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Chapter 39 - Chapter 39 Youth Has No Price, Second Uncle Adds Extra Numb and Spicy

[This is Chapter 41. Chapter 40 was audited. To prevent an incoherent reading experience, you can read this later.]

Crown Prince's Mansion.

Seeing these words, Qian Renxue finally realized that Li Yuan had said it on purpose.

Her expression was unsightly, and she was so angry her chest felt tight.

"Whew... whew... This is really infuriating."

She pulled open her collar to let her fair, creamy skin out for some air.

How on earth is this reasonable?

Are you even using proper words?

Two men fighting together, and you use those kinds of words?

If I didn't know better, I'd think they were into Longyang... What if people misunderstand?

[Heaven Dou's Richest Little Rich Girl: Wow! So it really was two men... Brother Group Owner, what happened next? Tell us, tell us! (Excited blink)]

Oh, never mind, they've already misunderstood.

[Spirit Hall's Little Fox Who Likes Teacher the Most: I never expected that the always dignified and grand High Priest would be so... well, knowledgeable in his youth.]

[The Single Married Woman Who Runs the Academy: Ugh, I want to puke!]

Blue Tyrant Academy.

The straightforward Liu Erlong immediately thought of Flender hardcore pounding Yu Xiaogang.

That image was so "beautiful" it almost made her throw up her dinner from last night.

So disgusting.

It's simply a devastation of her eyes and soul!

[Ice and Snow Smart: Is this how the older generation fights?]

Ye Lingling's small mouth hung open, her cheeks slightly flushed.

Nighttime? Two men? Turning the phoenix upside down?

When these keywords were combined, her pure soul received an unprecedented shock, leaving her completely stunned.

Her brain's CPU overloaded and crashed on the spot.

Spirit Hall.

Bibi Dong watched the reactions in the group, laughing so hard her body trembled, nearly rolling off her soft couch.

"Hahaha, old man, your image... pfft, hahaha! It's all ruined!"

She could almost see Qian Daoliu's old face turning livid with rage, yet unable to defend himself. She felt incredibly refreshed.

"Serves you right! This is for not helping me back then! For protecting that beast of a son of yours!"

[Li Yuan: Afterward, A Chen and A Liu became best buds. The two agreed to explore Sea God Island together. Upon arriving, they fought with Sea God Island's number one beauty, Bo Saixi, and both eventually lost to her by a narrow margin.]

Everyone gasped in unison.

Bo Saixi was actually that powerful?

Even two super Douluo were no match for her?

Then how powerful must the Sea God be?!

[Li Yuan: Here comes the even more melodramatic part. After that battle, A Chen fell in love with A Xi, and A Liu also fell in love with A Xi. Both confessed at the same time, but A Xi didn't choose either directly. She only said one thing: "Whoever becomes a god, I will marry."]

[Li Yuan: Actually, when she said that, Qian Daoliu knew he had already been rejected, because as the High Priest of Spirit Hall, he cannot inherit a God Position. But Tang Chen took Bo Saixi's words seriously, leaving behind the vow "I will not return until I become a god" before departing.]

[That departure lasted for decades, leaving our A Xi to gaze at the moon and weep every night.]

[Heaven Dou's Richest Little Rich Girl: Waaa... such a touching story. Sister Bo Saixi is so pitiful!]

[Big Cat in the Dark Night: Senior Tang Chen is so persistent. Because of a joke, he actually ran off to find a god.]

[Li Yuan: Don't be too quick to be moved. I have some unofficial history to share here.]

[Ice and Snow Smart: Hmm? Why do I have a bad feeling about this?]

[Child Without Parents: You'd better be talking about unofficial history, not just shit!]

[Li Yuan: According to unofficial history, Qian Daoliu didn't actually like Bo Saixi. He was just afraid Tang Chen would be taken away by her, so he deliberately claimed to like her too. Unfortunately, until these best buds went their separate ways, Tang Chen never realized what Qian Daoliu meant.]

[Li Yuan: Sigh, I ask the world, what is love?]

