"What the fuck" Blaze exclaimed, looking around in shock "who are you? where are you?" she shouted
"Down her" sing songs a voice as Blaze looks down
"No, no no no no no" she repeats hoping what she thought was happening wasn't happening
"Oh yes" giggles the voice coming from a certain part of her body "you are the owner of the one and only talking penis in the world" proudly says the voice coming from Blaze's third leg
"WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE A TALKING PENIS" Blaze shouts, struggling to take in what was happening
"Technically, you don't" teased the voice "I am your sacred gear, you know, the thing that every important person in this world has" she continued with another giggle "and I'm yours"
"Ok, but can you please tell me, WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME FROM MY PENIS" she roared, understanding less and less the more she apparently, talked to her penis
"Oh dear, that's because it's the most appropriate place for me to be" the voice replied as if it was natural "allow me to introduce myself, I am Hermaphroditius, think of me as the goddess of futa's, and since you are the only none god, goddess or any other type of mythical creature that can be futa's but can't have a sacred gear, you are my first weilder" she said giving Blaze an introduction
"Damn it, now there's nothing else I can think of to contine to being angry to you about, so what am i supposed to do with all this pent up rage" Blaze groaned
"How should I know, I can give you some ideas if you were a different type of pent up" Hermaphroditius joked
"Oh good, now I have a reason to shout at you" Blaze said through gritted teeth "IF YOU'VE NOT GOT ANYTHING HELPFUL TO SAY, SHUT THE FUCK UP" she shouted
"Woah, someones got a temper, want to take a minute there to calm down" suggested the goddess with a soothing voice
"Yeah, ok, sorry, it's just I'm essentially a completely new person being given so much infomation all at once and it's just alot to take in" Blaze replied, taking big deep breaths to try and calm down
After calming downa bit by going to the bathroom and grabbing a glass of water and downing it in big gulps Blaze finally calms down enough to think rationally
"Alright, now that I've calmed down a bit I've got a few questions" she said as she sat down and looked at her penis
"sure, what's up?" replied the cheerful goddess
"First, did you really call me Blaze Aurum? all that is is a description of me, hair that looks like fire and gold eyes" she said with a fed up voice
"Hey, I wasn't the one who named you, blame that on the goddess of reincarnation" she replied with a humpf "also cut her some slack, how many different names do you think she has had to come up with over the years for people who needed new ones for the new worlds they were put in, they can't all be winners" she defended
"Ok fair enough" replied Blaze "then second, you said you're a sacred gear right? I've got enough knowledge of Highschool DxD from my fragmented memories to know that they have abilities, so spill, what are yours Herm?" she asked "also just a heads up, I'm calling you herm as it's a pain in the ass to call you Hermaphroditius and it's hard to remember" she complained
"That's fine by me, I've never been one for formalities so a nickname is fine by me" Herm happily agreed "as for my abilities, well, since I was a goddess you get a few, better than normal sacred gears that only give you one ability, heck I'm even better than some of those longinus as I give you more than most of them" she pridefully boasts
"Ok, and what are they" Blaze asked, getting slightly intruiged
"First of all, you have a goddesses aura, this allows you to use all types of magical abilities, normally you would be limited to one specific type or maybe 2 if you count magic as pretty much anyone can use it but due to my dual natured goddess hood, my presence makes it so that you can use both holy and demonic powers without being either an angel or demon" Herm describes
"That's a good start, anything else"
"Of course there is more, thanks to by status as the daughter of Venus and Mercury I am essentially immune to all fire and ice based attacks" she informs Blaze "also due to your 'burning lust you'll never get cold, bonus" she says energetically
"And? I'm sorry but if that's it you're still a ways away from the longinus that I can remember" Blaze told her, impressed by the abilities but not seeing them as on the smae level as the Longinus she had knowledge of
"Oh don't worry, I saved the best for last" Herm said, seemingly bubbling with excitement "you get more powerful from lust" she exclaimed
"More powerful from lust, what the hell does that mean"
"It means that whenever anyone looks at you and thinks something along the lines of 'damn she's hot' or 'I'd like to tap that ass' I can absorb that energy and turn it into power for you to use, and as that power builds inside of you it will slowly suffuse into your body making you stronger without having to do anything, although working out and exercising will speed up this process, and maybe get you a few more heads looking your way in the process" she said enjoying herself
"How powerful are we talking here" Blaze asked, very curious on her limits
"Let me put it to you like this, due to your soul being a mix of both genders and me and your body being forged by the goddess of reincarnation, you have no limits, have enough people interested in you and even a being as powerful as great red would have to watch out for you when you use your balance breaker"
"I'd be that powerful" Blaze cried out "what's my balance breaker that it could put me on the same level of those types of beings" she questioned
"Now that would be telling" Herm chuckled, "and you're new to this life so it will take you a while before you reach that stage" she remarked
"Fine" Blaze conceeded
"Now, shouldn't you be making a move, according to your alarm clock it's 8 o'clock and I'm pretty sure that if you're following the anime, you'll be going to Kuoh Academy and that will be starting at 8:30 so I'd hurry up if I were you"
"OH SHIT" Blaze yelled, scrambling to get ready in a tornado of clothes, racing downstairs to eat some breakfast and grabbing her school bag (which seemed to have been pre-packed with everything by the goddess of reincarnation to help her more easily transition into her new life) and racing out the door