Kevin was quiet.
"Well, let's see, shall we?" She lifted her hand above her ass, though her eyes were still reading the morning news. "I'm going to spank my ass on the count of three. And let's see what you do."
Kevin focused hard on his cereal bowl.
"One."
Was she really about to do this? Right in front of him? Seeing Beth, in her lace panties, spank her own ass right in front of him was a fantasy come to life. Would he really not look?
"Two."
But there was no telling if she'd actually spank herself. Maybe this was all a trick! In fact, it probably was. Was it worth it to look up, when it was more than likely just a trick she was playing on him? He'd just look up and she'd be flipping him off or something.
"And. Three."
Oh, who was he kidding. Kevin knew there was no way he'd be able to resist.
He looked up.
She was still reading the tablet, almost looking bored. It was as if she didn't need to look in the mirror to see if he was looking- as if she knew he wouldn't be able to resist.
The spank wasn't rough, but deliberate and firm. Her hand landed on one cheek, and it filled the room with a loud smack which caught Kevin off guard. Her ass, though firm from yoga, was thick enough that it jiggled back and forth erotically for a moment before settling back into place.
Okay, thought Kevin. That was worth it.
"Oops," said Beth without a hint of emotion in her voice. "I think you broke your Rule."
She finally stood up, turned around and walked towards her room. She stopped next to him, without turning her body towards him.
Kevin was too embarrassed to turn his head towards hers, but he couldn't believe how good she smelled. Did she have any flaws?
"What's that?" she asked. He looked up at her and saw she was looking at his crotch, face neutral and one eyebrow raised. There was an obvious tent from one of the biggest erections of his life.
Kevin's face flushed. "Um..."
Beth tsked as if disappointed, then walked to her room. She put on her yoga pants, and without saying another word, left to go to yoga.
Kevin, now totally alone in the apartment, rushed to his room, grabbed a tissue from the box next to bed, pulled down his pants and frantically jerked his cock.
He had a massive orgasm in mere seconds.
***
He told Chrissy to come into his room as soon as she got home. Work be damned- he needed to tell her what had happened.
He relayed the whole story from his computer chair as she sat on their bed. Her face was one of complete shock.
"No pants? Really?"
"Just a thong and a tank top."
She shook her head thoughtfully "Mark I expected this from. But Beth? Never in a million years. What is she up to?"
"You aren't mad or anything?" Kevin asked, wanting to be sure.
"What, that you broke past two seconds? Of course not. I think I broke that rule first, anyway, when Mark was stretching in the common room without his shirt on." She smiled her cheeky smile. "Besides, I can hardly blame you. It sounds like Beth was the one in the driver's seat."
Kevin breathed a sigh of relief, glad to be sure she was OK. "That she was."
Chrissy tapped her chin thoughtfully. "So, obviously, The Rule needs to change." Kevin cocked his head at this. "Well, look, we obviously did the two second rule to set a boundary that... doesn't seem realistic right now. I mean, if Beth and Mark are both going to be prancing around in their underwear to torment us into looking at them for more than two seconds, we're not going to be able to resist. So let's beat them to the punch. If you're comfortable with it."
Kevin nodded. "Yeah, of course. That makes sense. What do you think The Rule should be?"
"No touching," she said. "You can look as much as feels natural, but... hands to yourself. That's where it feels like the boundary is now. Fair?"
"Fair."
She laughed thoughtfully. "This is so wild. Do you think we need to... I mean, should we just confront them about this? Ask them what they're up to?"
They both looked at each other in silence.
"I kind of... don't want to," admitted Kevin. "I mean, I think we do if this continues any further, but... I kind of think maybe all this was a one time thing."
"You do?" asked Chrissy uncertainty.
"Well, I don't know. I think they're both just having some fun at our expense, right? I mean, what are they really going to do beyond teasing us?"
***
The next day, Kevin decided to actually head into the office for once. He didn't see Beth in the morning- something he was relieved and disappointed about. But it was an odd couple of days, and he thought a change of scenery would do him good.
It was in the late afternoon when Kevin felt his phone buzz in his pocket. It was that time of day when Chrissy and Mark were alone in the apartment together, so he checked it immediately.
Chrissy: How's work?
Kevin: It was good to see everyone. It's been a while since I actually came in!
Chrissy: You slacker :P
Kevin: And I needed to check in with Dave about my raise.
Chrissy: What did he say?
Kevin: Not until next quarter, he says, which is what he said last quarter... ughh.
Chrissy: You'll get it soon! Everyone loves you there.
There was a long pause while the typing dots appeared, disappeared, and reappeared on his phone over and over. Chrissy was clearly retyping her next message a few times.
Chrissy: So about the new Rule... some touching is OK, right?
Kevin felt his cock twitch in his pants. Would they be breaking the new Rule already?
Kevin: Why do you ask?
Chrissy: Well... Mark really hurt his muscle at the gym today and was asking if I could massage it for him.
Kevin cheeks flushed. Now, he knew Chrissy wasn't stupid- she must know that Mark was just trying to get her to touch him. Now the question was: should he play along?
Kevin: He can't get a professional to do it?
Chrissy: No, he says he wants someone he trusts. And Beth would never do it for him, lol.
Kevin shook his head. While it was true Beth wasn't the type of girlfriend to give massages out, why would you need to trust a masseuse?
Kevin: What muscle did he hurt?
Chrissy: His pecs.
Kevin felt his breath getting shorter. An image of Chrissy running her hands across Mark's chest flashed in his mind. His cock got harder in his pants.
Chrissy: I mean, professionals give massages! I've given massages to friends before, it's not a big deal. Right? That's not really what we meant by no touching, is it?
There was another pause while she carefully typed out the next message. This one had a more serious tone.
Chrissy: You can say no to this, obviously. Only what you're comfortable with. I can tell him no.
Kevin thought for a few seconds before typing his reply. Fuck, this was making him horny.
Kevin: No, I... want you to say yes.
Chrissy: You sure?
Kevin: Yes, I want you to
Chrissy: TY baby! I know he'll appreciate having someone to help him out!
Chrissy: So what's the new Rule? No touching didn't seem to work out...
Kevin thought about it.
Kevin: Well, since touching is on the table... How about underwear stays on? Like, so long as everyone has underwear on, we're OK.
Chrissy: Perfect! See you home! <3
Kevin shut his phone off and looked at his screen, glad his desk was hiding his erection. He knew he wouldn't get anything productive done for the rest of the day.