[Li Yuan: It makes all lovers in the world become brothers! What a pair of ill-fated lovebirds! (Crying emoji)]

Crown Prince's Mansion.

"I ask the world, what is love? What a good poem. I didn't expect the Group Owner to have such literary talent."

Qian Renxue muttered to herself, her guard finally dropping as she took a sip from the water cup on the table.

"Pfft!"

Qian Renxue sprayed the water out.

Wait?

Does this sound right?

What the hell does "all lovers in the world become brothers" mean?

What do you mean "ill-fated lovebirds"?

Are these words meant to be used like this?

Was your language teacher actually a math teacher?

Is this unofficial history?

It's so wild that only the "shit" is left!

What made Qian Renxue break down the most was that many group members were still following along in self-induced emotion.

[Heaven Dou's Richest Little Rich Girl: Waaa... what a pair of ill-fated lovebirds!]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Waaa... what a pair of ill-fated lovebirds!]

[Big Sister with a Vicious Heart: Waaa... what a pair of ill-fated lovebirds!]

[Little Fox Who Likes Teacher the Most: Waaa... what a pair of ill-fated lovebirds!]

[The Yandere Maniac Beauty of the Spirit Hall: Waaa... what a pair of ill-fated lovebirds!]

Seeing the last two group IDs, especially Bibi Dong joining in the "waaa"ing.

Qian Renxue completely lost it, her small fists clenching.

[Child Without Parents:??? You two better have a good reason for this!]

[The Yandere Maniac Beauty of the Spirit Hall: Um, Xue'er, if I said I sent that by mistake, would you believe me?]

[Little Fox Who Likes Teacher the Most: Sister Xue'er... I-I-I did too.]

[Child Without Parents: Hmph, you'd better have!]

[Li Yuan: Hehe, alright, no more joking. Everyone can just treat what I said as a story; unofficial history shouldn't be taken seriously.]

[Heaven Dou's Richest Little Rich Girl: Oh, so that's how it is... (Bitter melon face emoji)]

[Child Without Parents: What exactly are you disappointed about? (Going crazy)]

[Heaven Dou's Richest Little Rich Girl: Ah? No... nothing.]

[Li Yuan: Alright, let's talk about the Sea God again. What do you all think the Sea God's power consists of?]

[Heaven Dou's Richest Little Rich Girl: It should be the fury of the ocean, right?]

[Big Cat in the Dark Night: Seawater also has a gentle side.]

[Li Yuan: You're both right, but he just had to take the road less traveled. The Sea God's Spirit before he ascended was a trident. How does a trident end up being associated with light and purification?]

[Li Yuan: Family, here comes the most terrifying part: the Angel God's power just happens to include light and purification!]

[Li Yuan: You could say it's barely explainable why the Rakshasa God didn't help Bibi Dong, but what about Qian Renxue's ancestor? Blood is thicker than water. When the First Generation Angel God saw their own descendants being repeatedly struck down by the Sea God's descents, could they really remain indifferent?]

[Li Yuan: Even Qian Renxue's God Trial was set up by the Sea God with a recording. Qian Renxue watching Tang San, self-touching, golden liquid... you can imagine the scene.]

[Child Without Parents: Golden liquid?]

Qian Renxue was truly bewildered.

What kind of liquid is "golden liquid"?

And what on earth is "self-touching"?

She really didn't understand the "hidden meaning" behind these terms. She only felt the Group Owner's wording was strange, but she couldn't quite pinpoint why.

Not just Qian Renxue, most people in the group were initially confused.

Supreme Pontiff Palace.

Only Bibi Dong understood instantly.

As someone currently participating in a God Trial.

She knew that after becoming a god, the blood and fluids flowing from the body would no longer be the crimson and transparent colors of a Mortal, but a divine gold.

The thought of her daughter being schemed against like this by the Sea God made her tremble with rage.

It felt even more unbearable than when Li Yuan did a "grand investigation" on her in the Secret Room!

"What a Tang San, what a Sea God, you all deserve to die!!!"

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