormous dragon (Ukrainian Ironbelly). Its skin/scales are magenta with a metallic sheen, and its eyes are pink. It is a bipedal, metallic gray race with a large wingspan, long claws, and rough scales. It is the largest dragon race, reaching up to six tons, and its eyes are a deep red/pink.
"A beautiful city. And smiling people... Nothing more is needed to enjoy destruction!"
Without further ado, it opened its mouth to unleash a powerful fire attack that would destroy a large part of the city and turn its inhabitants to ashes... just imagining their screams of horror and fear excited it. A spectacle worthy of a powerful being like itself.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you, flying lizard."
The dragon immediately stopped its attack upon hearing those words. For a moment, it thought it had misheard or imagined things... but no, a human had dared to speak to it and interrupt its enjoyment. Unacceptable. Unacceptable!
"How dare you interrupt me, human? Can't you see you're standing before the Great and Mighty Ilulu?"
Naruto ignored the nonsense of the enormous fire-breathing lizard. He was standing only a few meters away from her and showed not a hint of fear or instinct to defend himself.
"I'll give you just one warning. If you don't go back the way you came, I'll—"
"Blah, blah, blah... What will you do, weak human? Cry and beg me until I die of boredom?"
She noticed the spiky-black-haired 'human's' gaze darken slightly and couldn't help but smile mockingly, seeing that she had provoked something in him. She decided to torture him personally and continue to enjoy his suffering.
"I'll kick your ass."
Ilulu's eyes widened as the 'human' appeared before her with a speed that left her speechless. Without thinking, she charged a powerful fire attack and unleashed it, intending to pulverize this threat into oblivion.
"D-DIE!"
To the dragon's horror, the human... no... this being emerged unscathed from her fire attack (How did he do it? Not even she knew), and she even saw an amused smile on his lips.
"My turn."
She didn't know what happened, but almost in the blink of an eye, Ilulu was on the ground, completely aching from a blow to her back that prevented her from moving to defend herself against another attack... one that could even kill her. And for this reason, for the first time in her life, she felt the fear of dying.
"Oh? You survived one of my blows?"
The dragon opened her eyes with difficulty and saw the unknown being standing before her, which froze her in place, making her not move for anything in the world.
"You're strong."
Ilulu had expected anything but a compliment from this... thing with a human appearance.
"Naruto, that's me. Remember that, dragon... by the way, don't you ever try to attack another human again, or I'll kill you myself."
Then, without another word, she watched as the man who had kicked her butt left without finishing the job, which was a relief, but also a total humiliation for a creature as proud as she was, and obviously it angered her to the point of wanting to try to kill him again... but two things kept her in check: her wound and the warning that she would die for this 'Naruto'.
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Humans were very, very lucky to have this guy to protect them... without another word, she fainted, and her world went black.
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End of Flashback
"D-Do you know my name...?" Ilulu asked almost in a whisper when she regained consciousness. She tried to look at the man who healed her, but couldn't, and instead stared at his hands.
Our dear protagonist nodded.
"Yes," Naruto replied. "The Great and Mighty Ilulu?" he said, emphasizing it with a proud voice, trying to mimic a certain flying lizard.
The salmon-pink-haired girl couldn't help but blush with embarrassment at the memory.
"I'm sorry..." Ilulu murmured, her head bowed. She wished the ground would swallow her whole because of this strange feeling, one she was completely unaware of.
The spiky-black-haired man stared at her for a few seconds before sighing wearily.
"Would you like something to eat?" Naruto asked once he'd set aside his anger toward this humanoid dragon, who, in his eyes, posed no threat.
The pink-eyed girl was about to say no, but her stomach betrayed her with a loud growl.
"I'll take that as a yes," Naruto concluded with a small smile as he stood up.
The humanoid dragon blushed with embarrassment for the second time in her life, something she wouldn't realize would happen very often thanks to a certain former shinobi.
"Do you like pork?"
The salmon-pink-haired girl's eyes sparkled, and she quickly nodded enthusiastically.
"Y-Yes!"
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100 bowls of ramen later, Naruto was very depressed because something had happened that left him speechless and in shock.
"My ramen..."
Ilulu had eaten all of his ramen stash, which caused the former shinobi to panic.
"Impossible... IMPOSSIBLE! She eats more than Hinata-chan...?"
The Chaos faction dragon burped vulgarly, and at the same time I stroked her swollen stomach with satisfaction.
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End of Part 1
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Uploaded: 03/11/26
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Omake 1
Naruto wore a smug smile as he placed the card that would guarantee him victory on the table.
"I won."
Ilulu was enveloped in a depressed aura as she realized she would have to draw four more cards from the deck on the table.
"...I don't like this game."
The man with spiky black hair took a little pity on the dragon and extended his right hand to pat her head, intending to cheer her up.
"Relax, Ilulu. You were close. Maybe you can beat me next time."
Ilulu's depressed expression transformed into a renewed one.
"Alright, Naruto-san! I challenge you to another rematch! If I win, you'll give me a baby!"
Once again, the cabin filled with laughter and shouts from the two occupants, who continued playing several more games until the sun dipped below the horizon. They had no choice but to get up, have dinner, and then go to bed.
The days Ilulu spent at Naruto's house (now also her home) were the happiest of her life, and she hoped they would last forever. She was even already thinking about starting a family with a certain man.
End of Omake 1