Chapter 149: Direct Invitation From the Aeons III
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Kafka: Oh my, baby, you actually dare to do business with the Aeon of Nihility. ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Stelle: Mommy, there's no business I wouldn't dare to do. As long as the Stellar Jades are in place, even if it's the Heavenly Emperor himself, I (the Galactic Baseballer) will take them out for you. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Lumine: Exactly, exactly! As long as the Primogems are in place, even if you want me to fight the Heavenly Principles, I'll do it. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Kiana: Uh, are you two really the protagonists? ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Stelle: First of all, we are indeed the protagonists. But before being the protagonist, we need money. Who would want to be the protagonist without money? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Lumine: Exactly, exactly! Only with Primogems can I increase my strength and be a better protagonist. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Xiangling: But speaking of which, what are Primogems? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Paimon: Hehe, actually, it's this thing. [Image.jpg] ]
[ Genshin Impact - Hu Tao: Hey, isn't this the stone I used to build the toilet? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Furina: Indeed, this stone is of no use other than looking pretty. I usually use it to plug up leaks. ]
In the Inventory Live Room, the people from the Genshin Impact world also spoke up one after another, stating that they also had many such useless stones in their homes.
[ Genshin Impact - Lumine: Building toilets? Plugging up leaks? Oh my god! ]
Seeing the people from the Genshin Impact world say this in the Inventory Live Room, Lumine fainted on the spot from sheer anger.
This gave Paimon a good scare. She hurriedly pinched Lumine's philtrum, but as soon as Lumine woke up and remembered what happened, she fainted again.
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Stelle: Haha, how tragic. Luckily, my Stellar Jades weren't treated like that. ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Seele: Is the Stellar Jade you're talking about that colorful stone that looks like it has a middle part? ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Stelle: Yes! Don't tell me you guys have seen them? ]
Seeing Seele say this, Stelle couldn't help but look curious. After all, she had been to Belobog before and hadn't seen any Stellar Jades there.
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Bronya: Ah, about that… the Underworld dug up quite a lot of them before. We thought they were useless, so we just burned them all. ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Stelle: What?! ]
Currently on the Astral Express, Stelle fainted from anger just like Lumine. This terrified March 7th, who was next to her. She hurriedly checked her breathing, and finding that Stelle was still alive, she let out a sigh of relief.
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Kiana: Hahahahaha! Oh my, this is killing me. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Raiden Mei: Right, Kiana, I forgot to tell you. I threw away all those crystals you left in your room. They were taking up too much space. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Kiana: ??? Mei, you… I… my crystals! ]
Just like that, three more sorrowful souls were added to the three worlds.
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Meanwhile, the screen of the Inventory Live Room turned to Nanook.
A cold light flashed in Nanook's eyes, and he bit his lip tightly, as if contemplating something.
On the side, Zhiyinmi said with a look of terror, "Nanook seems to have something to say!"
"Trailblazer, you possess an extraordinary constitution and carry a Stellaron within you. You are a once-in-a-million villainous genius. I advise you to join my Antimatter Legion immediately, otherwise… I will crush everything around us right now." Nanook spread his arms, with dozens of golden halos floating behind him, his tone filled with menace.
"Hey, Trailblazer, my big boss is asking you a question!" An Antimatter Legion minion clenched one hand into a fist and looked at the Trailblazer with an arrogant expression.
"Eh, I don't want to!" Stelle rejected the Antimatter Legion's invitation without a second thought.
"Huh? What did you say?" Hearing Stelle's words, the Antimatter Legion minion instantly flew into a rage.
"Qlipoth, Qlipoth, say something quickly, Qlipoth!" Tears welled up in the corners of March's eyes, and her tone was extremely panicked.
Qlipoth, however, kept smashing the table in front of him with both hands, shouting repeatedly, "Build the wall! Build the wall!"
At this moment, an Interastral Peace Corporation employee quickly stepped forward. With one hand placed in front and the other behind his back, he looked at everyone with a smile and said, "Lord Qlipoth's meaning is that the security of the venue will be fully handled by us. Speaking of security work, we have to mention our Interastral Peace Corporation."
As this employee spoke with a smile, another IPC employee quickly appeared behind him holding a briefcase. Opening the briefcase, a burst of green light instantly illuminated everyone's faces.
"We have a complete workflow, the clearest promotion mechanism, a wonderful working environment, exclusive bodyguards upon joining, paid team-building, ten insurances and one housing fund! Join us quickly, and let's get promoted and raise our salaries together!" The IPC employee looked at the screen with a smile.
"The, the propagation money is on me! Qlipoth, give me your phone!" The Aeon of Propagation on the side spoke rapidly.
"Build the wall! Build the wall!" Qlipoth, however, continued to pound the table in front of him with both hands.
The IPC employee on the side directly pulled out a walkie-talkie and spoke into it with a serious face: "Unit 1, Unit 1, Mr. Qlipoth wants us to wall Him in!"
Following that, three IPC employees descended from the sky and directly carried the Aeon of Propagation away.
"Help! Help!" Seeing the Aeon of Propagation being carried away, March 7th panicked completely and shouted repeatedly.
"Build the wall! Build the wall!" Qlipoth still kept tapping the table in front of him and shouting.
The employee on the side quickly stood out again, placing a hand on his chin, and said solemnly, "Mr. Qlipoth's meaning is that the Trailblazer has already passed the internal system's test and can start working tomorrow. Applause if you understand!"
"Internal recommendation?" The Aeon of Erudition on the side spoke with a look of indignation, "Using your own show to pull off a shady deal, are you? We AI are the true future. If you know what's good for you, quickly help me test the Simulated Universe. Don't force me to beg you!"
Hearing the Aeon of Erudition say this, Stelle fell into deep thought and muttered to herself, "That makes sense!"
"Don't listen to their nonsense, choose me!" Seeing Stelle's reaction, the Aeon of Abundance, Yaoshi, could no longer sit still and said anxiously.
"You must choose me!" As the Aeon of Destruction, Nanook also jumped out immediately, pointing at Stelle with a serious face.
"Choose me!" The other Aeons also hurriedly joined in, constantly shouting for her to choose them.
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