As soon as Chen Shi said that.
The Dragon Country stream exploded :
[Holy shit! Is Brother Chen's face made of bulletproof armor?!]
[Just escaped from a dog's mouth, and he starts horny posting immediately?!]
[His balls are too big! Telling an S-rank ghost who kills without blinking that he'll offer his body?
Is he not afraid of being sucked dry?!]
[Worthy of an ace Relationship Coach! This timing and technique are god-tier!]
[Where are the people who said Relationship Coach is a useless job compared to mercenaries?]
[Step out!]
[Can your special forces make a female ghost blush?!]
[Your mercenaries are just a pile of minced meat now!]
[Micro-expression expert here:
Avoiding eye contact, saying one thing but meaning another.]
[Mouth says pervert, but uses energy to clean him up.]
[She even checked for injuries carefully.]
[Brothers, the conclusion is obvious—this ghost is a pure tsundere!]
[Too strong. Others are playing survival horror,
Brother Chen is playing a dating sim!]
[Learned it. Next time I meet a female ghost in a horror game, I'll do the same. (The End)]
Foreign comments had completely collapsed into cognitive chaos.
[No! Impossible! How can an S-rank anomaly have such human reactions?!]
[Hallucination! Broadcast glitch! A cold-blooded manor cleaner blushing?!]
[She definitely didn't understand what he meant!]
[Next second that scythe will cut his neck! Absolutely!]
[Why were our awakened special forces dismembered?]
[But this glib Dragon Country bastard is fine?!]
[Rigged game! Protest!]
[Kill him! Do it now!]
Annie's face turned visibly red.
She raised her hand abruptly.
Slap.
She slapped Chen Shi.
Not hard.
No ghostly power used.
But it stunned Chen Shi.
Annie turned quickly.
Walking toward the cafeteria without looking back.
Her cold voice drifted down the corridor:
"Next time you talk nonsense... I'll chop you!"
Watching her slightly flustered back.
Ding.
A sound in Chen Shi's mind.
[Hint: Annie Affection +5. Current Affection: 10.]
[Unlocked Basic Annie Profile. Viewable at any time.]
[Host triggered hidden behavior.
Reward: Teleport Card *1 (Consumable. Teleport anywhere within 500 meters, ignoring terrain).]
[Extra Reward: All Stats +50%.]
Chen Shi's eyes lit up.
Teleport Card!
In this manor full of dead ends and instant-kill rules.
This was literally an extra life.
An absolute trump card!
Immediately.
A scorching heat swept through his body.
Fatigue vanished.
Senses became extremely sharp.
Limbs filled with power.
The +50% stats boost was instant.
He looked down.
Subconsciously touching himself through his pants.
"Holy shit..."
Chen Shi was shocked.
He clearly felt that part had grown a size along with his stats.
Nun sister is really nutritious!
This soft rice is a super tonic!
Beside him.
Elena finally recovered.
Crawling up from the floor.
She dusted herself off.
Limping to Chen Shi.
Looking at him like he was a monster:
"You... are you a succubus?"
Chen Shi puffed out his chest.
"Wrong. This is called Anomaly Special Attack!"
Elena looked at his righteous face.
Suddenly her eyes flashed.
She leaned in a half-step.
Her cheeks flushed.
Hands twisting the hem of her clothes.
Acting shy and weak:
"Actually... I was attracted to you just now too."
Chen Shi's eyelid twitched.
He reached out.
Clamping his hand over Elena's mouth tight.
Glaring at her:
"Stop! I am loyal to my nun sister!"
"Demon, do not corrupt my justice heart!"
Meanwhile.
Around the corner of the cafeteria corridor.
Annie, who had supposedly "left".
Was standing quietly against the wall.
Just now, hearing Elena's coquettish confession.
Cold light surged in Annie's eyes.
The scythe in her hand had half-materialized.
Ready to go out and cut that woman's tongue off.
But then.
Chen Shi's loud "I am loyal" drifted over.
Annie's half-formed scythe vanished.
She looked down at her toes—though blocked by her massive peaks.
Her pale mouth curved into an smile.
"Little pervert..."
Dragon Country stream:
[Holy shit, Elena's adjustment speed is insane! Worthy of a veteran!]
[Laughing to death. Brother Chen's 'loyal' was a kill shot!]
[Who said Brother Chen is a playboy? This is clearly a pure-hearted college boy!]
[Who cares about foreign blondes, Brother Chen only has feelings for the nun sister!]
Just then.
A cold mechanical voice echoed through the horror world.
And exploded in the ears of everyone in Dragon Country:
[Global Announcement:
Dragon Country Chosen Chen Shi killed Eagle Country Level 1 Awakened Jack!]
[Settlement Start.]
[Dragon Country Reward: National Constitution +50%!]
[Dragon Country Luck +5%!]
[Overall Technology Level +5%!]
[Territory Expansion +5%!]
Foreign comments broke down completely.
Screen filled with garbled text and curses:
[Cheating! He didn't even touch him, why does it count as his kill?!]
[Eagle Country's awakened killed by a normal person? Rigged!]
[Unfair! Rematch! Punish Dragon Country!]
Golden light bloomed on the screen.
Dragon Country Horror Countermeasures Command Room.
Bang!
The Supreme Commander stood up.
Knocking over his thermos.
Scalding tea spilled everywhere.
But he didn't notice.
Staring dead at the big screen.
"A normal person without awakening killed a Level 1 Awakened?"
The staff officer beside him gasped.
Voice trembling.
"Doesn't matter what method he used. A win is a win!"
The Commander's face was red.
Slapping the table hard.
"Well done! This kid is risking his life for Dragon Country's future!"
He turned his head.
Barking orders:
"Immediately approve a top-security villa for him in the Capital Military District!"
"List all direct relatives as National Special Protection targets!"
"Funds, medical care, treatment—all top spec!"
"Yes sir!"
The signal officer shouted.
At the same time.
The entire Dragon Country boiled over.
In streets and alleys.
Countless people felt their bodies lighten.
Years of chronic illness healed instantly.
In research institutes.
Scientists stuck for years suddenly had breakthroughs.
On the border.
Mountain ranges extended out of thin air, creating vast fertile land.
In the stream.
Golden comments covered everything.
Drowning out the foreign sourness:
[Holy crap! I'm sixty and I just did five pushups! Constitution really increased!]
[Brother Chen is a god! Brother Chen forever!]
[Light of Dragon Country! Carving a bloody path out of a dead end!]
[So proud! Kill all those foreign bastards!]
[Brother Chen, eat that soft rice with peace of mind! The country has your back!]
...
Outside the men's room.
Chen Shi heard the announcement in his head.
He released his hand from Elena's mouth.
"Let's go."
Chen Shi adjusted his collar.
Striding toward the cafeteria hall.
"Dinner time."
Elena stared at Chen Shi's back.
Gritting her teeth.
Feeling unconvinced.
Since childhood, men chasing her could line up for blocks.
After clearing the last dungeon.
She was hailed as the National Goddess!
And this guy had zero interest?
Wouldn't even play along?
Just covered her mouth?
Because of that female ghost with a great body?
She thought angrily.
But her gaze moved down uncontrollably.
Landing on Chen Shi's exceptionally tight and perky ass as he walked.
Gulp.
Elena swallowed saliva.
A trace of crystal liquid leaked from her mouth.
She snapped out of it.
Cheeks burning hot.
She wiped the drool.
Hurrying to catch up.