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Chapter 2 - The Talentless Intern

The elevator smelled like ambition and disappointment.

Wei Chen had learned this in his first week. Both scents were permanently embedded into the carpet, the drop ceiling tiles, and the polyester blend of every suit jacket that had ever passed through the rotating glass doors of Ascendant Meridian Group's forty-seventh floor. The ambition came from the fresh hires. The disappointment came from everyone else.

By every measurable metric, Wei Chen was unremarkable.

Twenty-three years old. Five feet nine. A face so thoroughly average that his own mother occasionally needed a second look at family photos to confirm his identity. His cultivation aptitude score, measured by AMG's standardized Spiritual Talent Assessment upon hiring, had come back so low that the HR representative printed it twice, certain the first copy was a malfunction.

0.3 Spirit Quotient.

The national average was 6.2. AMG's minimum hiring threshold was 5.5. Wei Chen had been hired anyway — not because someone recognized hidden potential, but because the forty-seventh floor had an unfilled compliance quota and a HR director who decided a warm body was marginally more useful than an empty desk.

His official title: Provisional Administrative Support Specialist, Grade Zero.

There was no Grade One. Grade Zero was the corporate equivalent of the cultivation world's mortal classification — a category that existed less to describe what you were and more to remind you of what you'd never become.

His desk was next to the paper shredder. The floor's Grade Zeros had named it Gerald.

On the morning everything changed, Wei Chen arrived at 8:47 AM, thirteen minutes early, and opened a task queue containing forty-seven pending items. He'd cleared fifty-one the day before. Forty-seven had reappeared overnight.

This was Tuesday.

At 11:23 AM, he was sent to retrieve physical files from the forty-sixth floor archive — a corporate purgatory of manila folders and expired compliance records maintained by a single ancient Records Manager named Old Shao, who spoke to no one and had apparently been there since the building's construction.

Wei Chen badged through the archive door, which wheezed with poor calibration, and entered.

It was colder than it should have been. The kind of cold that had nothing to do with temperature.

Old Shao was not at his desk. His tea was still steaming, which meant he'd stepped away recently. Wei Chen found the requested files in four minutes — Section G, Row 14, nothing interesting — and took a wrong turn on the way back.

The archive's rows were lit by overhead bulbs spaced just far enough apart to create pockets of shadow. He found himself in a section he didn't recognize, standing in front of a row marked with a symbol he'd never seen on any corporate documentation. Not a standard alphanumeric label. An old glyph — pre-corporate, the kind of writing the Grand Conglomerates had formally deprecated eighty years ago when they'd standardized spiritual practice under the Professional Development Framework.

On the shelf beneath it, collecting a decade of dust, was a single black binder.

Standard corporate issue. Three rings. The kind found in any supply closet in the country.

The label on its spine read: HOSTILE TAKEOVER MANUAL — INTERNAL USE ONLY — CLASSIFICATION: SUPPRESSED.

Wei Chen stood there for a moment.

He was twenty-three years old. He had a 0.3 Spirit Quotient, forty-seven pending tasks, and no realistic future in the cultivation economy.

He took the binder.

He didn't read it at the office. He wasn't stupid. Reading a classified document at a monitored corporate terminal was not a survivable decision.

He slid it into his laptop bag beneath the AMG Employee Conduct Handbook — the irony registering clearly — delivered the requested files, and spent the rest of his Tuesday processing documents with the focused calm of someone who had made a decision they couldn't yet articulate.

At 6:11 PM, after the floor had emptied, he walked four blocks to a tea house he'd never visited before, sat in the back corner, ordered something he wouldn't remember drinking, and opened the binder.

The first page contained a single line:

All cultivation is acquisition. What the sects call enlightenment, the markets call leverage.

The second page was a table of contents. Wei Chen read it three times. Then he turned to Chapter One.

HOSTILE TAKEOVER MANUAL — Chapter One: The Misconception of Personal Cultivation

Traditional cultivation doctrine holds that spiritual power is an internal phenomenon. The practitioner must look inward, refine their own qi, temper their own meridians. This doctrine is convenient for the powerful because it ensures the powerless spend their energy improving only themselves while others improve their position.

The Hostile Takeover Framework rejects this entirely.

Power is not internal. Power is relational. You are not powerful because of what you contain. You are powerful because of what others cannot take from you and what you are positioned to take from them.

Corporations understood this better than the sects ever did. Corporations absorb. Corporations merge. Corporations acquire. But even the Grand Conglomerates have not gone far enough. They still treat human capital as separate from spiritual capital — measuring employees by individual SQ scores and assigning them to tracks, as though a low-scoring individual cannot absorb the accumulated cultivation of a higher-scoring one under the right structural conditions.

