Years passed, and the seasons changed.
Today was once again the recruitment day for Shrek Academy. Du Feng arrived early and stood at the entrance, waiting for the new applicants.
Ever since Du Feng had joined the academy, Shrek had not accepted any new students for several years. Based on the timeline, Du Feng had already deduced that this year should be the year when Tang San and Xiao Wu arrived at Shrek Academy.
He couldn't help but feel excited.
After all, Tang San was the chosen one of this world. Du Feng was practically waiting for Tang San to carry him to greater heights.
Sure enough, just like in the original story, a few clueless parents soon started causing trouble at the entrance.
However, once Du Feng and Dai Mubai released their spirit rings—six rings in total, four yellow and two purple—their Soul Master cultivation was immediately revealed.
Even the arrogant parent, whose son was only a Great Soul Master, instantly lost his courage and fled in embarrassment.
Afterward, Li Yusong explained the academy's admission rules and displayed his Soul Emperor cultivation.
Most of the remaining parents could only sigh and leave with their children, their faces filled with regret.
However, none of them dared to cause trouble.
After all, in the world of Soul Masters, strength determined everything. A Soul Emperor was not someone ordinary people could afford to offend.
Suddenly, Li Yusong let out a soft exclamation as he looked at the girl standing before him with a surprised and uncertain expression.
"Excuse me… have I passed the preliminary test?" the girl asked calmly.
Li Yusong frowned slightly.
"Does your family know you're here?"
The girl didn't answer directly.
"As long as I meet the academy's requirements, you shouldn't refuse me, right?"
Li Yusong hesitated for a moment before turning to Dai Mubai.
"Mubai, take her inside."
Standing nearby, Du Feng immediately recognized the girl.
The Little Witch—Ning Rongrong.
Not long after, another pair approached Li Yusong.
A boy dressed in light blue, and a girl in a pink dress.
What stood out most about the girl was her long scorpion braid, which extended all the way down past her calves.
The moment Du Feng saw them, he instantly recognized them.
Tang San and Xiao Wu.
During the age test, Li Yusong examined Xiao Wu's bones and confirmed that both she and Tang San met the age requirement.
Du Feng couldn't help thinking to himself:
Xiao Wu can pass the age test? She's older than everyone here combined.
I really wonder how the whole soul beast reincarnation system works… starting cultivation again as a human.
When Li Yusong asked them to release their martial souls, Xiao Wu's spirit appeared first.
A pair of rabbit ears popped out, and soft white fur grew along her hands.
Du Feng almost burst out laughing.
Isn't this basically a rabbit-eared girl from my previous world?
When Tang San revealed his martial soul—Blue Silver Grass—Li Yusong exclaimed in surprise.
"Blue Silver Grass? How could Blue Silver Grass cultivate this quickly?"
Du Feng inwardly scoffed.
You call this fast?
Just wait until he becomes a Title Douluo in his twenties… and then ascends to godhood. That's when you'll see what real speed looks like.
Tang San replied calmly,
"Didn't you say the academy only accepts monsters? I suppose that means I count as one."
At that moment, Du Feng noticed Dai Mubai beside him staring intently behind Tang San.
Following his gaze, Du Feng looked over—
And nearly choked.
A baby face… with enormous curves.
There was no doubt about it.
This was Dai Mubai's future wife—Zhu Zhuqing.
Looks like Mubai's legendary "wife-chasing hell" is about to begin.
Just thinking about it made Du Feng secretly excited.
After the soul power test, Du Feng and Dai Mubai led the new students to the second stage of the examination.
While waiting, they noticed Oscar selling sausages nearby.
Just like in the original story, Tang San looked at him and politely said,
"Uncle Oscar, may I have a sausage?"
The moment Du Feng heard that, he couldn't hold back his laughter.
For years, Du Feng had been telling Oscar to shave his beard, but the guy stubbornly refused.
Now he was finally being called "Uncle."
Oscar's face immediately stiffened as he began questioning Tang San.
Hearing their conversation, Du Feng burst out laughing.
"Oscar, Oscar! I've been telling you to shave for years, but you wouldn't listen."
"Now look—you're getting called Uncle!"
"Forget 'Sausage Specialist.' We should just call you Uncle Oscar!"
"Hahaha!"
Oscar glared at him.
"Du Feng! How can you laugh at me like that? Don't you have any shame?!"
Du Feng didn't reply.
He simply kept laughing.
Today, the word Uncle had struck Oscar right in the heart.
And with Du Feng around, there was no way this story wouldn't spread across the entire Shrek Academy within two days.
After knowing Du Feng for so many years, Oscar understood his personality perfectly.
Du Feng loved watching drama unfold.
His tongue was sharp, and he enjoyed sharing gossip even more.
He even liked to say:
"Joy shared alone isn't real joy—true happiness comes from sharing it with others."
But if someone actually provoked him, Du Feng would quickly demonstrate what he called the Iron Fist of Justice.
In short—an absolute double standard.
Oscar's infamous nickname, "Uncle Sausage," had also been given to him by Du Feng.
But Oscar had no way to fight back.
He couldn't win in an argument.
And he definitely couldn't win in a fight.
What made it worse was that the chubby Ma Hongjun's mouth was just as vicious.
After receiving plenty of financial "support" from Du Feng, Ma Hongjun had become his number-one supporter, happily echoing every sarcastic remark.
It was enough to drive anyone crazy.
After selling sausages to Tang San, Oscar even turned to Dai Mubai and asked if he wanted one.
Dai Mubai immediately rolled his eyes.
At the same time, he warned Tang San,
"You'd better not eat that."
Tang San looked confused.
"Why?"
At that moment, Du Feng suddenly told Oscar to make one on the spot.
Oscar hesitated, clearly reluctant.
Du Feng slowly raised his fist.
Under the threat of force, Oscar finally shouted out his soul skill incantation.
The moment Tang San heard it, he froze.
His expression instantly became complicated.
After all, Oscar's soul skill chant sounded extremely… suggestive.
When Du Feng and Dai Mubai brought Tang San back to the others, Xiao Wu immediately asked,
"Where's my sausage?"
Du Feng, Dai Mubai, and Tang San all burst into laughter at the same time.
Xiao Wu stared at them in confusion.
"What are you laughing at?"
Tang San quickly pulled Xiao Wu aside and explained the sausage situation to her.
Within seconds, Xiao Wu's pretty face turned bright red.
Du Feng found the scene extremely amusing.
After all, it wasn't every day that you got to see a hundred-thousand-year-old rabbit blush.