This manual describes those conditions.

What follows is not a path of self-improvement. It is a path of strategic acquisition. The reader will not become more cultivated by becoming a better version of themselves. They will become more cultivated by ensuring the cultivation of others flows toward them through mechanisms the current corporate-spiritual regulatory framework has deemed illegal, suppressed, or both.

The reader's Spirit Quotient score is not a ceiling. It is a starting inventory.

Wei Chen stopped reading.

He looked up at the tea house ceiling — water-stained, unremarkable — and experienced the specific sensation of a worldview being quietly disassembled.

His 0.3 Spirit Quotient had been, for three weeks, the foundational fact of his professional existence. The number that determined his desk, his task queue, his future, and the quality of the looks Senior Associates gave him in hallways. The number that said he would sit next to Gerald the shredder for as long as the compliance quota required a warm body in that chair.

It was not a ceiling.

It was a starting inventory.

He turned to Chapter Two and kept reading.

Chapter Two: Absorbing Ambient Spiritual Residue from Organizational Infrastructure

The section was not what he expected. No meditation technique, no breathing sequence, no internal visualization. It read closer to an accounting procedure.

The minimum SQ threshold for ambient absorption is a regulatory artifact, not a biological one. It was established by the Joint Conglomerate Regulatory Commission at the explicit lobbying of the nine Grand Conglomerates to prevent low-aptitude workers from passively accumulating spiritual capital that would otherwise flow upward through the organizational hierarchy.

In a building of five hundred practitioners, the combined ambient spiritual output is significant. Under current regulatory interpretation, that output is harvested by the building's qi-circulation infrastructure and routed back to the organization as institutional spiritual capital. Individual employees below the threshold receive nothing.

The following technique exploits a gap the regulatory framework did not anticipate because it assumed no one below the threshold would attempt it.

The analogy it used was precise: Most employees cannot harvest ambient qi for the same reason most employees cannot expense personal meals — not because the mechanism doesn't exist, but because they have never been taught how to submit the claim.

The technique itself — the manual called it a classification redirect — required no special posture. It was a mental recategorization of incoming energetic data, shifting it from the default "environmental" label, which instructed the meridians to treat it as background noise and route it onward, to a custom category called "provisional receivable."

Wei Chen looked up from the page. He thought about the forty-seventh floor's HVAC system, which ran a spiritual circulation cycle every morning at 8:50 AM. He'd assumed the resulting headache was his own mediocre constitution struggling against ambient energy. Liu Fang, his desk neighbor, had told him on his first week that it was the air conditioning.

They were both partially right.

The building's circulation system was doing exactly what it was designed to do — routing ambient spiritual residue away from the people generating it and upward toward the organization consuming it. Every morning at 8:50, the current passed through his meridians like electricity through a wire, producing a headache because it was moving through him rather than to him.

The manual was suggesting he stop being a wire.

He tried the redirect on the walk home. It felt like nothing at first — a minor mental adjustment, the spiritual equivalent of changing a default setting he hadn't known was configurable. Then, slowly, something shifted. Not energy — not the golden thunderclap breakthroughs of cultivation novels. More like a confirmation. Like his body had submitted a form and received an acknowledgment that it was being processed.

By the time he reached his apartment building, he was reasonably certain the form had cleared.

He wasn't stronger. Not yet. But something had changed in the relationship between what he was and what the world was willing to give him. Quietly, bureaucratically, without drama.

He took the elevator up, sat at his desk, and opened the manual to Chapter Three.

It was titled: The Promotion Realm System — Why Your Employer's Hierarchy is a Cultivation Map.

Outside his window, AMG Tower glittered against the night sky — forty-seven floors of ambient spiritual output flowing obediently upward through its qi-aligned architecture to the executive suites where Directors and Vice Presidents condensed their power from the accumulated labor of everyone below them.

Wei Chen looked at it for a moment.

Then he looked back at the manual.

He had forty-seven pending tasks in the morning. A desk next to a shredder named Gerald. A Spirit Quotient of 0.3 that had apparently not been the ceiling it was advertised as.

He read until two in the morning, and the last thought he had before sleeping was not about the techniques or the theory. It was simpler. Almost administrative.

Ascendant Meridian Group has forty-seven floors.

That's forty-seven promotions.

That's forty-seven realms.

He slept well for the first time since he'd been hired.

End of Chapter One

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